The Teenage Wildlife Summer Season Highlights

Monkeyboys leaving party

My Pregnancy Test The Threaded Version

Anything else happening


"I don't spell check my word" Jamie M Simpson 2003

the TW's Award Show.

TW's naturist thread.

Monkeyboy's homecoming party

Dinner Party at Strawman's

my site

I'm going to nominate Monkeyboy's leaving thread in advance, since I imagine it will bear no mere passing resemblance to this.

[neon]I'm not trolling; I'm moderating. [/neon]

Holy hell, Black Prism, where do you dig these things up from? Tell me you don't have a Stu-style dossier with all the most cringeworthy threads ever created in this place...

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

I love your gif :



simply because it looks like David's eyeball is hanging out. For God's sake David! Push it back in!

See the world of red_phoenix_red. His cat wants him to kill again

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[Arlequino] Tell me you don't have a Stu-style dossier with all the most cringeworthy threads ever created in this place...

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Relax, I have no such thing. Some are so bad, however, that they inevitably stick in the mind. I know in the past, for instance, that you've stated you have fond memories of BoeS' 'Who's the Ugliest TWer', and the mighty WildWind's attempts to beat some sanity into him. That 'party' thread has always stuck with me as the epitome of having completely the wrong idea about this place.

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Phoenix

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Hello sir! Great to see you back.

Ah, I trust you heard about the lollipop incident. I'd love the photo even more if I could believe with any certainty that it wasn't doctored. Honestly, what were the chances that someone in the crowd should snap a photo right at the moment when that happened? Or perhaps they videoed it? Maybe there's actual footage out there of the trajectory as the lolly arcs in, on which some smartass has added his own commentary, 'er . . . There's an unidentified projectile surfacing out from the front row, which appears to be some kind of candy bar . . . it's over Campbell's head, it's past Dorsey, it's right on-line for Bowie's face and . . . yowtch! --



-- that's gotta hurt . . .'

. . . or something like that.


[neon]I'm not trolling; I'm moderating. [/neon]

"Oh my goodness! She *is* a bad nut after all!"

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I know in the past, for instance, that you've stated you have fond memories of BoeS' 'Who's the Ugliest TWer'

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No, no, I hated BoeS. Remember?

You're pretty spot on about the 'party' thread though. A new definition for 'pile of wank', I feel.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

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BoeS

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Who was that? The acronym sounds familiar and slightly repugnant.

Who was voted the ugliest TWer?


Dogz?

If a pistol appears in a story, eventually it's got to be fired - Anton Chekhov

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Who was voted the ugliest TWer?

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I've never seen this ugliest thread? which is rather rich coming from you


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Near as I can remember, BoeS was an anon who did a bunch of board flooding a few years back. And was, in all likelihood, an alter of a grat poster here. Really got on my tits though.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

I believe it was meant to stand for Bog of Eternal Stench, which should tell you a bit about the person behind it, or at least the type of person you were meant to think it was.

Meaning, there's a good chance it was just Twister.

Sweetheart, you'll find
mediocre people do exceptional things all the time.
Oh, the ruin will do in your talented mind,
Coulda been a genius if you'd had an axe to grind.

Ahh...

this is the first time I've been here regularly since 2002 so I might have noticed them once or twice but not as a chronic pest.

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dogz

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A psychiactric nurse is an interesting career for a young man to embark upon, particularly a sporty, highly intelligent one like you were.

Was their a specific moment early in your life that made you decide 'That's what I want to do' or is it an occupation that you just sort of happened into?

If a pistol appears in a story, eventually it's got to be fired - Anton Chekhov

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like you were.

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Still am, but not as young as I was, sadly! none of us are.

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Was their a specific moment early in your life that made you decide 'That's what I want to do' or is it an occupation that you just sort of happened into?

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I decided to enter into nursing as my lifelong career when I was 14 years of age ( I spent a whole year in hospital with failed kidneys ), It was not my intial intention to enter into psychiactric nursing, but in the end I chose that way first, I decided upon my job with a toss of a coin *truth* heads would have been the police force, tales was nursing, I got tails

I have since done all aspects of nursing, from spending a whole year in the hospital pharmacy studying the drugs I would later be adminstering to patients.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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studying the drugs

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Ugh. Last summer I helped my dad out with his new job. I had to assemble over 50 834-page nurse's handbooks. What I did was I inserted a packet of updates into the original handbook five times over. Each season had certain pages that had been updated and then those pages were updated and so on and so forth. That was a terrible job. I can't imagine actually having to study and memorize all that information every season.


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Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis.

Is this haunted room actually stretching?

The biggest problem was when we changed from brand names to chemical names, then with the advent of generics, It is a lot to learn, but you'd be surprized how you can actually remember them, not as difficult as one would think.


London Bye Ta-Ta...