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JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
04/26/06 05:44 PM
Morally deprived state of the old guard new  

Foreword:
I apologize (I guess ::huff::) for any offense I may have caused by unveiling my ham wallet in such an indiscreet fashion. (Or should I say "immodest?" Although, mainly, I'm tempted to say "cheeky.") (Clarity is key, here. I suppose it's too much to ask to rely on cleverness and common sense to guide the members of this board away from elicit material.)

However, I find it a bit ridiculous that you didn't even link it! This line drawn in quicksand at TW; I have managed to very rarely cross it in my years here. On that note, I realize the rules were stated clearly and deliberately prior to my actions. For that, I am sorry, but my post wasn't in a sincere sign of protest. It was for laughs. BUT, apparently the sticks up yall's asses must be branching out, or someone would have yanked 'em outta there by now.

So, without further ado, here is a link to a picture of my vagina. And, the other - commissioned by Frogz.

Over and out, BEETCHAYZ!

The end of semester is like the vaginal harvest. Capitalizing on all of that sexual tension is like a tribal ritual for me. I put on green paint, buy a 10 pack of Rough Riders and go to town. - Kev

Edited by JarethsGirl on 04/27/06 05:52 PM (server time).



Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
04/26/06 06:30 PM
Re: Morally deprived state of the old guard new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Where's the hair? I know you're only 19, but it shoud have started growing by now...

A man votes for one party an remains miserable; he concludes that it was the other party that was to bring the millenium. By the time he is disenchanted with all parties, he is an old man on the verge of death.

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
04/26/06 06:36 PM
Paula Cole new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

It's called a nice, clean shave. Some women even do their.. armpits!

The end of semester is like the vaginal harvest. Capitalizing on all of that sexual tension is like a tribal ritual for me. I put on green paint, buy a 10 pack of Rough Riders and go to town. - Kev

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
04/26/06 06:44 PM
Re: Paula Cole new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Perv!

Do you mind if I put my recycle bin on your clit, though?


A man votes for one party an remains miserable; he concludes that it was the other party that was to bring the millenium. By the time he is disenchanted with all parties, he is an old man on the verge of death.

Edited by EJSunday on 04/27/06 11:14 AM (server time).



anisette
(stardust savant)
04/26/06 07:24 PM
Re: Morally deprived state of the old guard new [re: JarethsGirl]  

what are we s'posed to untie?

"My pleading puppy-dog red-scarred darling eyeballs demand you to punch Rick Astley!"
-- D. F.


JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
04/26/06 07:31 PM
Re: Paula Cole new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

You're off by a centimeter. I never should have entrusted a Frenchman to find my clit...

Anisette, untie your drawstring and show us your hoo-hoo.

The end of semester is like the vaginal harvest. Capitalizing on all of that sexual tension is like a tribal ritual for me. I put on green paint, buy a 10 pack of Rough Riders and go to town. - Kev

Beltene
(acolyte)
04/26/06 07:36 PM
Re: Morally deprived state of the old guard new [re: anisette]  

Moderators please cover up this child before the TW paedophiles see these pictures!

Dear Jarethgirl,

Shaving or waxing your pubic hair is equivalent to destroying its natural environment and weakening her defense against infection and microbial invasion.

My ass belongs on your face.

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
04/26/06 07:37 PM
The best I can do new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Blame it on XP's "auto-align icons" function...

Well, that's essentially how I feel about life full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness and it's all over much too quickly.

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
04/26/06 07:39 PM
Re: Morally deprived state of the old guard new [re: Beltene]  

In reply to:

Beltene


I think JarethsGirl's vagina looks JUST FINE.

Honestly, some people.

How do you get 2 tuba players to play in tune?
Shoot one.


anisette
(stardust savant)
04/26/06 07:48 PM
Re: Paula Cole new [re: JarethsGirl]  

no ma'am. i won't be doin anything of the sort. call me a prude, but i don't take my chastity belt off for just anyone, ok?

"My pleading puppy-dog red-scarred darling eyeballs demand you to punch Rick Astley!"
-- D. F.



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