Today via PM's, I received a number from Strawman ( Mark ) this being the latest and most disturbing...

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From: Strawman
Received: 09/01/06 01:41 PM
I'll do better than write to you. I think a home visit would be in order, but not necessarily by yours truly. There's a couple of lads I know who live on the Larkman, not far away from you, and they're always up for making a few quid via burglery & beings you've already supplied the dates of when you go to Turkey...

Hope you're insured gayboy.

Apparently Auntie Prism, gave my home address to this crank called Mark

This really isn't on, you have to decide your actions, if any?


The idiot continues...

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From: Strawman
Received: 09/01/06 01:53 PM
Well, fancy going public with it Who's the fucking coward now?

I was initially content to spare you a thorough beating but now I will have to rethink.

You've fucked with me too long.








London Bye Ta-Ta...

Edited by diamondogz74 on 09/01/06 08:57 AM (server time).

What are the mod's going to do? I already have all the information I need.

And in Prism's defence, I coaxed your home address out of him because I told him we were on friendly terms & I needed to send you a DVD.

Er...I think you should be reporting this to the Norfolk Constabulary, Herman. I doubt there's anything that the Mods can do (though they should kick Strawie out for his appalling spelling/grammar, Christ it's worse than yours.)

Turkey eh? Don't end up in that Midnight Express prison. Though you'd probably quite enjoy that, wouldn't you?

What is it with Krauts and the Turks?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

I guess you'll just have to hire little Kevin to look after your property...


"I know you believe you understand what you think I've said. But I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant."

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Er...I think you should be reporting this to the Norfolk Constabulary

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If the twat actually does do that he'd do well to supply them with correct details.

Mark Mardell

Living in Cromer

Look at my registry, dogz, and check what's been my occupation for the past four years.

You've mis-spelled "wanker". Only 4 years?

Stu
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I have since been assured you were not given my address by White Prism, as per usual Mark! you are full of bull.

Idiot.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

And you, like the fat cantankerous twat above you, are totally devoid of humour.

If humour was bread, Chef Mardell, you'd burn the toast.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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Mark Mardell

Living in Cromer

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That *is* enough to find you, y'know.

And, like all UK posters, your personal address is easily available through the numerous online sites that display the electoral roll.

(There was a free site I found a while back, but the ones I can find currently require a membership fee.)

But yeah, I have a spare remington that would make a good Christmas present for somebody.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

Dogz, you know we never really do our job (except when it comes to handing out custom titles in an illogical manner).

That's why you're still here after all.

"Are we making any progress?"
"None whatever," said Hercule Poirot. "That is interesting."

Well i've never threatened to burgle anybodies home, or to hit them, all be this a sick joke from Strawman.

This was again a case of stepping over the line IMO.

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That's why you're still here after all.

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But then again, I haven't threatened anyone, or given out personal details, If I had? it might have seen me banned?

Double standards prevail here K, maybe if someone threatened to burgle you, or harm you? you might think differently.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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That *is* enough to find you, y'know.

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For fucks sake, Prism, is your head fuzzy 'cause you haven't been out of bed long?

I requested that dogz read the occupation part of my registry where it says Faker because that's exactly what I am.

As far as I know a Mark Mardell living in Cromer doesn't exist.

Who is the actor who poses for all the photos?

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I've already revealed the fact that it was a joke, you tool, and I'd never in a million years burgle nor have your house burgled, but by keeping up the bollocks with having me banned, the threat of kicking you senseless is still something I wouldn't be adverse to.

If I really wanted to find you it would be a piece of piss, so shut the fuck up

Well, I can assure you that it isn't Mark Mardell of Cromer.

'tis me though.

But I'm also a master of disguise, so showing any photo's I've posted here at TW to the police would be no use at all.

Ah, but I have found a picture of you without your disguise on, it was so easy to get.....



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but by keeping up the bollocks with having me banned

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A tempory ban of say...6-8 weeks wouldn't go amiss, this behaviour of yours ( albeit a joke to you ) was uncalled for, nasty and not in the line of anything else i've seen on here.

I'm all for a tempory ban on you, you still have countless daft alters to play with.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Prat, they're all covered by the same IP address.

Dear moderators, can we ban Dogz?
I find his habit of revealing private exchange utterly vile and deplorable.

"You know who else makes creatures? Satan." - Schizo

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maybe if someone threatened to burgle you, or harm you? you might think differently.

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I've actually been burglared once, so I do know how it feels.

You however are taking a mere message board far too seriously. At least this time you didn't threathen legal action (or should I say haven't yet?).

"It certainly isn't studying that's going to make years at the University the happiest time of your life."

Dogz, you've been allowed to stay. Don't push your luck by trying to get something accomplished which would hamstring TW's flagging potential for humor, and which no one could ever seriously back, just because you're to thick to get a joke.

Oh jujubee
What don't you want with me?
I'm a celebrity!

Do you guys really think that threatening someone like this in a PM is a joke?

No joke. It's not the first time Strawman has issued threats at TW. I know, I've been on the receiving end. I didn't take it too seriously since I live on the other side of the planet, but Herman lives in the same county as Strawie and, like the bully he is, Strawie has indicated that he knows Herman's name and he knows where he lives.

I think Herman should definitely go to the rozzers and get Strawie banged-up where he belongs - behind bars (and I don't mean pulling pints). It's about time people started fighting back against nasty thugs like him.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

I don't. Though I don't belive that Strawman's dodgy acquaintences will burst into dogz bedroom very soon I can't see the fun in harassing someone as weak as him. Or harassing anyone here actually. If that's some sort of laddish humor I must say I have seen much better from Strawman. Much more elaborate anyway.

And I want to believe
In the madness that calls 'now'

It is okay I am on the case monsier Dizzyer.

What is this Streawmans pheaun numbear?

I too am a mastear of disguise.

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What is this Streawmans pheaun numbear?

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5-5-5-W-A-N-K-E-R

Stu
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If humour was bread, Chef Mardell, you'd burn the toast.

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Whereas you'd leave it in the oven for fear of someone having sabotaged the loaf.

It's your shitty metaphor, don't blame me.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

I handed that to you on silver plate, didn't I?

"It certainly isn't studying that's going to make years at the University the happiest time of your life."

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Whereas you'd leave it in the oven for fear of someone having sabotaged the loaf.

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Oven? You can't make toast in an oven, Moronboy.

I don't know, Americans. If their food hasn't got "burger" or "fries" at the end of the word they don't understand it. Even something as simple as toast.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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I handed that to you on silver plate, didn't I?

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The best part is that the context (now removed) wasn't lost on me. Such things never keep me from seeing it the way I want.

Hence:

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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You however are taking a mere message board far too seriously.

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Maybe I was? but these messages came via PM's, not onboard threats for all to see.

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At least this time you didn't threathen legal action (or should I say haven't yet?).

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Can you refresh my memory on this incident please?

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just because you're to thick to get a joke.

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It was not revealed to be a joke until I made the threatening PM's public, then again it is not mind kind of humour, I consider this behaviour nasty and uncalled for.

To each his own.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Moronboy.

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Oven? You can't make toast in an oven

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You mentioned bread...bread is baked in an oven. With the Jews.

Like I said, it isn't my fault you gave me such a shitty metaphor to work with. Maybe you need to buy a joke book or something.

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I don't know, Americans.

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Oh Jesus...here we go... Get ready for some seriously original observational humor, kids...

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If their food hasn't got "burger" or "fries" at the end of the word they don't understand it. Even something as simple as toast.

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That's right. I loves me a good toastburger and some puddingfries.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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Can you refresh my memory on this incident please?

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Ah, the favous selective memory loss at work again.

"It certainly isn't studying that's going to make years at the University the happiest time of your life."

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That's right. I loves me a good toastburger and some puddingfries.

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...cheesburger...hamburger...French fries...freedom fries...

Of course you have other foods. Dog foods. Hot dogs...chilli dogs...corn dogs (wtf is a "corn dog"?).

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

Yeah, yeah...I'm an American...you're old and lonely...Dogz is retarded...blah blah...

Anything original to contribute, Stu?

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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If that's some sort of laddish humor I must say I have seen much better from Strawman. Much more elaborate anyway.

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That's twice in a week now that you've criticised my efforts & you're just ever so slightly getting on my tits with it. Who are you to judge my standards of posting when all you can come up with is hugely riveting concepts such as side one of Pin Ups versus side two of "Heroes"?

And why do you assume that dogz is weak? It's a well known fact that many psychiatric nurses have trained in martial arts. Being a 2nd stage yellow belt in Karate certainly saved the life of the psychiatric nurse pal of mine I mentioned a few weeks back, when in a frenzied attack whilst playing snooker a lunatic patient decided to hurl the balls at him with all the strength of some cunt on Angel Dust.

Didn't you flounce out of here with a long and tedious leaving post that hinted at some mysterious change in your life that meant you no longer needed TW?

What happened - had enough of you and gone back to his/her mother?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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Didn't you flounce out of here with a long and tedious leaving post that hinted at some mysterious change in your life that meant you no longer needed TW?

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Yeah, but I'm thinking of staying now that it seems to bother you so much.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

How do you know dogz is really a nurse called Anthony from Norfolk? If I told you where she is really from you would be shocked.

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I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife

Much better post. At least partly. Good to see you improving to old form.

And I want to believe that a light's shining through somehow

Stay. Go. I could care less. I don't post here anyway. I just came over for a couple of laughs, but since I'm having to provide my own (because you lot wouldn't know a joke unless it had ....burger or ....fries at the end of it), I might piss off again. Or not.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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I just came over for a couple of laughs, but since I'm having to provide my own

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If TW is such a consistant let down for you it might be best that you stop coming here for laughs. But it is nice to know that at least one person finds your special brand of stumour enjoyable. Really, it gives me hope.


"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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Really, it gives me hope.

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Oh good, I'm glad. I feel like St. Francis. And after everything must have seemed so black for you when he/she went back to his/her mother?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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I feel like St. Francis.

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The hairstyle is similar.

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And after everything must have seemed so black for you when he/she went back to his/her mother?

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Not every change in a person's mind or actions is the result of crushing emotional defeat. I realize that you lack the life experience to take this to heart but just take my word for it.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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The hairstyle is similar.

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LOL. Well at least I don't look like Albert Steptoe, Strawie.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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Well at least I don't look like Albert Steptoe

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Stu's mantra for getting on with life.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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Stu's mantra for getting on with life.

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A case in point. WTF does that have to do with the price of eggs?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

...people are laughing at you, not with you...

Sshh...

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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...people are laughing at you, not with you...

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I suppose it's the best that people with no sense of humour can manage.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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I suppose it's the best that people with no sense of humour can manage.

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Yeah, that's why we try not to point it out too often.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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Yeah, that's why we try not to point it out too often.

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There you go off on an obscure tangent again. WTF does that mean? Have you been drinking or something because your posts are making less and less sense.

Are you saying that you try not to point out that you have no sense of humour? I don't think there's any need to point out that obvious fact, buddy.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

Don't worry about it, Stu.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraft#Forbidden_knowledge

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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Don't worry about it, Stu.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraft#Forbidden_knowledge

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"His affliction was general paresis, which may have been caused by syphilis."

Ahhh, so now I understand what's wrong with you. Say no more.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

If I just pretend to find you witty and biting will you leave for another three months? Or do I have to make you say your name backwards?

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

nikstlitselpmuR

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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nikstlitselpmuR

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See, this would be funny if you actually did leave right afterwards. Somehow I'm just not getting my hopes up, though.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

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How do you know dogz is really a nurse called Anthony from Norfolk? If I told you where she is really from you would be shocked.

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I'll tell you what I do know, Hawker; both you & the cretinous dogz came from sycophantical Bowie sites to TW around the same time & you've both done your level best to crush the very spirit of this place. Thankfully, nay, obviously there's been enough stalwarts remaining at TW to have seen straight through you.

It's a hopeless task that you pursue, so why don't you both fuck off & stay at BWW where at least one of you is partially revered?

And take the superfluous to TW, yet partially revered at BWW Freak prick with you.

Careful Monkeyboy! Stu is about to give you some quality insult!

Well, maybe the burger part was already his quality insult for US americans. In that case - just carry on...


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

Excuse me, but get your facts right!
This was the first message board that I registered for it was about six months later that I started posting anywhere else.

What fucking spirit? The spirit of being total cunts to each other, well whoopee doo, aren't we all so fucking clever!

Just because you started the lamest 'joke' in history, don't fling your shit in this direction.

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Well, maybe the burger part was already his quality insult for US americans.

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"US americans"???? I thought you were a Kraut?

Or are you trying to say "U.S. Americans"?

Jeez it's dificult trying to communicate with the semi-literate.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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Jeez it's dificult trying to communicate with the semi-literate.

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Yep - just forget two dots and they aren't able to understand you anymore.


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

So let me get this straight, you are a Kraut now?

So, if you forgot two dots then when you said "Well, maybe the burger part was already his quality insult for US americans." you meant to say "Well, maybe the burger part was already his quality insult for U.S. Americans"?

I think they're normally just refered to as "Americans". There's no need for the "U.S.", unless you're talking about the country. I mean, you wouldn't say "Federal Republic of Germans" when you meant to say "Germans", would you Fritz?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

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Excuse me, but get your facts right!
This was the first message board that I registered for it was about six months later that I started posting anywhere else.

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Yeah, and you started shite, became reasonably okay, got shite again & now you've turned out to be a complete arsehole. Apart from twattish one-liners and defending dogz & using his account at Bowie.com to supply us all with useless information, what is your actual purpose here? Besides constantly whinging about the place that is. There's plenty of people at TW who have far more knowledge of Bowie than you, plus many of them are much younger than 40 & have actually seen him live; 40 years of age & you've never seen the man you worship in a live performance!?

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What fucking spirit? The spirit of being total cunts to each other, well whoopee doo, aren't we all so fucking clever!

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If that's the way you see it, leave. Your current signature says it all, so simply fuck off.

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Just because you started the lamest 'joke' in history, don't fling your shit in this direction

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You'll have to run that by me again, which one? Although I'm slightly puzzled as to how it was possible for me to actually start a joke that is supposedly the lamest in history?

You dense twat.

Pablo has seen Bowie.

I think this is the first time I've seen you actually mention Bowie, Strawman. I'm surprised. I thought you were one of the Bowie haters who just came here for cyber blow jobs.

So which do you think is best, side one of Pinups or side two of "Heroes"?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder

Well, Stubert, there is more than one America over here on this side of the globe, and by extension, more than one kind of American. I mean, U.S. Americans are arguably the most important and powerful of all Americans, which is why you probably tend to think of US Americans as THE ONLY Americans, but that's not the point.

I wanna be your only possession

Okay, I guess all your blabbering about dots basically means "Yes, the burger thing is all I can do. Monkeyboy once again made me look like an idiot." Though of course you could be right - I shouldn't bother about the "U.S." since you would even try to insult Brazilians with your high quality burger joke.


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

I love you guy's.

"I know you believe you understand what you think I've said. But I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant."

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I love you guys.

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And I like the way they move from thread to thead with the fight. It's like the keystone kops. Someone get the cream pies!

Am I suspended in gaffa?

MySpace

You know, if you spent more time in the Bowie section, you would know I've seen Bowie live. Instead you prefer to start up arguments again and again. Why should I leave, Whenever I say I am going, I have people telling me not to, people who are not whinging ginger fuckwits with a passing interest in Bowie. I have never called myself knowledgeable and what the hell has age got to do with it. I have many conversations with people older and younger than myself and they all have one thing in commom, they are not bitter and rude like you. My current signature is actually a Bowie lyric. Are you really American and thus not able to understand irony?


Lame joke, well considering that only Ant was originally privy to your 'attempt at humour', despite your protestations it is obvious there was a sinister intent behind your PM.

Seriously though, I don't dislike you 'Mark', at least you are usually funny, but starting up arguments just for the sake of it is a bit boring and not befitting a man of your age. I think you ought to stop letting Prism shag you though, it makes you irritable.

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There's plenty of people at TW who have far more knowledge of Bowie than you, plus many of them are much younger than 40

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Do you actually include yourself, in this illustrious list?

And you are hurtling towards 50


And on a more serious note, I have printed off your photograph and your threat, should I need it, I do not mess with people, you have, so now you face the consequences.

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And I like the way they move from thread to thead with the fight. It's like the keystone kops. Someone get the cream pies!

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Whoop-De-Do , what's hapeened to my face on your avatar?




London Bye Ta-Ta...

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And on a more serious note, I have printed off your photograph and your threat, should I need it, I do not mess with people, you have, so now you face the consequences.

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Let's play a new game: what the fuck does this statement mean?

I'm pretty sure the gist of it is dogz threatening to take Strawman's photo and threat to the police should anything untoward happen but it's the I don't mess with people... part onwards which is the head-scratcher.


Seriously though: usually I think dogz's habit of posting PMs is absolutely deplorable but in this case, I'll let it slide. This thread is truly hilarious!

If every post dogz made was like this then I'd be worshipping him as the new to�Qdizzy rather than wishing for hereditary cancer!

This is funnier than the time he thought Bamboo7 knew the secret to time travel!


Deny your culture of consumption;
This is a culture of destruction

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And on a more serious note, I have printed off your photograph and your threat, should I need it, I do not mess with people, you have, so now you face the consequences

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So if your house was actually burgled when you're in Turkey, are you seriously telling me you'd take my photo to the police? Have you put wanted & dead or alive as a header & footer on the photo? .................................................can't breathe.................................................................................................................................................

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Whoop-De-Do , what's hapeened to my face on your avatar?

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I don't know.

Am I suspended in gaffa?

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This is funnier than the time he thought Bamboo7 knew the secret to time travel!

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What was funny about that Adrian?

I bet it wasn't as funny as this mans face




London Bye Ta-Ta...

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I have printed off your photograph (...), should I need it

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Ew.

"NN webcomic. No assertion of notability other than a lack of artistic value." -Wikipedia
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Biarre Webcomic. Updated daily, for real!

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Moderators, please do your job

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My job is not policing your home town. Has nothing to do with it, nope.

But I supppose I do owe you one, babe. So I banned Mark right here for you. You'd better fucking appreciate it.

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And why do you assume that dogz is weak?

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He meant mentally.

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And I like the way they move from thread to thead with the fight. It's like the keystone kops. Someone get the cream pies!

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Fuck! Try following it while on OxyContin!



Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to hear the truth, and the truth is usually devastating.

Thanks a bunch, Kerri, now dogz will take that photo down to the police station...

It's got my finger prints all over it!

Mine too.



Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to hear the truth, and the truth is usually devastating.

The thought of that is actually giving me a hard-on

Please Mark. Think of the prosthetic boobies. Not helping? Look at your TOMATO. Yeah, I know. It's a mystery.





Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to hear the truth, and the truth is usually devastating.

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