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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
09/01/06 08:46 AM
Moderators, please do your job  

Today via PM's, I received a number from Strawman ( Mark ) this being the latest and most disturbing...

Re: >

From: Strawman
Received: 09/01/06 01:41 PM
I'll do better than write to you. I think a home visit would be in order, but not necessarily by yours truly. There's a couple of lads I know who live on the Larkman, not far away from you, and they're always up for making a few quid via burglery & beings you've already supplied the dates of when you go to Turkey...

Hope you're insured gayboy.


Apparently Auntie Prism, gave my home address to this crank called Mark

This really isn't on, you have to decide your actions, if any?


The idiot continues...

Re: >

From: Strawman
Received: 09/01/06 01:53 PM
Well, fancy going public with it Who's the fucking coward now?

I was initially content to spare you a thorough beating but now I will have to rethink.

You've fucked with me too long.









London Bye Ta-Ta...

Edited by diamondogz74 on 09/01/06 08:57 AM (server time).



Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 08:58 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

What are the mod's going to do? I already have all the information I need.

And in Prism's defence, I coaxed your home address out of him because I told him we were on friendly terms & I needed to send you a DVD.



96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 09:02 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

Er...I think you should be reporting this to the Norfolk Constabulary, Herman. I doubt there's anything that the Mods can do (though they should kick Strawie out for his appalling spelling/grammar, Christ it's worse than yours.)

Turkey eh? Don't end up in that Midnight Express prison. Though you'd probably quite enjoy that, wouldn't you?

What is it with Krauts and the Turks?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Persilot
(acolyte)
09/01/06 09:14 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

I guess you'll just have to hire little Kevin to look after your property...


"I know you believe you understand what you think I've said. But I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant."

Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 09:23 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

Er...I think you should be reporting this to the Norfolk Constabulary


If the twat actually does do that he'd do well to supply them with correct details.

Mark Mardell

Living in Cromer

Look at my registry, dogz, and check what's been my occupation for the past four years.





96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 09:26 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: Strawman]  

You've mis-spelled "wanker". Only 4 years?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
09/01/06 09:34 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: Strawman]  

I have since been assured you were not given my address by White Prism, as per usual Mark! you are full of bull.

Idiot.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 09:40 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

And you, like the fat cantankerous twat above you, are totally devoid of humour.



96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 09:45 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: Strawman]  

If humour was bread, Chef Mardell, you'd burn the toast.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Auntie Prism
(cracked actor)
09/01/06 10:25 AM
The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

Mark Mardell

Living in Cromer


That *is* enough to find you, y'know.

And, like all UK posters, your personal address is easily available through the numerous online sites that display the electoral roll.

(There was a free site I found a while back, but the ones I can find currently require a membership fee.)

But yeah, I have a spare remington that would make a good Christmas present for somebody.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
09/01/06 10:28 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

Dogz, you know we never really do our job (except when it comes to handing out custom titles in an illogical manner).

That's why you're still here after all.

"Are we making any progress?"
"None whatever," said Hercule Poirot. "That is interesting."


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
09/01/06 10:39 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: K]  

Well i've never threatened to burgle anybodies home, or to hit them, all be this a sick joke from Strawman.

This was again a case of stepping over the line IMO.

In reply to:

That's why you're still here after all.


But then again, I haven't threatened anyone, or given out personal details, If I had? it might have seen me banned?

Double standards prevail here K, maybe if someone threatened to burgle you, or harm you? you might think differently.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 10:42 AM
Re: The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory new [re: Auntie Prism]  

In reply to:

That *is* enough to find you, y'know.


For fucks sake, Prism, is your head fuzzy 'cause you haven't been out of bed long?

I requested that dogz read the occupation part of my registry where it says Faker because that's exactly what I am.

As far as I know a Mark Mardell living in Cromer doesn't exist.



Pablo-Picasso
(one of the new wave boys)
09/01/06 10:46 AM
Re: The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory new [re: Strawman]  

Who is the actor who poses for all the photos?

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I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife

Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 10:49 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

I've already revealed the fact that it was a joke, you tool, and I'd never in a million years burgle nor have your house burgled, but by keeping up the bollocks with having me banned, the threat of kicking you senseless is still something I wouldn't be adverse to.

If I really wanted to find you it would be a piece of piss, so shut the fuck up



Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 10:54 AM
Re: The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Well, I can assure you that it isn't Mark Mardell of Cromer.

'tis me though.

But I'm also a master of disguise, so showing any photo's I've posted here at TW to the police would be no use at all.



Pablo-Picasso
(one of the new wave boys)
09/01/06 10:59 AM
Re: The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory new [re: Strawman]  

Ah, but I have found a picture of you without your disguise on, it was so easy to get.....



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I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
09/01/06 11:01 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

but by keeping up the bollocks with having me banned


A tempory ban of say...6-8 weeks wouldn't go amiss, this behaviour of yours ( albeit a joke to you ) was uncalled for, nasty and not in the line of anything else i've seen on here.

I'm all for a tempory ban on you, you still have countless daft alters to play with.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 11:03 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

Prat, they're all covered by the same IP address.



RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
09/01/06 11:50 AM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: K]  

Dear moderators, can we ban Dogz?
I find his habit of revealing private exchange utterly vile and deplorable.

"You know who else makes creatures? Satan." - Schizo



KModerator
(thunder ocean)
09/01/06 12:53 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

maybe if someone threatened to burgle you, or harm you? you might think differently.


I've actually been burglared once, so I do know how it feels.

You however are taking a mere message board far too seriously. At least this time you didn't threathen legal action (or should I say haven't yet?).

"It certainly isn't studying that's going to make years at the University the happiest time of your life."

Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
09/01/06 12:58 PM
Woof it you mutt! new [re: diamondogz74]  

Dogz, you've been allowed to stay. Don't push your luck by trying to get something accomplished which would hamstring TW's flagging potential for humor, and which no one could ever seriously back, just because you're to thick to get a joke.

Oh jujubee
What don't you want with me?
I'm a celebrity!



to_dizzy
(crash course raver)
09/01/06 02:15 PM
Re: Woof it you mutt! new [re: Marquis]  

Do you guys really think that threatening someone like this in a PM is a joke?



96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 02:24 PM
Re: Woof it you mutt! new [re: to_dizzy]  

No joke. It's not the first time Strawman has issued threats at TW. I know, I've been on the receiving end. I didn't take it too seriously since I live on the other side of the planet, but Herman lives in the same county as Strawie and, like the bully he is, Strawie has indicated that he knows Herman's name and he knows where he lives.

I think Herman should definitely go to the rozzers and get Strawie banged-up where he belongs - behind bars (and I don't mean pulling pints). It's about time people started fighting back against nasty thugs like him.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


EJSundayModerator
(heroic dolphin)
09/01/06 02:27 PM
Funtime new [re: to_dizzy]  

I don't. Though I don't belive that Strawman's dodgy acquaintences will burst into dogz bedroom very soon I can't see the fun in harassing someone as weak as him. Or harassing anyone here actually. If that's some sort of laddish humor I must say I have seen much better from Strawman. Much more elaborate anyway.

And I want to believe
In the madness that calls 'now'


insp_clouseau
(mortal with potential)
09/01/06 02:28 PM
Re: Woof it you mutt! new [re: to_dizzy]  

It is okay I am on the case monsier Dizzyer.

What is this Streawmans pheaun numbear?

I too am a mastear of disguise.



96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 02:32 PM
Re: Woof it you mutt! new [re: insp_clouseau]  

In reply to:

What is this Streawmans pheaun numbear?


5-5-5-W-A-N-K-E-R

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 03:04 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

If humour was bread, Chef Mardell, you'd burn the toast.


Whereas you'd leave it in the oven for fear of someone having sabotaged the loaf.

It's your shitty metaphor, don't blame me.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
09/01/06 03:08 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I handed that to you on silver plate, didn't I?

"It certainly isn't studying that's going to make years at the University the happiest time of your life."

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 03:09 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Whereas you'd leave it in the oven for fear of someone having sabotaged the loaf.


Oven? You can't make toast in an oven, Moronboy.

I don't know, Americans. If their food hasn't got "burger" or "fries" at the end of the word they don't understand it. Even something as simple as toast.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 03:11 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: K]  

In reply to:

I handed that to you on silver plate, didn't I?


The best part is that the context (now removed) wasn't lost on me. Such things never keep me from seeing it the way I want.

Hence:

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
09/01/06 03:20 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: K]  

In reply to:


You however are taking a mere message board far too seriously.


Maybe I was? but these messages came via PM's, not onboard threats for all to see.

In reply to:

At least this time you didn't threathen legal action (or should I say haven't yet?).


Can you refresh my memory on this incident please?


In reply to:

just because you're to thick to get a joke.


It was not revealed to be a joke until I made the threatening PM's public, then again it is not mind kind of humour, I consider this behaviour nasty and uncalled for.

To each his own.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 03:27 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

Moronboy.



In reply to:

Oven? You can't make toast in an oven


You mentioned bread...bread is baked in an oven. With the Jews.

Like I said, it isn't my fault you gave me such a shitty metaphor to work with. Maybe you need to buy a joke book or something.

In reply to:

I don't know, Americans.


Oh Jesus...here we go... Get ready for some seriously original observational humor, kids...

In reply to:

If their food hasn't got "burger" or "fries" at the end of the word they don't understand it. Even something as simple as toast.


That's right. I loves me a good toastburger and some puddingfries.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
09/01/06 03:32 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Can you refresh my memory on this incident please?


Ah, the favous selective memory loss at work again.

"It certainly isn't studying that's going to make years at the University the happiest time of your life."

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 03:45 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

That's right. I loves me a good toastburger and some puddingfries.


...cheesburger...hamburger...French fries...freedom fries...

Of course you have other foods. Dog foods. Hot dogs...chilli dogs...corn dogs (wtf is a "corn dog"?).

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 03:58 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: 96dbFreak]  

Yeah, yeah...I'm an American...you're old and lonely...Dogz is retarded...blah blah...

Anything original to contribute, Stu?

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 04:06 PM
Re: Funtime new [re: EJSunday]  

In reply to:

If that's some sort of laddish humor I must say I have seen much better from Strawman. Much more elaborate anyway.


That's twice in a week now that you've criticised my efforts & you're just ever so slightly getting on my tits with it. Who are you to judge my standards of posting when all you can come up with is hugely riveting concepts such as side one of Pin Ups versus side two of "Heroes"?

And why do you assume that dogz is weak? It's a well known fact that many psychiatric nurses have trained in martial arts. Being a 2nd stage yellow belt in Karate certainly saved the life of the psychiatric nurse pal of mine I mentioned a few weeks back, when in a frenzied attack whilst playing snooker a lunatic patient decided to hurl the balls at him with all the strength of some cunt on Angel Dust.



96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 04:07 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Didn't you flounce out of here with a long and tedious leaving post that hinted at some mysterious change in your life that meant you no longer needed TW?

What happened - had enough of you and gone back to his/her mother?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 04:12 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

Didn't you flounce out of here with a long and tedious leaving post that hinted at some mysterious change in your life that meant you no longer needed TW?


Yeah, but I'm thinking of staying now that it seems to bother you so much.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

Pablo-Picasso
(one of the new wave boys)
09/01/06 04:14 PM
Re: Funtime new [re: Strawman]  

How do you know dogz is really a nurse called Anthony from Norfolk? If I told you where she is really from you would be shocked.

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I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife

EJ
(byroad singer)
09/01/06 04:24 PM
Re: Funtime new [re: Strawman]  


Much better post. At least partly. Good to see you improving to old form.

And I want to believe that a light's shining through somehow


96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 04:30 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Stay. Go. I could care less. I don't post here anyway. I just came over for a couple of laughs, but since I'm having to provide my own (because you lot wouldn't know a joke unless it had ....burger or ....fries at the end of it), I might piss off again. Or not.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 04:42 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

I just came over for a couple of laughs, but since I'm having to provide my own


If TW is such a consistant let down for you it might be best that you stop coming here for laughs. But it is nice to know that at least one person finds your special brand of stumour enjoyable. Really, it gives me hope.


"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 04:51 PM
where there is darkeness, let me bring light new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Really, it gives me hope.


Oh good, I'm glad. I feel like St. Francis. And after everything must have seemed so black for you when he/she went back to his/her mother?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 04:57 PM
Re: where there is darkeness, let me bring light new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

I feel like St. Francis.


The hairstyle is similar.



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 04:57 PM
Re: where there is darkeness, let me bring light new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

And after everything must have seemed so black for you when he/she went back to his/her mother?


Not every change in a person's mind or actions is the result of crushing emotional defeat. I realize that you lack the life experience to take this to heart but just take my word for it.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 05:00 PM
Re: where there is darkeness, let me bring light new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

The hairstyle is similar.


LOL. Well at least I don't look like Albert Steptoe, Strawie.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 05:05 PM
Re: where there is darkeness, let me bring light new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

Well at least I don't look like Albert Steptoe


Stu's mantra for getting on with life.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 05:15 PM
...a whole new gibberish quality... new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Stu's mantra for getting on with life.


A case in point. WTF does that have to do with the price of eggs?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 05:32 PM
I'll let you in on a secret, Stu new [re: 96dbFreak]  

...people are laughing at you, not with you...

Sshh...

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 05:48 PM
Re: I'll let you in on a secret, Stu new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

...people are laughing at you, not with you...


I suppose it's the best that people with no sense of humour can manage.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 05:49 PM
Re: I'll let you in on a secret, Stu new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

I suppose it's the best that people with no sense of humour can manage.


Yeah, that's why we try not to point it out too often.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 05:55 PM
Re: I'll let you in on a secret, Stu new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Yeah, that's why we try not to point it out too often.


There you go off on an obscure tangent again. WTF does that mean? Have you been drinking or something because your posts are making less and less sense.

Are you saying that you try not to point out that you have no sense of humour? I don't think there's any need to point out that obvious fact, buddy.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 06:07 PM
Re: I'll let you in on a secret, Stu new [re: 96dbFreak]  

Don't worry about it, Stu.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraft#Forbidden_knowledge

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 06:26 PM
Re: I'll let you in on a secret, Stu new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Don't worry about it, Stu.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraft#Forbidden_knowledge


"His affliction was general paresis, which may have been caused by syphilis."

Ahhh, so now I understand what's wrong with you. Say no more.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 06:28 PM
Re: I'll let you in on a secret, Stu new [re: 96dbFreak]  

If I just pretend to find you witty and biting will you leave for another three months? Or do I have to make you say your name backwards?

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 06:32 PM
Re: I'll let you in on a secret, Stu new [re: Monkeyboy]  

nikstlitselpmuR

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
09/01/06 06:36 PM
Humor for the old and unfunny new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

nikstlitselpmuR


See, this would be funny if you actually did leave right afterwards. Somehow I'm just not getting my hopes up, though.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K

Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 06:48 PM
The Pattern That Emerged new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

How do you know dogz is really a nurse called Anthony from Norfolk? If I told you where she is really from you would be shocked.


I'll tell you what I do know, Hawker; both you & the cretinous dogz came from sycophantical Bowie sites to TW around the same time & you've both done your level best to crush the very spirit of this place. Thankfully, nay, obviously there's been enough stalwarts remaining at TW to have seen straight through you.

It's a hopeless task that you pursue, so why don't you both fuck off & stay at BWW where at least one of you is partially revered?

And take the superfluous to TW, yet partially revered at BWW Freak prick with you.



th0mas
(acolyte)
09/01/06 08:00 PM
Re: Humor for the old and unfunny new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Careful Monkeyboy! Stu is about to give you some quality insult!

Well, maybe the burger part was already his quality insult for US americans. In that case - just carry on...


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

Pablo-Picasso
(one of the new wave boys)
09/01/06 08:04 PM
Re: The Pattern That Emerged new [re: Strawman]  

Excuse me, but get your facts right!
This was the first message board that I registered for it was about six months later that I started posting anywhere else.

What fucking spirit? The spirit of being total cunts to each other, well whoopee doo, aren't we all so fucking clever!

Just because you started the lamest 'joke' in history, don't fling your shit in this direction.

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I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 08:25 PM
Re: Humor for the old and unfunny new [re: th0mas]  

In reply to:

Well, maybe the burger part was already his quality insult for US americans.


"US americans"???? I thought you were a Kraut?

Or are you trying to say "U.S. Americans"?

Jeez it's dificult trying to communicate with the semi-literate.

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


th0mas
(acolyte)
09/01/06 08:48 PM
Re: Humor for the old and unfunny new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

Jeez it's dificult trying to communicate with the semi-literate.


Yep - just forget two dots and they aren't able to understand you anymore.


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 08:55 PM
Re: Humor for the old and unfunny new [re: th0mas]  

So let me get this straight, you are a Kraut now?

So, if you forgot two dots then when you said "Well, maybe the burger part was already his quality insult for US americans." you meant to say "Well, maybe the burger part was already his quality insult for U.S. Americans"?

I think they're normally just refered to as "Americans". There's no need for the "U.S.", unless you're talking about the country. I mean, you wouldn't say "Federal Republic of Germans" when you meant to say "Germans", would you Fritz?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


Strawman
(acolyte)
09/01/06 08:58 PM
Re: The Pattern That Emerged new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

Excuse me, but get your facts right!
This was the first message board that I registered for it was about six months later that I started posting anywhere else.


Yeah, and you started shite, became reasonably okay, got shite again & now you've turned out to be a complete arsehole. Apart from twattish one-liners and defending dogz & using his account at Bowie.com to supply us all with useless information, what is your actual purpose here? Besides constantly whinging about the place that is. There's plenty of people at TW who have far more knowledge of Bowie than you, plus many of them are much younger than 40 & have actually seen him live; 40 years of age & you've never seen the man you worship in a live performance!?

In reply to:

What fucking spirit? The spirit of being total cunts to each other, well whoopee doo, aren't we all so fucking clever!


If that's the way you see it, leave. Your current signature says it all, so simply fuck off.

In reply to:

Just because you started the lamest 'joke' in history, don't fling your shit in this direction


You'll have to run that by me again, which one? Although I'm slightly puzzled as to how it was possible for me to actually start a joke that is supposedly the lamest in history?

You dense twat.





96dbFreak
(acolyte)
09/01/06 09:04 PM
Re: The Pattern That Emerged new [re: Strawman]  

Pablo has seen Bowie.

I think this is the first time I've seen you actually mention Bowie, Strawman. I'm surprised. I thought you were one of the Bowie haters who just came here for cyber blow jobs.

So which do you think is best, side one of Pinups or side two of "Heroes"?

Stu
Get Bowie Back Downunder


ani the gun
(acolyte)
09/01/06 09:45 PM
Can you name the 7 continents? new [re: 96dbFreak]  

Well, Stubert, there is more than one America over here on this side of the globe, and by extension, more than one kind of American. I mean, U.S. Americans are arguably the most important and powerful of all Americans, which is why you probably tend to think of US Americans as THE ONLY Americans, but that's not the point.

I wanna be your only possession

th0mas
(acolyte)
09/01/06 10:01 PM
Re: Humor for the old and unfunny new [re: 96dbFreak]  

Okay, I guess all your blabbering about dots basically means "Yes, the burger thing is all I can do. Monkeyboy once again made me look like an idiot." Though of course you could be right - I shouldn't bother about the "U.S." since you would even try to insult Brazilians with your high quality burger joke.


Liest das denn keiner außer mir?

Persilot
(acolyte)
09/01/06 10:08 PM
Re: Moderators, please do your job new [re: diamondogz74]  

I love you guy's.

"I know you believe you understand what you think I've said. But I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant."

PHOENIX
(funny little bunny)
09/01/06 11:40 PM
Battle Royale new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

I love you guys.


And I like the way they move from thread to thead with the fight. It's like the keystone kops. Someone get the cream pies!

Am I suspended in gaffa?

Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
09/02/06 02:48 AM
Royal Pies new [re: PHOENIX]  




MySpace


Pablo-Picasso
(one of the new wave boys)
09/02/06 03:11 AM
Re: The Pattern That Emerged new [re: Strawman]  

You know, if you spent more time in the Bowie section, you would know I've seen Bowie live. Instead you prefer to start up arguments again and again. Why should I leave, Whenever I say I am going, I have people telling me not to, people who are not whinging ginger fuckwits with a passing interest in Bowie. I have never called myself knowledgeable and what the hell has age got to do with it. I have many conversations with people older and younger than myself and they all have one thing in commom, they are not bitter and rude like you. My current signature is actually a Bowie lyric. Are you really American and thus not able to understand irony?


Lame joke, well considering that only Ant was originally privy to your 'attempt at humour', despite your protestations it is obvious there was a sinister intent behind your PM.

Seriously though, I don't dislike you 'Mark', at least you are usually funny, but starting up arguments just for the sake of it is a bit boring and not befitting a man of your age. I think you ought to stop letting Prism shag you though, it makes you irritable.

-------------------------------------------------------
I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
09/02/06 09:54 AM
Tattle Foyale new [re: PHOENIX]  

In reply to:

There's plenty of people at TW who have far more knowledge of Bowie than you, plus many of them are much younger than 40


Do you actually include yourself, in this illustrious list?

And you are hurtling towards 50


And on a more serious note, I have printed off your photograph and your threat, should I need it, I do not mess with people, you have, so now you face the consequences.

In reply to:

And I like the way they move from thread to thead with the fight. It's like the keystone kops. Someone get the cream pies!


Whoop-De-Do , what's hapeened to my face on your avatar?




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Remade/Remodeled
(acolyte)
09/02/06 10:15 AM
I dare you to make less sense new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

And on a more serious note, I have printed off your photograph and your threat, should I need it, I do not mess with people, you have, so now you face the consequences.


Let's play a new game: what the fuck does this statement mean?

I'm pretty sure the gist of it is dogz threatening to take Strawman's photo and threat to the police should anything untoward happen but it's the I don't mess with people... part onwards which is the head-scratcher.


Seriously though: usually I think dogz's habit of posting PMs is absolutely deplorable but in this case, I'll let it slide. This thread is truly hilarious!

If every post dogz made was like this then I'd be worshipping him as the new toQdizzy rather than wishing for hereditary cancer!

This is funnier than the time he thought Bamboo7 knew the secret to time travel!


Deny your culture of consumption;
This is a culture of destruction


Strawman
(acolyte)
09/02/06 10:56 AM
Re: Tattle Foyale new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

And on a more serious note, I have printed off your photograph and your threat, should I need it, I do not mess with people, you have, so now you face the consequences


So if your house was actually burgled when you're in Turkey, are you seriously telling me you'd take my photo to the police? Have you put wanted & dead or alive as a header & footer on the photo? .................................................can't breathe.................................................................................................................................................



PHOENIX
(funny little bunny)
09/02/06 10:59 AM
Re: Tattle Foyale new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Whoop-De-Do , what's hapeened to my face on your avatar?


I don't know.

Am I suspended in gaffa?

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
09/02/06 11:18 AM
Time travel & odd faces, plus invisible edits new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

In reply to:

This is funnier than the time he thought Bamboo7 knew the secret to time travel!


What was funny about that Adrian?

I bet it wasn't as funny as this mans face




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Mxy
(crash course raver)
09/02/06 02:19 PM
Re: Tattle Foyale new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I have printed off your photograph (...), should I need it



Ew.

"NN webcomic. No assertion of notability other than a lack of artistic value." -Wikipedia
"Not for me, but thanks." -Warren Ellis
Biarre Webcomic. Updated daily, for real!


ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
09/05/06 01:11 AM
'Scuze me? Did I blow it? new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Moderators, please do your job


My job is not policing your home town. Has nothing to do with it, nope.

But I supppose I do owe you one, babe. So I banned Mark right here for you. You'd better fucking appreciate it.


In reply to:

And why do you assume that dogz is weak?


He meant mentally.


In reply to:

And I like the way they move from thread to thead with the fight. It's like the keystone kops. Someone get the cream pies!


Fuck! Try following it while on OxyContin!



Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to hear the truth, and the truth is usually devastating.

Strawman
(acolyte)
09/05/06 10:37 AM
Re: 'Scuze me? Did I blow it? new [re: ohramona]  

Thanks a bunch, Kerri, now dogz will take that photo down to the police station...

It's got my finger prints all over it!



ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
09/05/06 10:46 AM
Fingered new [re: Strawman]  

Mine too.



Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to hear the truth, and the truth is usually devastating.

Strawman
(acolyte)
09/05/06 10:50 AM
Re: Fingered new [re: ohramona]  

The thought of that is actually giving me a hard-on



ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
09/05/06 11:24 AM
Better than an ice cold shower new [re: Strawman]  

Please Mark. Think of the prosthetic boobies. Not helping? Look at your TOMATO. Yeah, I know. It's a mystery.





Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to hear the truth, and the truth is usually devastating.

Edited by ohramona on 09/05/06 12:34 PM (server time).




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