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White Prism
(cracked actor)
10/05/06 12:34 PM
The Death of the Author new [re: Hoven]  

In reply to:

Hoover: I think people are beginning to realise that you like me really.


Sure she does. Just like you 'liked' EJ, Mxy &c. in banning them.

One big plus of BowieClone (so named because of the homogeneity of its membership) is that the fora guidelines are very visible. The guidelines themselves are total arse, mind, as is evident through the banning of EJSunday (one of the most pacific and level-headed TWers) after six posts. Indeed, the guidelines are so constraining that it seems that even cold-blooded debating is barred, suggesting that the mods have serious 'issues'. Mix and match the posts and usernames and no one would be able to link post and poster.

Except that Claude still sticks out like a sore penis. Er . . . thumb, sorry.

Anyway, 'Madman', iirc, is female, which may account for the 'issues' I described, and explain why she's so triggerhappy. Perhaps it's that time of the month and she's issuing in abundance?

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

anisette
(acolyte)
10/05/06 12:41 PM
earth girls are easy new [re: EJ]  

well, i'm pretty sure this Hoven guy is not american, and it's either his site or he's a mod.

anyway, i'm willing to bet that if he isn't american, he's definitely from one of the Coalititon of the Willing nations...maybe Kazakhstan



meow

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Hoven
(mortal with potential)
10/05/06 12:46 PM
Re: earth girls are easy new [re: anisette]  

Hey, where'd you get that pic of me?



anisette
(acolyte)
10/05/06 12:49 PM
bloody hell new [re: White Prism]  

In reply to:

Anyway, 'Madman', iirc, is female, which may account for the 'issues' I described, and explain why she's so triggerhappy. Perhaps it's that time of the month and she's issuing in abundance?


so she should get a Tampax super, take a midol and have a few bon-bons -- or if that's not enough take the Tampax wrapping and roll a big doobie and chill the fuck out!

don't you agree that's the best way to deal when the flowin gets rough, Auntie Prissy?

meow

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anisette
(acolyte)
10/05/06 12:52 PM
here comes the suck new [re: Hoven]  

go to bed.

meow

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Hoven
(mortal with potential)
10/05/06 12:53 PM
Re: bloody hell new [re: anisette]  

Yeah, I like the doobie brothers - groovy!



Hoven
(mortal with potential)
10/05/06 12:55 PM
Re: here comes the suck new [re: anisette]  

I've been to bed, but I had to get up to pee. Nighty night.



Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
10/05/06 01:38 PM
Way to go, Einstein! new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I like being nice, i like nice people and nice things.


This reminds me of the Mr. Show opening where David finds out that Bob's Grandpa Timmy is old, thus making Bob "part old," and thus a liability in "the coming age war."

There follows a sketch of a world run by old people, with "nice things, for the nice people" - which includes hard candy dishes at every street corner, mandatory 8 MPH speed limits, and, of course, testicular electrocution for the rapscallions.

Of course, I can't find it on YouTube.

There are a ton of sketches up there, though, including these favorites:

America Blows Up the Moon

EJ etc., if you want a perfect encapsulation of "the American attitude," you won't find one better than this. Unless, maybe, it's one of these:

Worthington's Law and
Rich Guy Ads

The latter of which is possibly only really funny to those familiar with American political ads. And finally, this:

Pre-Taped Call-in Show

Which, for my money, is the most brilliantly conceived and executed sketch in the history of sketch comedy.

Anyway, I could go on linking sketches all day, but if you have a few minutes to dick around on YouTube and for some reason haven't watched Mr. Show before, please do it now.

Oh jujubee
What don't you want with me?
I'm a celebrity!



I_am_what_I_play
(mortal with potential)
10/05/06 01:39 PM
Re: bloody hell new [re: Hoven]  

Me, too! The Doobie Brothers rock!

Isn't it possible that Hoven just doesn't like you people? None of you seem to be very likeable. No offense.

Gee this is fun! A bit sweary but fun.




do you like girls or boys? it's confusing these days...

Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
10/05/06 01:48 PM
The TWer is the nigger of the internet new [re: I_am_what_I_play]  

In reply to:

Isn't it possible that Hoven just doesn't like you people?


You people!?

In reply to:

None of you seem to be very likeable.


We've heard that from test audiences before, probably why we got cancelled halfway through the third season.

Oh jujubee
What don't you want with me?
I'm a celebrity!




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