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White Prism
(cracked actor)
10/06/06 09:31 AM
854 turds and counting new [re: anisette]  

In reply to:

is that all you can say is WAH! *PLONK*? are you a cartoon?


Nope, it's because she's the Clone known as Sassy a 38 year old female from the US desperately in need of some attention. Perhaps I was mistaken when I said the Clones were entirely indistinguishable; you can tell them apart by their egregious grammatical errors.

Sassy finds it easier to punctuate her posts with WAH! PLONK! because these cartoon sound effects serve the same purpose as Stu's 'laughtrack', i.e. they highlight where the reader ought to be laughing in an otherwise comedic tundra. Sure, most people outgrow such traits at 38 months, but 'inclusiveness' is the Clone watchword, and Madman will never promote you to global mod by sending hir shots of your snatch alone; you need to talk pretty too.

Tell me, IAWIP, do you look after your mother at home?

Now, pardon me, I need my estradiol shot.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

I_am_what_I_play
(mortal with potential)
10/06/06 09:53 AM
TW Hilarity! new [re: White Prism]  

God, it's just killing you little girls that you can't join Bowiezone!!

So if I (uh... Sassy? Ok...) make this my last post and you get the last word, you win, right? RIGHT?

Ok. You win.

You smart people. Tru dat!

Uh... WAH! *PLONK!*



do you like girls or boys? it's confusing these days...

White Prism
(cracked actor)
10/06/06 10:04 AM
Dogz daze new [re: I_am_what_I_play]  

In reply to:

I (uh... Sassy? Ok...)


A tricky one, I concede, but I take it you don't know whether you're Sassy or not? Your confusion suggests no, but my dictionary suggests yes.

True, I was only going off *PLONK*, but maybe the other Clones say *PLONK* too? Perhaps *PLONK* is Clonecode for 'I am a vacuous bint'?

Your 'last post' was, allegedly, several posts ago, but you couldn't help pooping all over the fora again. Don't make me come and spank you.

(Psst, if you stay away for another 24 hours, I'll stab myself with *two* estradiol injections and overdose. How's that for a deal?)

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
10/06/06 10:20 AM
Stay Tuned for Hilarity new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

i do not go out of my way to be disliked, infact certain members here, go out of their way to dislike me, i can only put this down to jealousy.


Putting aside for a moment the fact that you very clearly *do* go out of your way to be disliked (i.e. overposting after being banned for it fer chrissakes), ok, sure, I'll bite:

What is it that we're jealous of?

Oh jujubee
What don't you want with me?
I'm a celebrity!



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/06/06 10:32 AM
Stay Tuned for the obvious reply new [re: Marquis]  

In reply to:

Putting aside for a moment the fact that you very clearly *do* go out of your way to be disliked (i.e. overposting after being banned for it fer chrissakes),


I only post a modest 5 if that ( posts in the lower half of the forum ) yet people like you still berate me, so what you say is nonsense.

In reply to:

What is it that we're jealous of?


You are now TW's spokesperson?

You'd better look sharp! there's another customer wanting your attention


London Bye Ta-Ta...

theidiot2
(wild eyed peoploid)
10/06/06 10:32 AM
Re: Stay Tuned for Hilarity new [re: Marquis]  

In reply to:

What is it that we're jealous of?


I'm jealous of anyone who's so blissfully delusional. That's why I drink.


Temperature's rising, but any idiot would know that...

White Prism
(cracked actor)
10/06/06 10:51 AM
In Praise of TW new [re: White Prism]  

On topic, then.

* First up, it's easier to praise TW by saying what TW is not as opposed to what it is. Crucially, I think, TW allows you to post before you are banned. Many message boards the 'net over allow posters to start on a shaky footing, and many posters improve on their humble beginnings, making the somewhat tentative (if not illicit) first post of a career a key make-or-break moment for the future success of a poster. TW is generous in this regard, unlike some shitty fora.

* Aesthetically TW looks good. It's extremely basic and the skins kinda suck, to varying degrees, but we have the no 'pictures in sigs' policy and leetspeak is kept to a minimum, unlike some shitty fora.

* The old guard at TW serves its purpose in driving away annoying newbies and paedophiles who get accidentally washed up in the surf of Collectors' Corner. It's a tough survival of the fittest regime, though those who carefully observe the boards and find their niche are rewarded.

* On to the more positive stuff: The board's alter egos help to provide humorous and cutting edge posting that would likely go censored in most other places. This is a rare sterling quality that acts more as a positive for TW than a negative of other boards. TW is also accommodating to a wide style of posts provided that the posts themselves are of a decent standard. There are regular users who come here for social sparring as well as for more anorak pursuits (*ahem* Q ... u ... o ... t ... , etc.)

* The longevity of the boards provide a wealth of reading. The (very) old guard come and go regularly, meaning that we're never sure who'll turn up on any given day. The collective knowledge of TWers is, as a whole, vast. In-jokes go back years. Personalities are bigger than the moderators, making the mods accountable for their actions (unlike some sh ) etc.

Oh christ . . . I could go on, but I lost the will to live after paragraph two.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

Remade/Remodeled
(acolyte)
10/06/06 12:04 PM
All I wanted to do was see monkeys! new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Seriously, you lose your cellphone for 3 days following a drunken trip to see wild monkeys and you miss a thread like this... ////////sad

In reply to:

I like being nice, i like nice people and nice things.


Seriously, you bozo dogz for 2 weeks and he starts making statements like this...


But, really, WP/Marquis/Ani: you are really mean ppl.

I mean, we finally get two noobs in these parts and you guys 'welcome' them like this.

Sure, their site is a little different from ours but, hey, if they'd immediately ostracised Nazi Germany in the 30s just for being different, maybe Hitler wouldn't have got the chance to do something about the Jewish problem.

Then where would we be?


I personally find Hoven and IAWIP to be a breath of fresh air and think we should give them a chance

Maybe we should look at this as a chance to really show ppl from other Bowie communities what TW has to offer and shed our reputation as mean, immature, unfunny (hey, that's what ppl think) rascals.

Maybe we could even get back posters who have left because of the dilapidated state/attitude of a site that used to be great, like Pablo, diamond_dave and the_deuce.


Please, Hoven and IAWIP, don't listen to these ppl; there are plenty of really swell posters here like me, Vanessa_Y, Bamboo7, and those guys in tribute bands that are really interested in what you have to say.

Deny your culture of consumption;
This is a culture of destruction


Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
10/06/06 12:50 PM
5:1 Q:A ratio new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I only post a modest 5 if that ( posts in the lower half of the forum ) yet people like you still berate me


Your posting quota is a very recent development, and it doesn't automatically wipe away the 2+ years prior in which, despite repeated pleas from the Hoi Polloi, you behaved exactly as I said. The point being that you must, by now, know what will make people annoyed with you, but you do it time and again anyway.

For a prime example, see this very thread, where I ask you a simple question and get a nonsensically cryptic remark. I would like to know how this qualifies as berating you.

In reply to:

You are now TW's spokesperson?


No, I was pre-emptively including myself in the subgroup of TWers who you feel "go out of their way to dislike you." If I'm wrong to include myself in this group, my apologies, I will rephrase my question:

What, do you feel, is it that these posters who go out of their way to dislike you, feel jealous of?

Oh jujubee
What don't you want with me?
I'm a celebrity!



White Prism
(cracked actor)
10/06/06 01:07 PM
Peel slowly and see [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

In reply to:

R/R: But, really, WP/Marquis/Ani: you are really mean ppl.


We are not mean. We choose our friends carefully, that's all.

Admittedly, that was one of your better Diamond_Dave impressions ('ppl'; acting as mediator for peace; lamenting the state of the boards severely off-topic, btw) but not even Dave was desperate/racist enough to refer to his amatory advances with the locals as drunken 'wild monkey' trips.

But then, you've referred to Japanese people that way before, haven't you?

Sure, their high-pitched, excited, inarticulate whining sounds kinda monkeyish, particularly when you're glugging on their various body parts, but you're there to civilise and train them. Received pronunciation. Sentence Parsing. . . . Feed them samples of incondite Dogzonian English, ask them to correct and punctuate.

Which, incidentally, is why I'm glad you're back. IAWIP could use a few lessons. If I see an improvement, I'll forward you her email.

In reply to:

DD: a modest 5


Which, if I remember correctly, is still a STAGGERING 1.1 posts above the forum average owing to Ohro's beneficence.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .


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