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Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
10/02/06 11:35 AM
There's nothing like TW! new  

The other day I decided it was high time for me to try other fan sites, just to see how they would compare to TW. So I registered to some French Depeche Mode fan site and after making a few conventional posts I decided to try a little humour.

First I told a guy who had just mentioned his boyfriend that I was surprised to discover that Depeche Mode had gay fans. He didn't get the joke, was all upset, and wrote a preachy reply which was hilarious, at least to me. But now I'm afraid my Depeche Mode expertise won't make up for my homophobe reputation there.

The next day there was a very exciting thread whose goal was to gather "sexy" pictures of Martin Gore. So once again I decided to be funny and posted a picture of some French politician named Martine (this is pronounced like Martin). Two minutes later I received a PM from a guy who was apparently very upset (he called me a jerk) and asked me to remove my post IMMEDIATELY. Of course I replied, called him a rude and uptight twat (that was a mistake, I know) and left the picture where it belonged.

I just checked the site and found that an admin had deleted my post. I wrote to one of them, asking him wether humour was allowed on the boards or not and he replied that, yes, humour is allowed on some particular occasions, but they do not want too much of it. Apparently they see themselves as the valuable French fan site and they won't allow anything even slightly off topic. It's like the fora are a work of art that must remain a perfectly pure place of adoration. I'd probably get banned if I said Martin Gore was fat, but what do they think, that Dave Gahan checks the site every day and will send them candy if they keep the fora all neat and tidy? What a bunch of uptight dummies.

So now I come back to TW and check for new messages and there is my beloved tubgirl, my bad poetry repository, my links to bestial porn and, most important of all, all those people who won't hate me if I call them fags every two minutes.

I'm telling you, folks: stop ranting and whining, for there is nothing like Teenage Wildlife!

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
10/02/06 12:01 PM
Re: There's nothing like TW! new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

In reply to:

I'm telling you, folks: stop ranting and whining, for there is nothing like Teenage Wildlife!


So therefore we should let the site rot and detoriate until oneday the only poster left is Dogz, discussing his love of dogs with himself for all eternity?

"The meeting was for fund raising, surely this is a good thing."
- Dogz on charity

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
10/02/06 12:08 PM
Re: There's nothing like TW! new [re: K]  

In reply to:

the only poster left is Dogz, discussing his love of dogs with himself for all eternity


Sounds like a synopsis for a Ray Bradbury book.

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens

Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
10/02/06 12:14 PM
Re: There's nothing like TW! new [re: K]  

That would be interesting actually and, as Sam said, good inspiration for a novel.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
10/02/06 04:19 PM
Re: There's nothing like TW! [re: Froggy Starlust]  

I think you are probably right. I was banned from a conservative board after my first two posts when pointing out their obvious hypocrisy!



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Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
10/02/06 04:52 PM
Re: There's nothing like TW! [re: Atonalexpress]  

Ooooh, nawtee John! Shouldn't have done that.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
10/02/06 05:23 PM
Re: There's nothing like TW! [re: Froggy Starlust]  

Ya, this was my post:

Right-wing Republicans are weird.

When gays and lesbians want to marry and raise kids in the suburbs, the right-wingers freak out. "Perverts!" they scream at these bland strivers. But when supposedly straight soldiers in the army, marines and CIA engage in male-on-male rape and other acts of homo-sadism so bizarre and extreme they turn off the average, gay-marriage-craving civilian, Republican legislators think it's the best thing ever.

Think Abu Ghraib - Iraqi inmates led around like dogs on leashes. Iraqi prisoners, almost all later released as innocent, stripped of their clothes and forced to pile on top of each other naked.

Hundreds of photos showed sex acts between and among soldiers and detainees. Male prisoners were videotaped while being forced to masturbate and have sex with one another. U.S. soldiers, CIA torturers and private mercenaries hired by Bush's Defense Department sodomized them with flashlights and possibly broomsticks. They were kept naked for days at a time. Some were smeared with feces.


Ted Rall

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Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
10/02/06 05:28 PM
Re: There's nothing like TW! [re: Atonalexpress]  

You're obviously too clever to last very long on a conservative board. You scared them.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

Claude
(sound & visions)
10/02/06 07:26 PM
Re: There's nothing like TW! [re: Froggy Starlust]  

In reply to:

I'm telling you, folks: stop ranting and whining, for there is nothing like Teenage Wildlife!


Yes, I' m with you!


____________________

Claude

MySpace



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
10/02/06 07:38 PM
Re: There's nothing like TW! [re: Froggy Starlust]  

Gee, thanks.

Fag.

"...most of us know Monkeyboy is in fact frightfully intelligent. Try to argue with Monkeyboy and you'll lose no matter what." - K


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