A user named Bond_Street has just registered to our fair boards.
Can we ban "her", just to be on the safe side...

Culture, alienation, boredom and despair

I think we should simply add an IQ test to the registration form, and automatically ban anyone who gets an unusually low score.

One day, Effee died.

Or unusually high.

Just to keep us safe.

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens

A punctuation test might be more fitting.

‘‘And I say, ‘What’s the matter with my psychopathic sex?’ ’’

Just dangle a really shitty Bowie re-release rip-off in front of the newbie. If they grab at it then ban them.

Am I suspended in gaffa?
WHERE IS MY BOOKMARK? Please help me...