Please enter your custom titles within this thread so's we can vote for whose is best

Once everyones titles are in I will proceed to organise a contest which will incorporate a head-to-head knockout system to the eventual winner.

Please utilise this thread to promote the reasons why you think your custom title is a) shite - or b) the best.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Name: Auntie Prism

Title: Stardust Savant

Why My Titty is the Greatest: 'But that's not a custom title!' you scream—and you'd be right, in a general sense. I've been at TW far too long, however, and still remember when being a Stardust Savant conveyed a certain amount of respect. It was the threshold when you became a fully paid up member, knowledgeable about the place yet nowhere near sad enough to become an acolyte or—gasp!—beyond. If I was to reach the 5,000 mark, which I clearly never will, I'd ask for my title to be reverted back to Stardust Savant . . . [cue Dvorak's New World Symphony . . .]

edit: oh, I didn't realize there was a 'Shitest Title Competition' as well. Put me down for that.

Mormons are the worst because, much like telemarketers, they're not allowed to fuck off until you tell them to. -- Wraith2

Edited by auntie prism on 06/13/07 04:53 PM (server time).

Reasons that (wise like orangutan) is:

The Best!

-Short and sweet, it rolls off the tongue/eyeball without becoming unwieldy like a certain other custom title I won't mention

-It nicely captures the great duality central to my posting, namely the fine balance between thoughtful posting and half-assed gay jokes

-In a nutshell, orangutans are the shit. I saw a nature show awhile back about the King of the Orangutans, who lives in the jungles of Borneo doing little else besides fucking every female orangutan on the whole island. Also, on the show, he put Julia Roberts in a headlock and nearly snapped her neck.

The Worst!

-"African Night Flight" is on the lower rung of all-time Bowie tunes

-It's not (band intro)

They let the retard in the game and he went wild.

Name: RabbitFighter
Custom Title: Incestuous and Vain
The reason why I should win: Incest is way cool man! You'll never insult me by hinting that you've had an amorous encounter with my mother. Been there, done that, BITCH!

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else

(band intro)

So...where's my trophy?

Stu has a crush on me.

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Name: Auntie Prism

Title: Stardust Savant

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Not really a custom title per se though is it - however, your reasons for it are fair & nobody's refuting your claim as an entrant, so it will be allowed.

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Marquis - Reasons that (wise like orangutan) is:

The Best!

-Short and sweet, it rolls off the tongue/eyeball without becoming unwieldy like a certain other custom title I won't mention

-It nicely captures the great duality central to my posting, namely the fine balance between thoughtful posting and half-assed gay jokes

-In a nutshell, orangutans are the shit. I saw a nature show awhile back about the King of the Orangutans, who lives in the jungles of Borneo doing little else besides fucking every female orangutan on the whole island. Also, on the show, he put Julia Roberts in a headlock and nearly snapped her neck.

The Worst!

-"African Night Flight" is on the lower rung of all-time Bowie tunes

-It's not (band intro)

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That is the best declaration made to justify ones claim of possessing the greatest custom title thus far, and one that will surely put you in good stead for the competition - I sincerely hope I avoid you in the First Round.

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Rabbitfighter - Custom Title: Incestuous and Vain

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It depends on whom you draw in the initial round of the contest, Rabski, but I seriously doubt your getting beyond the very early stages with that.

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Monkeyboy - (band intro)

So...where's my trophy?

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Pft.

name: EJ
titel: byroad singer

A brilliant reference to a marvellous set of lyrics from a tremendous song on a fascinating album which on a second layer also references the place where the TWer in question is living and which is of great importance to Bowie's life and career.

And most of all: I love to drive and sing.

And I want to believe that a light's shining through somehow

Hello, anymore for anymore, I mean fuck me only six entrants including myself & the threads nearly a week old already!

How about you, Adam? Competiton below you is it? And the rest of you miserable bastards with custom titles, who have been here; competiton not good enough or is it that the competiton's too fierce?

Even if you have nothing to say as regards to your Titles, just enter the fucking things you fucking, cunting, fucking, wanking, fucking tit-heads!

IT MIGHT BE FUN!!!

When you put it so sweetly I wish I had a custom title. I suppose I'll flood the boards with humorous forwards to reach the requisite number of posts.


Lost in the undergrowth

The rate things are going you'll be entered just for posting within this thread.

In fact you're the first Kook to have posted so you're in.

cricket menace

Two reasons:

1 - it's an absurd sounding instrument.

2 - it's my favourite simulated war

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ADAM VS BOWIE MASH UP PROJECT - | - BOWIE DOWNUNDER

Well, I've got eyes on my backside that see electric tomatoes.

Pain is hearing Bowie and Mickey Rourke trading rap lines on 'Shining Star (Making My Love)'. Yes, the actor Mickey Rourke makes an appearance on a David Bowie album credited as "rapper".

Forgotten_Boy, I have an avatar for you:



Stu has a crush on me.

It's an honour and a privilege to finally be accepted by an Angle. Hope I don't screw it up.


Lost in the undergrowth

Okay, somebody please give me a list of the remaining posters with custom titles so's I can finally kick start the First Round.