what as happened to Evan Torrie, has anyone out there got an email address for him as I need to contact him ASAP

twladiesman@gmail.com

Stu has a crush on me.

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I need to contact him ASAP

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Because you live across the street from Evan and you see smoke coming out his apartment?
Because a mad extremist group is planning a global terror attack and the only way to stop them is to get in touch with Evan Torrie?
Because you want to propose to your girlfirend by having "Marry me" written across the screen on TW's main page?
Because you found a stray cat with Evan's name and this url written on its collar?
Because the Reality tour has already ended and it should be posted in the news items?
or because you are having a login problem?

It's LABRYNTH, idiot!

Probably because he wants to buy the site from Evan, and set a midget dog as the background picture.

One day, Effee died.

Evan Torrie is clearly God.

Which is to say that even though you all keep talking about him like he's real, he clearly doesn't exist. None of you can remember how TW started so you've invented this silly creation myth.

Shame on you all.

"Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money" Cree proverb

Remember that time Evan gave his only begotten son to save us from Stu's inane bullshit? It was kind of a poor decision; while I think he was correct in observing that Stu could be occupied by a 9-year-old boy indefinitely, he failed to consider that eventually the kid would turn 10.

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Fuck off and die, bozo.

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Well, I wasn't really planning to, but since you want me to, I guess I will.

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