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KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
04/26/07 06:18 AM
The New, Updated, Uber-official Rules of TW new  

Registering - In order to maintain the exquisite nature of the Teenage Wildlife Conversation Piece as the creme de la creme of David Bowie message boards, we no longer accept new registrations. So if you want to join, tough luck.

The Rules - Do what you will. But be aware that any post you make may suddenly make you an object of ridicule amongst your fellow posters. Similarly a post that would be accepted without a second thought by another user may get the mods or admin on your neck. Which simply means you aren't high enough in the TW hierarchy (in other words my "people I like" list*) to get away with certain types of posts.

Large avatar images** may get you attention from the mods or admin.

Picture signatures will get you banned.

If you're the user formerly known as diamondogz74, go fuck your terrier.

* = The notable exception to this is Claude who definately isn't on "my people I like" list - he's just too stupid to understand when he's doing something wrong so I've given up on him.

** = If I have to explain to you how they can be bigger than others when the forum automatically resizes them, you probably shouldn't post here in the first place... unless of course you want to give Monkeyboy an easy target.

Edited by K on 01/22/11 03:28 PM (server time).



KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
04/24/07 01:32 PM
The Rules + The FAQ new [re: K]  

User titles

absolute beginner (0-5 posts) from "Absolute Beginners"
mortal with potential (5-20) from "Quicksand"
grinning soul (20-70) from "Lady Grinning Soul"
wild eyed peoploid (75-200) derived from "Wide Eyed Boy from Freecloud" and "Future Legend"
kook (200-400) from "Kooks"
electric tomato (400-700) from "Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed"
crash course raver (700-1100) from "Drive in Saturday"
cracked actor (1100-1600) from "Cracked Actor"
stardust savant (1600-2500) no specific lyrical reference
acolyte (2500-5000) a character from 1.Outside
custom title (5000-) must have a Bowie reference

Big enough browntongues have been known to recieve custom titles before the 5000 post mark.

"See what happens when you flaunt your mighty sceptre?"
- Ohramona on my promotion to administratorship

Edited by K on 01/09/08 04:26 AM (server time).



RabbitFighter
(incestuous and vain)
04/24/07 08:32 PM
My two cents new [re: K]  

Don't register you useless cunt! You're probably Dogz anyway and if not, we'll still probably hate your guts...

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else



KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
04/24/07 11:53 PM
No Dogz allowed. new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Oh right, I forgot to say that.

"See what happens when you flaunt your mighty sceptre?"
- Ohramona on my promotion to administratorship

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/25/07 02:48 AM
Re: No Dogz allowed. new [re: K]  

And no fat chicks.

Stu has a crush on me.

KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
04/25/07 07:02 AM
Re: No Dogz allowed. new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Wait a moment, I like fat chicks.

"See what happens when you flaunt your mighty sceptre?"
- Ohramona on my promotion to administratorship

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
04/25/07 07:18 AM
Re: No Dogz allowed. new [re: K]  

Well, the way he's going, give Monkeyboy another six months and...you never know.



______________________________

"Crush Monkeyboy!" - 96dbFreak


Mxy
(crash course raver)
04/25/07 03:03 PM
Re: No Dogz allowed. new [re: K]  

I'm still waiting to see what The Rutles have to do with any of this.

One day, Effee died.


jareth's tights
(grinning soul)
04/25/07 03:40 PM
Re: The Rules new [re: K]  

are there no rules of engagement? most other forums have sticky threads specifying no trolls/spammers/stalkers/flamers, etc. ;-)

re-exposing you.

Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
04/25/07 05:28 PM
The flaming-est stalker of them all new [re: jareth's tights]  

I think that's covered under the NO DOGZ ALLOWED rule.

They let the retard in the game and he went wild.

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/25/07 06:00 PM
Re: No Dogz allowed. new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

Well, the way he's going, give Monkeyboy another six months and...you never know.


"must...think...of...insult..."

Stu has a crush on me.

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
04/25/07 06:34 PM
Re: The Rules new [re: jareth's tights]  

In reply to:

...most other forums have sticky threads specifying no trolls/spammers/stalkers/flamers...


The registration process is way too much hassle for spammers and the rest is par for the course here.

______________________________

"Crush Monkeyboy!" - 96dbFreak


96dbFreak
(acolyte)
04/25/07 06:36 PM
Re: Registering help + The Rules new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Since the previous admin took down the old "Tip for registering at TW" before retiring....


Er...that was an extremely odd thing to do, wasn't it? Can you elaborate on that, K, and also on the cricumstances of your elevation? Just being nosey.

______________________________

"Crush Monkeyboy!" - 96dbFreak


KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
04/26/07 05:09 AM
Re: Registering help + The Rules new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

Er...that was an extremely odd thing to do, wasn't it? Can you elaborate on that, K, and also on the cricumstances of your elevation? Just being nosey.


I can't say I'd know what was going on in Adam's mind when he did that (you'd be better off asking him), but my impression is that he wanted to remove all material that specifies him as the main TW admin (presumably to stop any additional threats of legal action coming his way). You obviously can't see it, but he took down a whole bunch of stuff in the mods only -forum as well.

As to the circumstances of my elevation... Adam said he was looking to retire, and after some consideration I volunteered as the new admin.

"See what happens when you flaunt your mighty sceptre?"
- Ohramona on my promotion to administratorship

AdolfSunday
(absolute beginner )
04/26/07 05:38 AM
Re: Registering help + The Rules new [re: K]  

Indeed. But then Adam also wrote the following (07/02/04), which was subsequently deleted, clearly indicating that he was nuts.

In reply to:

OK here are some more of MY thoughts for ANYONE who is interested in listening.

Here are SOME things to THINK about:

1. Is Osama Bin Laden a bad person?

2. Is Adolf Hitler a bad person?

3. Is the war in Iraq a bad thing?

The way I FEEL about this RIGHT NOW is that the answer to EVERY ONE of those questions is NO.

And if you answered YES to ANY OF THEM then YOU ARE THE FOOL.

I am GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWER TO EVERTHING RIGHT NOW.

This is FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING.

HERE IS THE ANSWER TO ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS

I HAVE THE ANSWER TO THE GENDER ISSUE PROBLEM THE PROBLEM OF WAR AND IT WILL BE REVEALED IN THE NEXT POST

THE ANSWER IS ONE WORD AND ONE WORD ONLY*

AT THE MOMENT THIS FEELS TO ME AS THE FIRST MOMENT OF TRUE CLARITY SINCE THE DAY I WAS FUCKING WELL BORN.

AND ONE LAST THING I FEEL TRUELY AND DEEPLY SORRY FOR ADOLF HITLER.

AND THIS IS NOT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW AT ALL.

THIS IS FROM HITLER'S POINT OF VIEW

BECAUSE HITLER HAS BEEN PERSECUTED FOR TOO FUCKING LONG

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T THINK SO IS A BIG FUCKING FOOL THAT I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE.


* the following post was even longer and more incoherent than that one.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
04/26/07 06:18 AM
Re: Registering help + The Rules new [re: AdolfSunday]  

Strawie, your alters are so transparent.

______________________________

"Crush Monkeyboy!" - 96dbFreak


Adam
(cricket menace)
11/24/07 01:22 AM
a broken nosed mogul new [re: K]  

As far as I can tell, the registry (and the trick to registering) is now kaput.

_________________________________________________________

ADAM VS BOWIE MASH UP PROJECT - | - BOWIE DOWNUNDER

RabbitFighter
(incestuous and vain)
11/24/07 02:05 AM
Re: a broken nosed mogul new [re: Adam]  

I'll have a drink for that!

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else



KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
11/24/07 07:16 AM
Re: a broken nosed mogul new [re: Adam]  

Maybe we should genuinely consider moving to a different forum.

"They get annoyed, because these two stupid old gits - us - are ruining the Pet Shop Boys project."
-- Neil Tennant on fans

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
11/24/07 07:58 AM
Re: a broken nosed mogul new [re: K]  

Not til I have my custom title, damn it.

So, you know. Maybe in ten years.

TW's Top Fag!

Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
11/24/07 10:20 AM
Re: a broken nosed mogul new [re: K]  

K, would you please move guiltpuppies sig and put it under his screen-name so he can have a custom title and be done with it.


Trying to navigate TW reminds me of what it was like having dial-up service.


RabbitFighter
(incestuous and vain)
11/24/07 10:52 AM
Re: a broken nosed mogul new [re: Tristan]  

Good idea, TW's creepiest pederast.

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else



Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
11/26/07 11:50 AM
We All Ride Econoline new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

TW's creepiest pederast


Psh, you can't go around handing out titles like that without running a proper survey. Not like there'll be a shortage of fine contestants!

That's genious and you're stupid.

Remade/Remodeled
(acolyte)
01/06/08 10:42 AM
Welcome to the end-times new [re: K]  

Some nice edits there, K, you're really telling it like it is... you still forgot to mention `no dogz' though.

Je est un autre

KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
01/07/08 01:43 AM
Re: Welcome to the end-times new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

Good point. I'll fix that as soon as possible.

"They get annoyed, because these two stupid old gits - us - are ruining the Pet Shop Boys project."
-- Neil Tennant on fans

Quills
(grinning soul)
01/08/08 08:42 AM
Re: The New, Updated, Über-official Rules of TW new [re: K]  



I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.


FredPhelps
(wild eyed peoploid)
01/08/08 04:03 PM
Re: The New, Updated, Über-official Rules of TW new [re: Quills]  

God Hates Finland. Finland (better termed Fagland) is land of the sodomite damned. Finns wallow in cesspools of their own semen and hold festivals with the special intention of corrupting young children (the festivals of Juhannus and Vappu). Homosexuals and the sexually liberated compel citizens into drunken orgies and depraved acts, damning the country under Gods wrath. K is a noted faggot and smells the devil's feces.

godhatesfags.com

Quills
(grinning soul)
01/10/08 08:03 AM
Re: The New, Updated, Über-official Rules of TW new [re: FredPhelps]  




I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.


Marquis
(wise like orangutan)
01/10/08 02:42 PM
*Still* here! new [re: Quills]  

Dogz, you sad little man, I luv (on) ya.

That's genious and you're stupid.

Beltene'
(acolyte)
01/10/08 04:23 PM
Re: The New, Updated, Über-official Rules of TW new [re: K]  

Hi.

I'd like to report a glitch. If someone exchanged PMs with another person and then decided to bozo this person, the bozo can still send messages even though they've been bozoed.

This needs to be fixed.

My ass belongs on your face.

Auntie Prism
(stardust savant)
07/23/08 02:57 PM
Mods on holiday new [re: K]  

In reply to:

From K's Original Post:
Picture signatures will get you banned.


Are there exemptions to this rule?

Silence here takes on the quality of a dimension.

Adam
(cricket menace)
07/23/08 03:20 PM
Re: Mods on holiday new [re: Auntie Prism]  

Only when the fucking thing takes 3 different programs and half a day to create. But yeah, I admit that it quickly became annoying so I will revert it back to the generic one.

Bowie Downunder

Auntie Prism
(stardust savant)
07/23/08 03:38 PM
Yetis on parade new [re: Adam]  

No, if K says it's fine, then by all means keep it. I just wondered whether the rule had been relaxed or not.

For instance, I have a neat little yeti gif that could be compressed into signature size:



Silence here takes on the quality of a dimension.

KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
07/24/08 03:26 AM
Re: Mods on holiday new [re: Auntie Prism]  

In reply to:

Are there exemptions to this rule?


Only for people who are very high on the "people I like" list.

"I also had a photo of my favourite cheese, but I ate it."

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
10/25/08 04:14 PM
Re: Yetis on parade new [re: Auntie Prism]  

In reply to:


Mesmerizing.

Non importa quanto si aspetta,ma chi si aspetta.

CloverThePoet
(wild eyed peoploid)
04/20/09 02:40 PM
Re: Yetis on parade [re: guiltpuppy]  

NO one forget that K, "smells the devils feces". HA!

No more free steps to heaven.

JarethsGirl
(acolyte)
05/03/09 09:36 PM
http://picasion.com/ new [re: Adam]  

So, I definately can't use my shakeface gif?



P.S. This is exactly what people see when they sit next to me on the Phantom's Revenge.

you're so natural
religiously unkind


guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
05/06/09 01:29 AM
Re: http://picasion.com/ new [re: JarethsGirl]  

You need to sneak a photo of your snatch in there. Then it would suit the caption.

Non importa quanto si aspetta,ma chi si aspetta.

JarethsGirl
(acolyte)
05/06/09 02:14 AM
Re: http://picasion.com/ new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Only if I could catch it in motion under one of those power hand dryers.

you're so natural
religiously unkind


Auntie Prism
(stardust savant)
01/24/11 07:00 PM
Autofellatio new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Registering - In order to maintain the exquisite nature of the Teenage Wildlife Conversation Piece as the creme de la creme of David Bowie message boards, we no longer accept new registrations. So if you want to join, tough luck.


Beautifully put.

I've often wondered what a perfect, high-quality TW would look like, and it looks like this:







Quills
(kook)
01/25/11 08:51 AM
Re: Autofellatio new [re: Auntie Prism]  

In reply to:

I've often wondered what a perfect, high-quality TW would look like, and it looks like this:


The place is an uneducated dump compared to how it used to be dear Auntie Prism


I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.


KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
01/29/11 01:40 PM
Re: Autofellatio new [re: Auntie Prism]  

In reply to:

Beautifully put.


One of my better moments, even if I may say so myself.

Trololololololololololololololololo


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