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Ziggygoo
(grinning soul)
06/07/03 08:58 PM
Dose anyone know the script...  

Dose anyone have or know where I can get the script to Fake Phone Conversation DB speaking to Westminster Council. *Download it*
Thank You

In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
...Beware of the Diamond Dogs



T.J. Newton
(acolyte)
06/08/03 10:03 AM
Wow! new [re: Ziggygoo]  

What's that? Who did that? Where did you get this from?

Hell is round the corner where I shelter

Ziggygoo
(grinning soul)
06/08/03 11:30 AM
Re: Wow! new [re: T.J. Newton]  

All I know is that I got it from http://www.bowiewonderworld.com under Sound+Vision and it cracks we up every time I hear it.

In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
...Beware of the Diamond Dogs



Rednik
(mortal with potential)
06/08/03 05:00 PM
Re: Dose anyone know the script... new [re: Ziggygoo]  

WC: "Westminster Council. Can I help you?"
DB: "Yes I've got something slightly unfortunate to report today."
WC: "What is it Sir? Who do you want to speak to?"
DB: "I want the department that deals with parking tickets."
WC: "Parking tickets. Do you have a pen there Sir?"
DB: "Yes I have and it's in my hand."
WC: "Right. I'm going to give you a direct line number to ring."
DB: "That's very nice. I suppose when I ring the other person at the end will tell me all about my parking ticket queries."
WC: "Yes Sir."
DB: "And on my windscreen the fella's put a big sticker on."
WC: "If you keep calm and let me give you the number."
DB: "Thank you very much, you've really sorted me out."
DB: "Because I hope the man comes soon 'cos I've done my shopping and I have lots of frozen Findus Crispy Pancakes in the back."
DB: "My Ford Capri is blue and there's nothing I can do."

http://bowiewonderworld.com/cols/rednik0.htm





revidescent
(crash course raver)
06/08/03 05:04 PM
Re: Dose anyone know the script... new [re: Ziggygoo]  

Oh my God, that's fucking hilarious!!!!

Andrée-Anne

Living is easy with eyes closed.

bailunrui
(grinning soul)
06/08/03 05:11 PM
Re: Dose anyone know the script... new [re: Rednik]  

LOL! The best line is the last line. Gets me every time. :)



Ziggygoo
(grinning soul)
06/08/03 06:37 PM
Re: Dose anyone know the script... new [re: bailunrui]  

Rednik, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! -=plays it again=- ha ha ha ha... god, thats great.

In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
...Beware of the Diamond Dogs



QueenDice
(wild eyed peoploid)
06/08/03 08:32 PM
Re: Wow! new [re: Ziggygoo]  

this is so fantabulous! hahaha

labyrinthgirlforever: i need a nickname for you
bowieboyzmmm, something sexy and horny

revidescent
(crash course raver)
06/08/03 09:26 PM
Re: Dose anyone know the script... new [re: Ziggygoo]  

Does anyone know when this thing took place?

Andrée-Anne

You are an undiagnosed high functioning schizophrenic.

JarethsGirl
(electric tomato)
06/08/03 09:58 PM
Re: Dose anyone know the script... new [re: Rednik]  

Omg, I heard that so long ago and forgot all about it. The frozen pancakes line is my favorite part... and Yes I have it and it's in my hand, lololol.

My grandmother once told me, "Good things come to those who wait." ...That lyin' old bag!

heathenpunkgirl
(crash course raver)
06/08/03 10:11 PM
I had to show everyone in my house new [re: Ziggygoo]  

and I was in dire need of a change of a sig anyway.

-=pumpkin=-
"My Ford Capri is blue and there's nothing I can do."- Bowie


T.J. Newton
(acolyte)
06/09/03 09:31 AM
My, my! new [re: Ziggygoo]  

In reply to:

Rednik, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! -=plays it again=- ha ha ha ha... god, thats great.


I have just noticed the nickname Rednik, checked out the profile and it turned out that Rednik is the webmaster of Bowiewonderworld.com. The fact that he joined TW may eventually shut mouths of those, who think there is a war between BWW and TW.

Hell is round the corner where I shelter

guiltpuppy
(wild eyed peoploid)
06/16/03 04:25 AM
Re: Dose anyone know the script... new [re: Ziggygoo]  

Alright, I'm embarrassed... Could anyone tell me any jokes I'm not getting here? The last line I got of course, and the second-to-last seems like a ref to "waiting for the man" but if there's more to it, again, I'm missing it.

(oh, I'm basing this off the script, by the way, I can't actually download the file -- bowiewonderworld doesn't seem to want to wonder me much today.)



th0mas
(stardust savant)
06/16/03 06:37 AM
Re: Dose anyone know the script... new [re: Ziggygoo]  

i love the way the woman on the other end starts laughing. i hate telephone jokes when they cause stress on the other end - that's what's currently "in" in germany - but this one is simply hilarious!

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

Rednik
(mortal with potential)
06/22/03 00:12 AM
Re: My, my! new [re: T.J. Newton]  

Indeed TJN

I've been here since 1994 - then signed up in August 1999 when the er... sign ups first started.

Yeah... little do people know.

Me and Evan got back... what... erm must getting on for 10 years now.

I love how people make "presumptions"







T.J. Newton
(acolyte)
06/22/03 03:22 PM
Guess who I am! new [re: Rednik]  

I don't know if you recall me, Rednik, but we two actually know each other...

Let me take you down the corridors of my life
And when you walk, do you walk to your preference
No need to answer till I take further evidence
I seem to need a reference to get residence


Ziggys_Song_Bird
(grinning soul)
06/23/03 05:21 PM
Re: Dose anyone know the script... new [re: Rednik]  

lmao, thats great i'm gonna have to download it to hear it:)

"Your such a wonderful person, But you got problems"


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