Christ, this is getting almost as bad as those "In My Pants" threads from a while back.

Pink Floyd - The Final Cut
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
The Faint - As the Doctor Talks
The Deep Eynde - On the Cutting Edge
Radiohead - Knives Out
Tom Waits - Straight to the Top
Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have
The Beatles - Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
GWAR - Sexecutioner

I'd try to come up with more but suddenly this stopped being funny again.

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

Winners so far: Take my tip and goodbye Mr. Ed.

-Why don't you write a song called 'Vicious'?
-What kind of vicious, Andy?
-You know, like I hit you with a flower.

Certainly all of mine have always been meant to be.

Bye-bye, we love you

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Certainly all of mine have always been meant to be.

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Yeah, but your creativity lately is lacking. Moby said in his blog last Tuesday that one of your new tracks is about flavor-of-the-month ex White House correspondant Jeff Gannon.

Didn't say what the title will be.

He longed to be an artist but balked at the necessary sacrifices