Every song ever written can be interpreted as being about circumcision.

Seriously.

MEAT! GIBLETS! AARRRGH!

Any examples to back up the theory?

I fly to the nearest bar

Hmmm. I think he's got something there, pablo. Why, from the Bowie canon, alone, the following songs come to mind:

Bleed Like a Craze, Dad
Don't Sit Down
Hammerhead
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
Hurt
Scream Like A Baby
Sweet Head
Take My Tip
We Prick You

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"Take My Tip" haha, that's hilarious!



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Ahhh! There's A Dick In My Eye!

The Sun Is Up, The World Is Flat
Damn Good Address For A Rat

having experienced this topic a bit further the last days of 2004, björk's "i miss you" comes to my mind...


Are you bad enough?

Oh dear.

My musical stuff is fun, because I like musics; they are very good and nice. On a lighter note, I made gingerbread! Yay! So, anyhow, yeah. I NEED A NAP! Hoo boy, David Bowie is the bee’s knees.

Gary Numan - Me! I Disconnect from You

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

Sunday Bloody Sunday

He longed to be an artist but balked at the necessary sacrifices

Space Oddity
Changes
Some Are
Looking For Lester
Little Wonder
The Last Thing You Should Do
Slip Away
Slow Burn
Afraid
What's Really Happening?
Without You
What In The World
Scream Like A Baby
Goodbye Mr. Ed
Hang Onto Yourself




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Get out of my mind! All of you!!

Organ Donor-DJ Shadow
Legs and Tarpaulin-Cinema Strange
Sonny's Burning-The Birthday Party
Terror Couple Kill Colonel-Bauhaus
Don't Let it bring You Down-Niel Young
And No one knows I'm gone-Tom Waits
Attack!!!-Alien Sex Fiend
Sample my Sausage-Alien Sex Fiend
Baby turns Blue-Virgin Prunes
Blender-Yello
Slice of Life-Bauhaus
Kick in the Eye-Bauhaus
Departure-Bauhaus
[sometimes]Pleasure Heads Must Burn-The Birthday Party
Nick the Stripper-The Birthday Party
6" Gold Blade- The Birthday Party
More than a Party-Depeche Mode
Taking Off-The Cure
Gone!-The Cure
A Boy's Best Friend - The White Stripes
Set Me Free-Love and Rockets
knife Party-Deftones
We used to be Friends-The Dandy Warhols
new Form of Beauty-Virgin Prunes

That's enough for now.

Throw it against the wall.
Stamp on the fish!

Christ, this is getting almost as bad as those "In My Pants" threads from a while back.

Pink Floyd - The Final Cut
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
The Faint - As the Doctor Talks
The Deep Eynde - On the Cutting Edge
Radiohead - Knives Out
Tom Waits - Straight to the Top
Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have
The Beatles - Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
GWAR - Sexecutioner

I'd try to come up with more but suddenly this stopped being funny again.

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

Winners so far: Take my tip and goodbye Mr. Ed.

-Why don't you write a song called 'Vicious'?
-What kind of vicious, Andy?
-You know, like I hit you with a flower.

Certainly all of mine have always been meant to be.

Bye-bye, we love you

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Certainly all of mine have always been meant to be.

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Yeah, but your creativity lately is lacking. Moby said in his blog last Tuesday that one of your new tracks is about flavor-of-the-month ex White House correspondant Jeff Gannon.

Didn't say what the title will be.

He longed to be an artist but balked at the necessary sacrifices