David Bowie: So, um you're Monkeyboy then?
Monkeyboy: Yeah, why?
(pause)
DB: Stop looking at me like that!
MB: Sorry, let's start with the real important information. What's your favorite color?
DB: Um, blue?
MB: Would that be blue, blue, 'lectric blue? (laughs)
DB: No.
MB: (still laughing) Okay, okay. Can I hug you?
DB: After the interview, maybe.
MB: Oh, that was the interview!
DB: I came all the way to this grimy porno theater for you to ask me my favorite color? Uh uh, girlfriend!!
MB: Wow! I had no idea you could be so sassy!
DB: I am a sassy bitch, now make up a question.
MB: Okay...uh...how did you feel about the creative failure of Tonight?
(David hits Monkeyboy)
MB: Ouch!
DB: Don't you fucking ask me about Tonight!!
MB: Okay, sorry. You hit real hard!
DB: WOULD YOU FUCKING MOVE ON!!!
MB: Okay. Can I hug you?
DB: NO!
MB: Please? (gets up and hugs Bowie)
DB: Get off me!! (sprays Monkeyboy with mace and pulls the pin out of his rape alarm)
MB: Awww...
(David begins kicking Monkeyboy as he lies on the floor in pain)
DB: This is for Evan! (kick) This is for Iman! (kick) This is for Dr. Laura! (kick) And this is for ME! (takes out a gun and shoots Monkeyboy in the foot)
MB: Shit.
DB: So are we still on for another interview?

bye ta-ta

I loved the story. Mebbe you can write another one?

~2shy

Dontcha now? this is the Infamous Monkey that David carted around with him in the 70's
His name used to be " Asshole" but Zowie talked him into changing it to " Monkeyboy"



inside tranquility shrouded by chaos

...that was a good one....lol.

fiGgU_...

that was pretty damn funny. i was actually laughing outloud, which I never do.

Cyg

I was very bored and this was the oldest thread that I could find so I ressurected it.....I really need to find other things to do. Its really funny though.

"Why can't people go through life without comparing their own to anyone elses?"

Who is Dr. Laura?


Stu
G.B.A.
Somebody will have to fall out of the sky
Somebody to show us how to survive
Oh wouldn’t that be nice?

blue blue electric blue!! *dances*

hehe, yeah, that was pretty funny...........

Dr Laura?

"You all want my money, you leeches!" - David Bowie

Dr. Laura is a sort of famed radio (and TV?) psychologist (therapist?). Famous for her controversial views on homosexuality, if I recall correctly.
I think she considers homosexuality a disorder.
I guess she's only famous in America.

Cheers.

revamp the

Edit: Tee hee. I forgot to change my picture back.

Edited by Arthur0Dent on 02/03/02 08:14 PM (server time).

...and I still regard this as one of the finest pieces of comedic writing I've came across. This thread has seen me in fits of hysterics, in public libraries I've had to drag people to the screen and have had them in fits of hysterics also.

Oh yes, Monkeyboy. You are my Jeebux.

Or something like that.

I hope that I can say the things I wish I'd said.