With all of the crazy money making ideas that have been brought to us Bowie fans over the years, such as about 100 best of's and 'special' album re-releases.
I was thinking if David wants to reach an even wider audience he should release a cook book full of his favourite meals, snacks and deserts giving them all exotic names.
It would be called 'DAVID KOOKS'.
Anyone got any ideas for food names? :-)

See attachment for cover photo idea.

"The sex is in the rhythm"

I don't mind what David cooks up, just as long as he brings in Tony Visconti to mix!

Its about time I had a signature

Regarding myself as something of a connoisseur in the Bowie-collector market, you have no idea how much it thrills me to tell you that such an item (going by such a name) already exists!



I just bought off ebay for £30. How much y'reckon it's worth, Skellers?

Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread

I love the title. A subtitle might be "Strangers when we eat" or even "We Are Hungry Men"

Food suggestions:

Diamond Hot Dogs
Honours @ Steak
New Angels of Humous
Sautee of Strange Divine
Starving-for-my Gravy
Pablo Picante

Chapter names:

'sours...' or even 'flours...'
The Last of the Creamers
Do Anything to Cheese (containing these dishes)

I'll come up with more. I'm sure Strawman will too.

GDE
get dukewhite to Europe
Twelve just wasn't enough!

Thin White Choclate Chip Cookies

"They beat on the outside
And I'll stand by you
Now. Not tomorrow"

A Small Pot of Lamb
Artichoke Beginners
Baby Glace (A Honeyed Sorbet)
Bring me the Pizza King
Lady Grinning Sole
Pita Thing
Marmalade of a Free Festival
Planet of Creams
Roast N' Roll With Me
Sautee Oddity

Maybe if I write this now, while drunk, you'll all understand.

Fishchips, U.K Heir
The Heart's Greasy Cheeseburger

Ashes To Salads would be a good chapter.

"They beat on the outside
And I'll stand by you
Now. Not tomorrow"

Oh yeah...

Tony Vinscoroni & Cheese
Brian Enrolls

"They beat on the outside
And I'll stand by you
Now. Not tomorrow"

"Do you like girls or boys? You'll find nuggets of both floating in my delicious Jallo Spaceboy!"



The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

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Um, why? What do ashes have to do with salads?

But Can't Help Thinking About Meat would make a good chapter title.

As would Black Country Crock or Crock City. And Fishfull Beginnings.

And would Dim Sum Boys count as a possible name for a dish, since that's from The Idiot?


Maybe if I write this now, while drunk, you'll all understand.

Michelle, honey, do you sometimes get yelled at in PE for not following the proper rules of whatever sport you're playing? Because I don't think you quite get how this game works.

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See, no, it wouldn't. What you've done here is taken the name of a food item and used it to replace the last word of a Bowie song title. That's not particularly hard to do, nor is it amusing in any way. Let me try to break it down for you:

Scary Muenster (with Super Crepes) would be an amusing title because "muenster" (a kind of mild cheese) sounds like "monster" and "crepes" (a kind of French pancake, often filled with cheese) sounds like "creeps." Scary Monsters (and Super Sandwiches) would not be amusing because all you've done is subsituted "sandwiches" for "creeps." I mean, Jesus, you couldn't even be bothered to change "monsters" to anything.

Let's do some more examples, shall we?

Funny: Somebody Up There Likes Meat
Not Funny: Somebody Up There Likes Bread

Funny: "Gyroes"
Not Funny: "Sausages"

Funny: Stuffing to Be Desired
Not Funny: Water Cress Sandwiches to Be Desired

Sìn thugam am bòsdan sin

Sorry, I thought this thread was seriously about foods and Bowie, because my salad always contains a bit of ashes in it.

"They beat on the outside
And I'll stand by you
Now. Not tomorrow"

There's also the bonus recipe for oscubusso.

BFP

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I don't mind what David cooks up, just as long as he brings in Tony Visconti to mix!

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Oh yes well done, very clever



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London Bye Ta-Ta...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EITHER WAY!

Oh, and Dead Man Wokking: A chapter about Bowie's oriental cuisine, including Sweet 'N' Sour Suicide and Buddha of Suburbua's Delight

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

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What about Black Thai, White Noise?

Okay, I give up.

Great name suggestions here, I'm writing it as we speak!
:-)
I thought of a few:

Savory machine
Sandwich for Bob Dylan
Station to Bacon
The rise and fall of Ziggy's bread with no crust


"The sex is in the rhythm"

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Anyone got any ideas for food names? :-)

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"Love You Till Shrove Tuesday"

Alright its lousy I know

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Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes
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London Bye Ta-Ta...

I just pissed myself, you guys are the loose cannons.


A Butter Future
African Night Bites
Alsation to Dalmation
Always Mashing in the Same Jar
An Occasional Cream
April's Sweettooth Of Gold
Beat of your Plum
Beauty and the Yeast
Beer Today, Bong Tomorrow
Bird on Two Wings
Black Country Crockpot
Black Rye White Rice
Blue Bean
Chilly Brown
China Swirl
Chives In Saturday
Cracked Fudge Factor
Everyone Eats Rye
Everything's Eggwhite
Fill Your Tart
Five Beers
Golden Beers
I Can't Cocaine
I'm A Hog For Two
It Ain't Greasy
Joe the Loin
Kingdom Bun
Lady Grinning Sole
Let Me Eat Beside Tofu
Life on Cigars?
Modern Dove
Oh! You Gritty Things
Rock 'N Roll, Baked or Fried
Rump They Say
Running Gun Chews
Sauteed Monsters and Super Chips
Savior Mashed Beans
Sense of Stout
Seven Beers 'N Cigarette
Soul Dove
Sound of Circumcision
Speed of Steak Knife
The Bean Creamy
The Man Ate Mould, Then Hurled
The Secret Spice of Macadamia
The Voyeur Of Butter Induction
Velvet Gold Brine
Watch That Ham

Edited by tourist on 06/26/04 05:45 PM (server time).

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Ouch! I don't think I'd want to eat dinner at your house!

Maybe if I write this now, while drunk, you'll all understand.

What does "Life On Cigars" have to do with food? Cigars would burn your mouth!

My school district is robbing us of our individuality. Individuality shall not be censored!

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Beer Today, Bong Tomorrow

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LOL

You're such a wonderful person... but you got problems

Beat Of Your Plum.

The laughing Cone (ice cream cone)

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Beat Of Your Plum

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that would be the perfect soundtrack for my SugarPlum SM fantasies...

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

That's FANTASTIC!

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that would be the perfect soundtrack for my SugarPlum SM fantasies...

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I'm sure she would strongly disapprove, should she be here.

Let's not forget... The Queen Of All The Tartes

KArt | Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

Impressive list tourist, you've filled up most of the book already :-)

Telling pies
Butter of suburbia
Miracle goodbite
I satay the fool
Can't help thinking about tea
Sons of the silent sage
Sense of trout
New angel delight of promise
Looking for satay light-bites
Fed against it
Voyeur of butter destruction
Strangers when we eat
Wishful big-puddings
Looking for leicester

Cooking guideline: Slow burn







"The sex is in the rhythm"

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I'm sure she would strongly disapprove, should she be here.

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Once a bondage fairy, always a bondage fairy.


I bear more grudges
than lonely high court judges

Thin White Duke's Specialty Delight
1 cup milk
1/2 cup chopped assorted peppers
cocaine
Snort Cocaine. Drink Milk. Eat Peppers. Love-on ya!

you forgot the fly.

Believe everything I say,especially the lies.

ha ha - I miss this place!

ok, not the best, but I'll play...
Absolute Bananas (Flambe)
Little Flounder
Rebel Ribs
Take My Sirloin Tip
The Brule Brothers
Watch that Pan (Watch than Ham is funnier, but already done)
Breaking Bass
Betty Prawn
Beauty and the Feast

all served, for you pleasure, in the "China Grill"


prrrrr

I pray you'll soothe my sorry soul

I have a few that (hopefully) haven't already been listed before:

'87 and Fry-up
Brandy Warhol
Baby Grape (A Horrid Tartlette)
Red Snails
Candied Date (preceeded by Candied Date (Demo))
Ching-A-Lingcod
Convection Piece
Diamond Frogs(legs)
Pig Broth(er)
Everyone Says Thai
(Wild)Game and, of course, its updated version Game '90
I Am With Game
Fantastic Soyage
I Want My Baby Back Ribs
Slaw (Earthling on Fire)
I'm Afraid of American Cheese
Ian Fishstick, U.K. Heir
Life on Mallowmars?
Little Wonder Bread
London Bye Fritata
Clove You Til Tuesday
Leftover To The Dawn
Maggie's Farm-Fresh Omlette
My Death-By-Chocolate
Nature Soy
Never Get Coldcuts
New Killer Starfruit
Over the Wok We Go
Pablo Pistachio
Piece on Hearth/Little Drumstick Boy
Buns Of The Silent Age
Sound and Fusion Cuisine
Crustacean to Crustacean
Thru These Architect's Pies (for which the apples should be Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Glazed, and the crust should be none other than Crust For Life)
Ragazzo Sole, Ragazza Sole
Real Cool-Whip World
Sell Me a Goat
You've Got A Habit Of Leavening (a how-to-make-matzo must read!)
Crust For Life

As for cooking tips, and how-to hints, how about:

Never Let My Brown
Dont' Let Me Brown & Brown
Come And Fry My Soys
Don't Cook Down
Watch That Pan

And since many of the recipes require this unique device, you'll have to shell out for an . . . Under Pressure-Cooker! Once you've got it, you're ready to do it all, from Cooking For A Friend to Cooking for Lester. And for those of you who are Absolute Beginners in the kitchen, you might want to start with just Cooking For Water and make some Everyone Says Chai as your first creation.


zigbot

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Candied Date (preceeded by Candied Date (Demo))

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Is this a sweet thing?

Believe everything I say,especially the lies.

WOW! Did you all JUST think of those?

I'm impressed!

Trendy Rechauffe

you are just allowed to eat him if he wants it too.

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

Wow!, some fantastic ideas zigbot.
I like the sound of: My Death-By-Chocolate
:-)

"The sex is in the rhythm"