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guiltpuppy
(crash course raver)
08/11/05 05:25 PM
How big the Mr. David Bowie penis?  

What big do you think it is? Little big or very a lot?

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Pablo-Picasso
(cracked actor)
08/11/05 05:27 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Ken Pitt, said it was like the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

Dignity is valuable, but our lives are valuable too.


RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
08/11/05 06:07 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Too boku.

Someone told me Jesus was the Devil's lover
While we masturbated on a magazine cover


FastChanges
(electric tomato)
08/11/05 06:35 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Is this a Claude imitation? Where are the pictures?

One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away.

russellmael
(electric tomato)
08/12/05 04:10 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Skinny blokes always look they have big ones, because their hips are slimmer so the normal sized dang looks generally magnified.

Bet Ronson's was bigger, though.



BigFatDog
(kook)
08/12/05 09:40 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: russellmael]  

I bet Boulder has a largen. Albeit very hairy.

____

"Hating Bowie in 1997 means hating everything overblown, theatrical, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual and jarringly progressive in the past 25 years of pop. In other words, everything great about pop. It also means hating yourself."

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/12/05 09:47 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: BigFatDog]  

What a bunch of size queens we are today folks




London Bye Ta-Ta...

russellmael
(electric tomato)
08/12/05 10:08 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: BigFatDog]  

Surely 'Woody' wins out?!

Though I'm sure Trevor has enormous 'Bolders'.



LadyGravedigger
(cracked actor)
08/12/05 12:47 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Have you seen The Man Who Fell to Earth? You can see Bowie's penis there a couple of times.

You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan

Moustache
(absolute beginner )
08/12/05 12:53 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: LadyGravedigger]  

The movie is 29 years old, so you have to consider that the member in question has probably wrinkled up with age. I would estimate a volume reduction of 10-20%.



duh37
(grinning soul)
08/12/05 01:15 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: LadyGravedigger]  

that's obviously a stand-in



riley
(electric tomato)
08/12/05 01:18 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: Moustache]  

did you include gravity in your estimate? hanging might compensate for any wrinkle effect.

madness is relative

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/12/05 02:56 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: LadyGravedigger]  

In reply to:

Have you seen The Man Who Fell to Earth? You can see Bowie's penis there a couple of times.


Yes it's clearly a stunt doubles penis I mean Mr Bowie's must be massive, Tommy Tinkrem would know


London Bye Ta-Ta...

bowiefanpeter
(the voyeur)
08/12/05 08:37 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: diamondogz74]  

Iman made bowie fix his teeth, I wonder if she asked him to change anything else?



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/13/05 07:35 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: bowiefanpeter]  

In reply to:

I wonder if she asked him to change anything else?


Circumcision possibly?




London Bye Ta-Ta...

LadyGravedigger
(cracked actor)
08/13/05 12:34 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

that's obviously a stand-in


In reply to:

Yes it's clearly a stunt doubles penis I mean Mr Bowie's must be massive


But if Bowie's real penis is big, then why wouldn't he use a bigger stunt?!!!

You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan

Pablo-Picasso
(cracked actor)
08/13/05 01:35 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: LadyGravedigger]  

Have you seen this Elephant man picture?

Dignity is valuable, but our lives are valuable too.


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/13/05 03:37 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: LadyGravedigger]  

In reply to:

But if Bowie's real penis is big, then why wouldn't he use a bigger stunt?!!!


Good old fashioned British modesty


London Bye Ta-Ta...

LadyGravedigger
(cracked actor)
08/14/05 06:38 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

Have you seen this Elephant man picture?




You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan

russellmael
(electric tomato)
08/15/05 04:44 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: LadyGravedigger]  

#Have you seen The Man Who Fell to Earth? You can see Bowie's penis there a couple of times.#


Yeah... but he'd have tugged himself up a semi to go on film.




bowiefanpeter
(the voyeur)
08/15/05 08:06 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: russellmael]  

Bowie had a fluffer on set?



russellmael
(electric tomato)
08/15/05 08:25 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: bowiefanpeter]  

a couple, by the look of it...



Rocknrollinbitch
(grinning soul)
08/15/05 08:51 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I read somewhere that Ken Pitt had once taken a ruler to the said appendage and exclaimed "Ye gods!"

I guess that means he was impressed, then.



russellmael
(electric tomato)
08/15/05 08:59 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: Rocknrollinbitch]  

That's quite a close manager/client relationship.

I can't believe they put that sort of thing on the artist's bio. Even in the 60's.

Can we stop this thread now? I feel a little faint.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/15/05 03:12 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: Rocknrollinbitch]  

In reply to:

I read somewhere that Ken Pitt had once taken a ruler to the said appendage


Just how much of a saddo was this Ken Pitt?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Coan_teen
(cracked actor)
08/15/05 04:35 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: diamondogz74]  

Is circumcision very uncommon in the UK? It was very popular in the US when my parents' generation was being born, and a lot of them decided to go the same route with their sons.

I don't go up to my guy friends and ask or anything, but I know most of them are cut. And they all tuck left, incidentally. Maybe that's because they're all right-handed.


Edit:
If you want pics, David Bowie's Area has a few.

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

Edited by Coan_teen on 08/15/05 05:22 PM (server time).



russellmael
(electric tomato)
08/16/05 04:11 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: Coan_teen]  

More Jewish immigrants in US? Or is that stoking the fires of hatred in this sensitive time?!



BigFatDog
(kook)
08/16/05 07:15 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: russellmael]  

Bowie was passed his best in 1991. He had been known have have sex with men. Used to wear make up and leotards. He was in a crap band with other odd bods. He had already been married with a son. Yet despite all that, he married a supermodel. I think the answer speaks for itself.

____

"Hating Bowie in 1997 means hating everything overblown, theatrical, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual and jarringly progressive in the past 25 years of pop. In other words, everything great about pop. It also means hating yourself."

Pablo-Picasso
(cracked actor)
08/16/05 07:22 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: BigFatDog]  

What, he bought her?

Dignity is valuable, but our lives are valuable too.


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/16/05 08:39 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: Coan_teen]  

In reply to:

Is circumcision very uncommon in the UK?


Let me state now loud and clear that I am not that familiar with other guys dicks lol, but I do remember at school most of my friends having foreskins, my surname being Forster as you can imagine I was nicknamed foreskin sometimes

Thanks for the great web page.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Claude
(big brother)
08/16/05 03:27 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I know very well is big dick!!!! But I prefer his lips!

___________________
Claude




AgentTwilight
(absolute beginner )
08/20/05 05:31 PM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I bet its massive



Nature_Boy
(crash course raver)
08/22/05 04:24 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: LadyGravedigger]  

In reply to:

But if Bowie's real penis is big, then why wouldn't he use a bigger stunt?!!!


A cunning stunt for Bowie to go with Candy Clark's stunning...(ahem)


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Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
09/17/05 01:39 AM
Re: How big the Mr. David Bowie penis? new [re: guiltpuppy]  


large i would say


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