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Resurrecting old threads always feels so deliberate. Have some controlled experiments been carried out?


Everyday I write the book

"i'm afraid of americans" isn't that sensual...it is sexy though. however, it may frighten more partners than not.

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Resurrecting old threads always feels so deliberate. Have some controlled experiments been carried out?

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I believe it was my fault in this instance. There was no-one around at the time and, bored of waiting for a reply I had a search through some oldies.

I need a hobby, I know.

Y'all ready to go Stateside?

Worst songs: "Love you Till Tuesday" and "The Gospel According to Tony Day"

Best songs: "Earthling" album.

Calvin: I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
Hobbes: I think once you're born its too late.

Normally when I play the Laughing Gnome I paint a little gnome face on my penis and go around putting it in unexpected places.

TW's Top Fag!

Like an electrical outlet?

Calvin: I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
Hobbes: I think once you're born its too late.

This is the sexiest compilation ever put down on wax... (for those who like it sloppy and weird.)

The Dickies – Gigantor (Live @ City Gardens)

Jon and Al Kaplan – Silence of the Lambs: The Musical – Fuck Me

Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up

Jon and Al Kaplan – Silence of the Lambs: The Musical – It Puts the Fucking Lotion in the Basket

Jim’ll’s Brain – Stalk You

Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Cookie Time

Tom Lehrer – Masochism Tango

Smegma – Whips and Midgets

Soft Cell – Sex Dwarf

Elana James - Pussy, Pussy, Pussy (The Pussycat Song)

Teddy & The Frat Girls (Sheer Smegma) - Alophen Baby

Ramsey Kearney – Blind Man’s Penis

R. Kelly – Sex in the Kitchen

Steven Jesse Bernstein – Man Upstairs

Citations - Sell the Pussy

Man... Or Astro-man? - Taco Wagon (Dick Dale cover)

William Hung - We Are The Champions


Yeah? Well, you're an asshole. - Monkeyboy

The Loneliest Guy?

"Yes it was me, I broke into your flat,
and nicked all your letters from your Scooby Doo bag,
then buried them under a pile of farmyard shite".

Slow Burn could be a problem for a gal who's suffering from thrush.

Yeah? Well, you're an asshole. - Monkeyboy