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blesdmry
(absolute beginner )
07/05/04 04:40 PM
Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself!  

The guy came forward and apologized on BWW. Here it is:

Hi!

I just wanted to make a statement about a post of mine, claiming, that Bowie has heart problems and is lying in a hospital.

That was a lie! I never met Bowie or live anywhere near a great city, where Bowie would be, if he has something with his heart.

My girlfriend left me and I was so lonely and just wanted some attention...now I realise, what a stupid idea that was and that everyone is concerned about Bowies health status. That was never my intend!

I apologize to all of you from the depths of my heart. I always wanted to meet Bowie in person and I must have loose my brain to tell something like this!

So please forgive me...I will NEVER EVER do this again. I couldnt sleep last night because of that rumour.

I dont know anything about Bowies health status nor did I met him! I hope he is well and gets back to his full strength in a short time. I just made this up because of all this rumours about him having a cardiac arrest...but frankly I dont know anything....just the stuff you all know.

So please please please forgive me.

I will disappear from this message board and will never bother you again.

Sorry!






pablopicasso
(cracked actor)
07/05/04 04:53 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: blesdmry]  

Words fail me........................

Believe everything I say,especially the lies.



krettis
(crash course raver)
07/06/04 06:27 AM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: pablopicasso]  

so... what´s the rush all about?

"Bowie quit reality-tour, the nerve! :mad: :cow:"

jareth13
(electric tomato)
07/06/04 08:23 AM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: blesdmry]  

Wait - so does he want BWW to forgive him or what? Maybe if he said "please" a bit more they could catch his drift.

In reply to:

My girlfriend left me and I was so lonely and just wanted some attention...


There's no need for a witty retort here. It's hilarious all on its own.

eskimo esoterica

Edited by jareth13 on 07/06/04 01:36 PM (server time).



blesdmry
(mortal with potential)
07/06/04 09:05 AM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: jareth13]  

I guess he's asking for forgiveness, but don't think he got it. One person in fact called him a, "sick fuck," and told him he wasn't welcome anymore. He really pissed a lot of people off. What the hell could he have been thinking?



krettis
(crash course raver)
07/06/04 09:39 AM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: blesdmry]  

Well i also want attention right now..





Let me tell you a story about bowie who might have murdered someone...

"Bowie quit reality-tour, the nerve! :mad: :cow:"

diamondogz74
(acolyte)
07/06/04 11:15 AM
WASTE OF SKIN!!! new [re: blesdmry]  

Well in not actually lost for words, im too polite to write them down

WHY? attention seeker my eye.

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jump93
(wild eyed peoploid)
07/06/04 11:19 AM
Re: WASTE OF SKIN!!! new [re: diamondogz74]  

What a dick!

www.greatest-hits.tk


diamondogz74
(acolyte)
07/06/04 01:28 PM
Thats one word. new [re: jump93]  

In reply to:

What a dick!


Well thats one word that springs to mind.

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pablopicasso
(cracked actor)
07/06/04 01:40 PM
Re: WASTE OF SKIN!!! new [re: jump93]  

In reply to:

What a dick!


Was this a quote after he exposed himself??

Believe everything I say,especially the lies.



LadyGravedigger
(kook)
07/06/04 02:25 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: blesdmry]  

In reply to:

One person in fact called him a, "sick fuck,"


I agree with that person. I actually got worried. Shit. This actually made me realize that he will die some day. And considering he's 30 years older than me, I'm going to spend many years in the future listening to his albums and wishing he'd still done a few more. But let's hope it's not going to be too soon!

Hello humans can you feel me thinking

Jareth's Crotch Lady
(absolute beginner )
07/06/04 02:35 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: pablopicasso]  

[quote]Words fail me........................[/endquote]
Me too. For once I'm struggling to type a coherant sentance! LOL!!!1!

Yes, this was a SICK joke. He had me totally convinced that Bowie was going to die. It beggers belief how mean some people can be on messageboreds. Lets' hope he has learnt his lesson and will never post his retarded, ilitarate messages here.

If he doe's, Im counting on you guys to show him the error of his ways.

Kill all Laby-Bashers!!11!!!1![/qhite]
START THE REVOLUITION!!!!!

pablopicasso
(cracked actor)
07/06/04 02:45 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: Jareth's Crotch Lady]  

Don't worry, we frown on illiterate messages on this board, that's why we have a spell checker built into the message editor.

Believe everything I say,especially the lies.



blesdmry
(mortal with potential)
07/06/04 02:51 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: LadyGravedigger]  

I was a bit worried myself. Some of us at BWW and bowieNet were all set to hack into this guy's computer to find out something about him, lol. DAVID, we'd go to PRISON for you, babe. That's how much we love you. Well... luckily the guy had an attack of the guilts, came forward and saved us all a trip to the slammer. :)



Jareth's Crotch Lady
(mortal with potential)
07/06/04 02:53 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: pablopicasso]  

Sorry, yes, your right. I'm new here so I didn't notice the spell checker until just now.

Hopefully with your guidance in a matter of time I can become one of the truly great Acolytes (is that what you call them?) of the board, like diamondogz74. He's my idol and I model my posting style on him!!

Kill all Laby-Bashers!!11!!!1![/qhite]
START THE REVOLUITION!!!!!

blesdmry
(mortal with potential)
07/06/04 02:58 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: Jareth's Crotch Lady]  

Love your name, btw. :)



pablopicasso
(cracked actor)
07/06/04 03:18 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: Jareth's Crotch Lady]  

In reply to:

Hopefully with your guidance in a matter of time I can become one of the truly great Acolytes (is that what you call them?) of the board, like diamondogz74. He's my idol and I model my posting style on him!!


Well if you carry on like that, you should have no trouble here.
One suggestion though, be careful about alter egos as if you start getting into conversations with them, you may make yourself look really stupid.

Believe everything I say,especially the lies.



diamondogz74
(acolyte)
07/06/04 03:24 PM
Don't bother me new [re: Jareth's Crotch Lady]  

In reply to:

Hopefully with your guidance in a matter of time I can become one of the truly great Acolytes (is that what you call them?) of the board, like diamondogz74. He's my idol and I model my posting style on him!!


May I suggest you refrain from mentioning me, i have NO time for wastes of skin

Be off with you.

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We scavenge up our clothes

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Claude
(big brother)
07/06/04 04:46 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: LadyGravedigger]  



Where is Iman?

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th0mas
(acolyte)
07/06/04 05:57 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: krettis]  

who did bowie murder?

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

jump93
(wild eyed peoploid)
07/06/04 06:36 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: th0mas]  

The tour bus driver on the Outside tour, I think.

www.greatest-hits.tk


JarethsGirl
(crash course raver)
07/07/04 03:56 AM
I apologize in advance... new [re: Claude]  

Holy forehead, Batman!

Hey, which one of you guys left the door open? ...And tore it off the hinges and threw it in the yard.

dukewhite
(stealing for that one good rush)
07/07/04 12:39 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: pablopicasso]  

In reply to:

One suggestion though, be careful about alter egos as if you start getting into conversations with them, you may make yourself look really stupid.



Please tell me the irony of this statement is not lost on you...

GDE
get dukewhite to Europe
Twelve just wasn't enough!


pablopicasso
(cracked actor)
07/07/04 12:52 PM
Irony?? new [re: dukewhite]  



Believe everything I say,especially the lies.



jump93
(wild eyed peoploid)
07/07/04 06:35 PM
Re: Irony?? new [re: pablopicasso]  

Hi jump, how are you?
Fuck off.

Gosh darn, I hate it when that happens. I sure as hell look stupid now!

www.greatest-hits.tk


diamondogz74
(acolyte)
07/08/04 07:43 AM
We are all stupid new [re: jump93]  

In reply to:

Hi jump, how are you?
Fuck off.

Gosh darn, I hate it when that happens. I sure as hell look stupid now!


We are all stupid, thats the whole point of it

Only the real idiots are frightening, and they know who they are...

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We scavenge up our clothes

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schizophrenic
(crash course raver)
07/08/04 10:54 AM
Re: We are all stupid new [re: diamondogz74]  

Sometimes I scare myself.



Just thinking about you.

Bowie like burning.

Adam
(cricket menace)
01/09/09 11:38 PM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: blesdmry]  

Perhaps the "heart attack hoaxer" was a clairvoyant but never knew it.

This thread is all very strange in hindsight.

Bowie Downunder

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
01/10/09 00:04 AM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: Adam]  

If by "strange" you mean "terrible", then yes, I agree.



Adam
(cricket menace)
01/10/09 00:32 AM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: schizophrenic]  

The strange part is it turning out to be true. But seeing this person admitted that it was a cheap act to gain attention - it really was an atrocity from the very beginning. And yes considering it did happen, it seems a lot worse again.

Bowie Downunder

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
01/10/09 00:40 AM
Re: Heart Attack Hoaxer Exposes Himself! new [re: Adam]  

I was referring to the quality of the posts, but you make a good point too.




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