I got my Bowie autograph that I won on ebay today, it's mounted but now needs framed.

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

That is a very nice item you now have :)

How much was it?

Please check out my Bowie Bootleg Site...
... http://www.geocities.com/bowieboyz/bowieondisc.html

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How much was it?

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He said he won it, you australian asshole. Can't you fucking read!?!




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You don't 'win' auctions without a cost.
Perhaps you should brush on your reading skills.

He actually was right, I bought it on ebay and it cost me about £30. Could be considered steep but I have seen higher priced ones and its something I have wanted for a long time.

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

Then he should have said he 'gained' rather than 'won' the fucking autograph.


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Looks like someone got out of the wrong side of the bed today.

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

Bollocks.
You win auctions like any competition.
You don't gain them.

"Hey I went down the auction house today and gained a painting! "

Prat!

Will you expose it in your kitchen?

i thought everyone knew what ebay was anyway... i once WON a poster in that action i took part in, and it COST me $15.

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Bollocks.
You win auctions like any competition.
You don't gain them.

"Hey I went down the auction house today and gained a painting! "

Prat!

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Listen you prize tool. An auction is a sale. Not a fucking competition!

"Hey I went down the auction house today and won a painting!"

You do not win things at an auction. You bid for an item and then you fucking pay for it.

Are you pretending to be a complete fuckwit, or what?






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Oh dear Shyster, and you were doing so well, progressing on to the level three readings books.

But let me help you out here...
An auction is a competition between two or more bidders, who ever provides the highest bid is the winner of the auction.

Now if you do not want to take mine and many others word, I cut and paste this sentence directly from an e-bay page...

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When the auction has ended, sellers should contact the winning bidder(s)

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I'm invisible and dumb,
no-one will recall me

An auction is a public sale in which goods or property are sold to the HIGHEST bidder. Not the the fucking "winning" bidder.

I'm talking about the correct definition of an auction. Not fucking Ebay!

And you a school teacher.

Poor kids have no chance.

Twat



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god you must have a sad life.
grow up.

I'm off to Ebay to try to gain something.

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I'm off to Ebay to try to gain something.

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Fuck Ebay! You should get your uneducated ass you call a brain, back to school and learn something.

For fucks sake don't go to the school where nigelp teaches.





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And you a school teacher.

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Good bit of research there, Shyster but then I am not afraid to hide my profile!

By the way your argument is starting to fall to bits now...

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goods or property are sold to the HIGHEST bidder. Not the the fucking "winning" bidder.

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He/she who attains the highest, longest, fastest in any form of competition must be deemed the winner.



Ok, so you don't trust ebay to get it right, here's a few more quotes found on various websites

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The person who offers the highest bid wins the right to purchase the item at that price.

After an auction ends, Andale begins the post-sale process by sending your winning bidder a Winning Bidder Notification (WBN) email.

The winning bidder will have their name announced at the Duke-Florida State game on March 6.

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I'm invisible and dumb,
no-one will recall me

Hands up who would like shyster to go and win himself a fucking smack in the head.

ZIGGY STARDUST - LIVE ON STAGE 28 JUNE 2003

i raise my hand. i'd also like to point out that people who do not win the bid, shockingly are considered to have lost the bid. winners, and losers. it's all a game that you spend money on.

Are you auctioning it off, Mudley?

My hand is UP

I'll give out as many as you need for FREE.

ZIGGY STARDUST - LIVE ON STAGE 28 JUNE 2003

WHY DOES SHYSTER HIDE HIS PROFILE? IS HE SCARED WE FIND HE'S ONLY 12 & WE'LL TELL HIS MAMMY?

lay me place & bake me pie, im starving for me gravy!!!!!

I've just framed it and it looks great.

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"