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Black Prism
(cracked actor)
07/12/06 02:13 PM
GEN-U-INE Pablo Nasal Hair For Sale new  

Hi.

I've recently come into a tuft of Pablo's nose hair* which was donated by a goodly sheep from the Llangollan region. It's been dated tentatively c.1977 and is in very good condition.

Please PM for further details (sensible offers only).

*

[neon]I'm not trolling; I'm moderating. [/neon]

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
07/12/06 02:18 PM
Re: GEN-U-INE Pablo Nasal Hair For Sale new [re: Black Prism]  

Stupid cunt!



Black Prism
(cracked actor)
07/12/06 02:22 PM
frowny [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

Stupid cunt!


On-topic responses only please. Your comment has greatly devalued everybody's entertainment to be had in this thread.

[neon]I'm not trolling; I'm moderating. [/neon]

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
07/12/06 02:28 PM
Re: frowny new [re: Black Prism]  

Arsehole!



schizophrenic
(acolyte)
07/12/06 02:57 PM
It has to be said: new [re: Black Prism]  

Black Prism, you're an ass.

"Vasectomy is your friend." - RabbitFighter

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
07/12/06 03:25 PM
Calm down young grasshopper! new [re: schizophrenic]  

What's the problem then?

stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly



Strawman
(acolyte)
07/12/06 03:33 PM
Re: Calm down young grasshopper! new [re: RabbitFighter]  

I was wondering exactly the same thing.

On the subject of Grasshoppers, what do you think of this little ditty by the late, great Ivor Cutler?

The man was out there on his own



Bamboo7
(crash course raver)
07/12/06 03:38 PM
Re: GEN-U-INE Pablo Nasal Hair For Sale new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

I don't see what the problem is. It's not even that clever.


______________________________

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis.

Is this haunted room actually stretching?


Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
07/12/06 03:45 PM
Re: GEN-U-INE Pablo Nasal Hair For Sale new [re: Bamboo7]  

Exactly, it isn't clever, funny, nor interesting, and he comes back five weeks after his last uninteresting foray to post this and a another equally uninteresting post elsewhere. There was a time that Prissy could at least insult with style and wit, sadly his time away from here has dimmed his wit somewhat. I think he is down to the state of halfwit at this time. It can only get worse.

I thought Strawman was predictably unfunny using the same joke for the last three years against me, but now it seems that his chum has gone as unfunny and boring as the ginger twit from Norfolk.

Two illuminaries now a shadow of their former selves.



Black Prism
(cracked actor)
07/12/06 04:00 PM
The Royal Wave new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

Ivor Cutler


Yeah, superb. I've only gotten into his stuff since I heard the tributes pour in after his death - Life in a Scotch Sitting Room (vol 2) and Dandruff are terrific - the best 'comedy' records I've heard.

Knocks bells out of that Zappa crap, eh, Schmitzo?

In reply to:

Pablum whining


Yeah, two posts in a month are difficult to ignore, aren't they? I would normally chide myself for so hastily attributing your little outburst to a persecution complex if you weren't so utterly void of ideas, humour, and anything remotely resembling a life outside of your PabloWankerWorld site and wiping your mother's bottom each time she craps on the carpet, but we can't all be that great, huh?

[neon]I'm not trolling; I'm moderating. [/neon]

Bamboo7
(crash course raver)
07/12/06 04:13 PM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: Black Prism]  

In reply to:

Pablum


Baby cereal?


______________________________

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis.

Is this haunted room actually stretching?


Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
07/12/06 04:17 PM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: Black Prism]  

What the hell would you know about anything you total idiot.

So, I look after my mother. What is so wrong with that? I doubt anyone would want to look after you when you are old.


Why don't you fuck off and die, preferably of something really painful!



Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
07/12/06 04:47 PM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: Black Prism]  

Awww Prissy is going to report me for being abusive to him.
Poor lickle Prissy.


Shame the best bit of him dripped down his mother's leg.



schizophrenic
(acolyte)
07/12/06 05:04 PM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: Black Prism]  

In reply to:

What's the problem then?


I dunno, I guess I don't have a problem with mean-spiritedness so long as it's funny. This is just kinda lame and stupid. But hey, he's just doing it to get a reaction, so mission accomplished...

In reply to:

Schmitzo


I acknowledge your clever play on words.

"Vasectomy is your friend." - RabbitFighter

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
07/12/06 05:38 PM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

I think it's rather commendable that you take care of your mother, Pablo. It's a sacrifice that no one truly wants to make, but a few unselfish souls do out of reverence and fairness.

Also, I think it's pretty pathetic and it really crosses the line to use that as ammunition. It's not amusing. Just cruel.

Don't become a victim of yourself. Forget about the thief waiting in the alley; what about the thief in your mind? - Jim Rohn

power2charm
(cook)
07/12/06 07:24 PM
Any recommendations for carpet cleaner? new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

So, I look after my mother. What is so wrong with that? I doubt anyone would want to look after you when you are old.


Pabs, you're killing this funny thread by cashing in on your goodness to your mom for sympathy from the public as regards Master P's innocent fun. Don't do that. It's now an effort for me to keep laughing at your temper fit posts.

Please refrain from mentioning your service to your mother in the future. We put them in homes over here in America. Nice ones, if we or they can afford it.

____
Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

Strawman
(acolyte)
07/13/06 05:55 AM
Use the bozo facility new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

Exactly, it isn't clever, funny, nor interesting, and he comes back five weeks after his last uninteresting foray to post this and a another equally uninteresting post elsewhere. There was a time that Prissy could at least insult with style and wit, sadly his time away from here has dimmed his wit somewhat. I think he is down to the state of halfwit at this time. It can only get worse.

I thought Strawman was predictably unfunny using the same joke for the last three years against me, but now it seems that his chum has gone as unfunny and boring as the ginger twit from Norfolk.

Two illuminaries now a shadow of their former selves.


Like the mutual antics with Dara and many others here, that piss-taking has always been delivered with a degree of affection - I'm suprised you never noticed that, and I'm doubly suprised at your reaction within this thread - but the most shocking aspect of your outburst of all is your calling people out for being boring & predictable when you are possibly one of the most monotonous cunts ever to have scribed here.

The bulk of your "contribution" to TW has been tedious banter with dogz and stuff that people with any nous would discuss via private messages - that's the kind of shit that is ultra predictable & boring.

'Less your idea of entertainment is publicly announcing the fact that you've sent someone a fucking CD.

Prat.



Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
07/13/06 06:16 AM
Re: Use the bozo facility new [re: Strawman]  

Strawman, I can actually take your pisstaking in the manner it is given, and we have had a lot of faux arguments which to the outsider might be considered heated, but which we know were not. However all Prissy does is recycle your jokes, eg the moustache and looking after my mother material. Seriously, if I were you I would sue him for plagarism. Whereas you take the piss out of many people, the last few times prissy has deemed to give us insight into his massive ego he has singled out me, retelling the same shit jokes he has been using for the last few years.

Either someone give him a different joke book to the extremely limited one he is using at the moment, or he can shut the fuck up.

Quite honestly Mark, I don't know what the fuck has gotten into you the last few months, I always liked you, but you are turning into a complete wanker as well.

Why the hell should I use the bozo facility? Then everyone else will still see the bollocks that Prissy writes, I'll be oblivious to his insults, but if someone is insulting me, should I not have the right to reply?

Anyway, this kind of shit should be in the coffee shop, not cluttering up the important Bowie section. Not that the moderators will move it of course, lest Prissy starts a thread in feedback section complaining about the 'heavy handed' methods of the moderators on this site.



Strawman
(acolyte)
07/13/06 06:57 AM
Re: Use the bozo facility new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

Quite honestly Mark, I don't know what the fuck has gotten into you the last few months, I always liked you, but you are turning into a complete wanker as well.


What, simply for making fun of your moustache or has it been my latter contribution as a whole that's made you come to that conclusion? Besides the mother & 'stache jokes, what is it about my last few months posting that you disdain so much?

Did it start with the nob thread?



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
07/13/06 10:39 AM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

Also, I think it's pretty pathetic and it really crosses the line to use that as ammunition. It's not amusing. Just cruel.


It is cruel, but apart from editing and deleting his posts! what else has he to do, he dyes his ginger hair

Strawman you are a twonk.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
07/13/06 10:52 AM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: diamondogz74]  

At least Strawman is an original twonk, Prissy just recycles Mark's material.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
07/13/06 11:00 AM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Maybe we should rename him Green Prism?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
07/13/06 04:35 PM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

For Hawker

Just a nuance

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
07/13/06 04:42 PM
Re: The Royal Wave new [re: Strawman]  

Cor, well done a Welsh/Sheep joke!
Wow, your powers of humour are so amazing.





I predict a joke along similar lines from Prissy, in about four or five weeks time



Strawman
(acolyte)
07/13/06 04:54 PM
Pot Noodle new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

I predict a joke along similar lines from Prissy, in about four or five weeks time


Well, if it pisses you off as much as it has done within this hysterical thread, then why not?

After all, there's nothing much else going down.


Just a nuance

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
07/13/06 04:57 PM
Intermission new [re: Strawman]  



stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly



Strawman
(acolyte)
07/13/06 05:22 PM
Cartooned for obvious reasons new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Except that guy is far better looking than Hawker:



Look at that Only 39 years of age & he has more necks than a giant freerange turkey.

In fact, I believe that picture was from over two years ago

Just a nuance

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
07/13/06 05:50 PM
Re: Cartooned for obvious reasons new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

I have your address




Is that some sort of threat Mardell? If so,I cannot wait to see you.



Fucking wanker!



GreatApe
(kook)
07/14/06 00:09 AM
Re: GEN-U-INE Pablo Nasal Hair For Sale new [re: Black Prism]  

whatever happened to blacktropic? he used to really hate me.

I guess I still hang around here.

Strawman
(acolyte)
07/14/06 09:09 AM
Re: Cartooned for obvious reasons new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

Is that some sort of threat Mardell? If so,I cannot wait to see you.


Please do shut up, Hawker - if I actually turned up on your doorstep you'd shit blue lights.

Just a nuance

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
07/14/06 09:11 AM
Re: Intermission new [re: RabbitFighter]  

If it's good enough for the mainman...



It's good enough for Alan


London Bye Ta-Ta...

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
07/14/06 05:32 PM
Sure it is new [re: diamondogz74]  



stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly



Strawman
(acolyte)
07/15/06 09:00 AM
I'll ask again new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

Besides the mother & 'stache jokes, what is it about my last few months posting that you disdain so much?


Whilst I'm here & can't be arsed to contribute to the message board in a positive manner 'cause you've successfully dampened my enthusiasm in producing anything worthwhile, or otherwise - would it be too much for me to request that you provide an answer to the question I raised a few posts back in the above quote?

I need to know if your accusations relating to my being boring, predictable & unfunny are solely based around the moustache & mother japery? If they are not, then I really think it would be in order for you to supply a full & detailed account of the reasons for your allegations to see if they can be justified.

I'm not asking you this question via the correct route because you're already in the habit of making private messages public.

Just a nuance

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
07/15/06 09:14 AM
Re: Sure it is new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Whilst I agree this is an iffy photo



Let us not forget he was still recovering from his illness.


Anyway Rabbit!!! you have no room to talk with your hair


London Bye Ta-Ta...

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
07/15/06 09:28 AM
Re: Sure it is new [re: diamondogz74]  

I sincerely hope you realize I put great effort into making my hair look bizarre. It's a form of perverse art, unlike hobo moustache grooming...

stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
07/15/06 09:31 AM
Re: Sure it is new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

It's a form of perverse art


How much did you pay for your vandergraff generator?


London Bye Ta-Ta...


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