Beltene' (acolyte)
12/06/07 05:57 PM
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Bowie toenails for sale
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Hi.
I recently came across a set of toenail clippings from David Bowie's toenails. The clippings are all in mint condition and come in a fancy box with a certificate of authenticity signed by David Bovvie himself.
Starting bid $8
My ass belongs on your face.
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Strawman (chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature)
12/07/07 06:09 AM
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I think you should also post this at the 'David Bowie Wonderworld Message Board'
Those nails will sell there.
"With the issue of immigration, it's very difficult because although i don't have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England, the more the British identity disappears." - Morrissey
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russellmael (cracked actor)
12/08/07 05:32 AM
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You actually came across them? I'm not sure how that effects the price.
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Beltene' (acolyte)
12/12/07 03:32 AM
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Do I hear 10? 10 once. 10 twice. Sold to russellmael for 10 dollars.
Congratulations.
My ass belongs on your face.
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russellmael (cracked actor)
12/13/07 05:44 AM
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I wasn't bidding, I was doing a 'wanker' gesture.
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russellmael (cracked actor)
12/13/07 05:58 AM
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(that's the first time I've been like that on this board and I feel soiled and cheap now)
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Beltene' (acolyte)
12/16/07 03:58 AM
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In reply to:
I feel soiled and cheap
<locking visual>
The toenails have already been shipped, russell. Relax.
In reply to:
I wasn't bidding, I was doing a 'wanker' gesture.
No, you were giving out mixed signals.
My ass belongs on your face.
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littlechinagirl (kook)
01/19/08 12:10 PM
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How did you get those, Beltene? A method of "Persuasion" in order to "arrange" the release of Contamination? Rooting through rubbish bins? Kidnapped them to get ransom money?
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Sparki (mortal with potential)
10/31/08 08:11 PM
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Ah, the art of being disgusting
all hail Bowie
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centrum (wild eyed peoploid)
11/27/08 12:26 PM
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it is so long since i cut mine that they may grow nerves. by the way what does a fridge do for urine?
Wicked Bad
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