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Beltene'
(acolyte)
12/06/07 05:57 PM
Bowie toenails for sale new  

Hi.

I recently came across a set of toenail clippings from David Bowie's toenails. The clippings are all in mint condition and come in a fancy box with a certificate of authenticity signed by David Bovvie himself.

Starting bid $8

My ass belongs on your face.

Strawman
(chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature)
12/07/07 06:09 AM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale new [re: Beltene']  

I think you should also post this at the 'David Bowie Wonderworld Message Board'

Those nails will sell there.



"With the issue of immigration, it's very difficult because although i don't have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England, the more the British identity disappears." - Morrissey

russellmael
(cracked actor)
12/08/07 05:32 AM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale new [re: Strawman]  

You actually came across them? I'm not sure how that effects the price.



Beltene'
(acolyte)
12/12/07 03:32 AM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale new [re: russellmael]  

Do I hear 10? 10 once. 10 twice. Sold to russellmael for 10 dollars.

Congratulations.

My ass belongs on your face.

russellmael
(cracked actor)
12/13/07 05:44 AM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale new [re: Beltene']  

I wasn't bidding, I was doing a 'wanker' gesture.



russellmael
(cracked actor)
12/13/07 05:58 AM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale [re: russellmael]  

(that's the first time I've been like that on this board and I feel soiled and cheap now)



Beltene'
(acolyte)
12/16/07 03:58 AM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale new [re: russellmael]  

In reply to:

I feel soiled and cheap


<locking visual>

The toenails have already been shipped, russell. Relax.

In reply to:

I wasn't bidding, I was doing a 'wanker' gesture.


No, you were giving out mixed signals.

My ass belongs on your face.

littlechinagirl
(kook)
01/19/08 12:10 PM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale new [re: Beltene']  

How did you get those, Beltene? A method of "Persuasion" in order to "arrange" the release of Contamination? Rooting through rubbish bins? Kidnapped them to get ransom money?



Sparki
(mortal with potential)
10/31/08 08:11 PM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale new [re: Beltene']  

Ah, the art of being disgusting

all hail Bowie

centrum
(wild eyed peoploid)
11/27/08 12:26 PM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale new [re: Sparki]  

it is so long since i cut mine that they may grow nerves. by the way what does a fridge do for urine?

Wicked Bad

sparklepantz
(absolute beginner )
12/11/08 08:33 AM
Re: Bowie toenails for sale new [re: Beltene']  

I remember wayyyyyy back in the 80's when the NME reported a pair of Bowie's trousers coming up for auction. They added that there were sperm stains around the fly.

Thang is, I've always wondered if they were being snide or, whether there actually was such a stain.

Any bod on here bought them perchance? If so, did they have a stain and, if so, did you do a 'Monica scraping' for future DNA purposes?

Kiss.


I'm so gorgeous I almost come in my pantz when I lookie in the mirror.


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