This past weekend I was doing some shopping -- only the finest boutiques for yours truly, of course -- when I came across this stunning garment for the truly bargain price of $0.49:



Near as I can tell, I think it was meant to promote Bowie as a candidate to play the lead in The Dark Half, but I think you'll agree that it can be enjoyed by anyone who wants to put David in a headlock:



So, what am I bid?

I don't walk it like I talk it cause I run it

I'll give you a giant drink bottle promoting 'Little Fockers'.

It's red!

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre