International Spy in the Ministry of Defense. Previous employment includes Rose Stardust Club Historian.
Playing bagpipes, wearing kilts, eating, drinking and defecating.
I took up bagpipes at age 10 but unlike other children, I dispensed with traditional themes in favour of Bowie classics such as DAY IN DAY OUT and TOO DIZZY. Ridiculed for my weight and love of Bowie, I now play for Victoria Station.