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Auntie Prism
(stardust savant)
02/16/11 08:25 AM
TW posters fighting head to head—RD5 (08/02—09/02) [re: ] Reply to this post

Ed. This is the fifth round of the 2002 Mr/Ms TW Competition. Round 4 ended in controversy when twister took the decision to subtract 'alter ego' votes from the final poll results. In this thread, his decision is challenged by 96dbfreak (Stu), SoulLoveChild and Diamond_Dave, who accuse twister and his 'puppy' clique of rigging the vote in twister's favour. Soon Stu finds himself at the forefront of a 'puppy' counterattack, and he appeals to the good sense of independent TWers to see through twister's Machiavellian plot to take over TW. Has Stu bitten off more than he can chew this time? Will Stu's slippers survive the nipping and clawing of twister's most faithful puppies???

(Some relevant subject lines appear in square brackets after the poster's name.)


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twister: Rules and stuff are here. Summary version: vote for whoever's posts you like best.

By my reckoning an absolute minimum of fifteen illegitimate posts were cast in the last round. I suspect there were almost certainly more, but deducting those minimum of fifteen gives the following results:

Round Four Results:

Monkeyboy - 28: dearlady2001 - 10
Remade/Remodeled - 24: dearlady - 11
dearlady2001 - 8: Sysiyo - 24
dearlady2001 - 9: tv eye - 25
Monkeyboy - 15: Remade/Remodeled - 22
Monkeyboy - 22: Sysiyo - 9
Monkeyboy - 18: tv eye - 10
Remade/Remodeled - 18: Sysiyo - 10
Remade/Remodeled - 18: tv eye - 13
Sysiyo - 9: tv eye - 16

Ranked order:

Remade/Remodeled (4 wins)
Monkeyboy (3)
tv eye (2)
Sysiyo (1)
dearlady2001 (0)

Here we go again, I guess.

Results will be announced as the next round begins, in three days time.

[ed. Here twister made several posts, each containing a poll. Since I don't have access to the results, I'll simply post the pairings. Note: twister mistyped Sylvanelf as 'Syvanelf' in his own poll, a point alluded to by king_dice later on.]

Bandit vs. Rose_stardust
Bandit vs. Sylvanelf
Bandit vs. trendy rechauffe
Bandit vs. twister
Rose_Stardust vs. Sylvanelf
Rose_Stardust vs. trendy rechauffe
Rose_Stardust vs. twister
Sylvanelf vs. trendy rechauffe
Syvanelf vs. twister
Twister vs. trendy rechauffe

The Awful Truth (anonymous):

In reply to:

By my reckoning an absolute minimum of fifteen illegitimate posts were cast in the last round.


Is there any point in continuing with this? You have obviously already decided who is going to be the eventual winner.

power2charm: [The little wonder of Leeds]: Rose_Stardust has given me and you:

HOBBY (also hobby idiots and hobby wizards)
Aunt Betty the agony aunt
kite flying - the balm for the soul
Mary Poppins and Singing in the Rain - for when we are down and out
Chesney Hawkes - a terrible joke upon us all, though she did terrorize his fansite for a while, which was funny
the cheese tease - myth at play (she hated it all along)
many drunken posts - to show us her, and therefore all of our, vulnerability
BEN, the boyfriend - true love found her in the end ( I hope true love used "protection")
the banishment of FoolishTroll - the power of redemption (when she returned as Rose) sent our spirits skyward

For these reasons, my vote this round goes to Rose. I enjoy the posts of several other contestants in this round, and the final decision for Rose was not without careful consideration.

God bless Rose_Stardust, and if there's anything left over after that, the rest of you sorry lot.

Sylvanelf: [I miss the subject lines [Ed. a reference to twister's poll posts]]:
Yup.

[jealous]Oh yeah, and screw you, Power2Charm! I knew you'd be rooting for your favorite little poster, Rose_Stardust, you horny old man [/jealous]

WildWind: [Double standard alert!]:

In reply to:

many drunken posts - to show us her, and therefore all of our, vulnerability


Oh sure, and when *I* make drunken posts, you tell me that I shouldn't put so much value on alcohol, and I'm wasting my life and potential by enjoying the drink so much, and I should learn to be more like you and enjoy life sans alcohol.

beatled: Aw, don't be so jealous...I voted for ya, Syl

uncle_Ruskie: [3 of 3: The Best Yet]: Well, the time has come for my third and final venture into political campagining. However this ad is different than the others. This, is an attack ad against one of my fellow candidates. I'm very proud of this one, it was made just as I had envisioned it.

Enjoy:



Silverstar: if you WERE in wilco, i might be sufficiently motivated to go and listen to their cd. just to see what having you in the band would do to their sound. "but mr. russ, we dont want the synthesizers in this song....". chaos ensues.

beatled: p2c...Ruskie...p2c...Ruskie...p2c...Ruskie...

jesus, my brain is going to explode next round

DarkFire: You are trying to make the balance in you favor posting the sad icon in the ones you name appear. You are trying to win votes using this psychological trick?

king_dice: yes, and that's not the only psychological trick - note that in the "main event", i.e. himself v. elfboy, he intentionally misspells his opponent's name on the ballot, thinking that MAYBE the voters will think that "syvanelf" is some newbie or something and will thus vote for twisty

we ain't gonna fall for it! and, in fact, in the first vote i have cast thus far, i'm voting for elfboy out of principle

i think that a minimum of SIX votes should be subtracted from each of twister's scores to balance the scales (seeing as he's running the whole thing). i mean c'mon, it's like having a presidential election come down to a state in which one of the candidate's brothers is governer. can't have that, right?!?!

king_dice:

In reply to:

the final decision for Rose was not without careful consideration


i think your "little man" has clouded your judgement

misterZ:

In reply to:

Is there any point in continuing with this? You have obviously already decided who is going to be the eventual winner.


You've made an interesting point there. Seems the whole thing's rigged when the pollster decides he/she can just pull votes at his/her own will (not sure if twister's a boy or a girl, I'm new around here). But you know what they say about the internet though and the people who love having the last word...

beatled:

In reply to:

he intentionally misspells his opponent's name on the ballot, thinking that MAYBE the voters will think that "syvanelf" is some newbie or something


thank you, i haven't laughed so hard all day!

twister:

In reply to:

Is there any point in continuing with this? You have obviously already decided who is going to be the eventual winner.


Exactly why this almost didn't get continued, I knew there'd be some dickhead (too scared to log in, poor baby) making such accusations. Go look over the 'round 4' results though, mate - try logically arguing with my conclusion.

Besides, if I was gonna rig the damn thing there's not a chance in hell EuropeanCanon would have only came third in his round.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

Seems the whole thing's rigged when the pollster decides he/she can just pull votes at his/her own will


Precisely. Would you care for a wager? The eventual "winner" of this "contest" (not round 5 - I think we all know who'll win that - but the whole thing) will either be Twister, or one of his pals. Even if the "results" don't actually indicate that, he'll just discount any votes that don't agree with his desired result.

ziggywombat: [someone needs a dictionary]: what do you care? you're ignoring him anyways.

beatled: I disagree. I think the winners would have been much different had twister rigged it. Unless he's a fantastic liar (which I doubt, I just think he's good at playing the dick at times) then the results are gonna be good for the most part. Do you assume he's messing with them just because you aren't happy with the results?

Dentarthurdent: Twister winning would rather be the logical prediction, seeing as twister came in second back when I compiled that old "favorite TWers" thread. I don't see why he would lose too many fans, but the first place Monkeyboy has been posting sparsely in this Heathen era of new posters.

Perhaps you consider Monkeyboy "one of his pals," anyway.

Edit: Granted, the analogy's somewhat flawed, but works well enough.

schizophrenic: Give it a rest, 96dbFreak.
Just because you hate twister, doesn't mean you have to reply negatively to every one of his threads.
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I forgot you were "ignoring" him.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

Do you assume he's messing with them just because you aren't happy with the results?


I'm not assuming anything - he explicitly indicated that he had discounted 15 votes in each of the rounds where one of his mates didn't win. He's not a liar, just a cheat.

96dbfreak: I am ignoring him. Tell me the last time that I replied to him. By contrast, he thinks nothing of replying to me with his usual charm. [Ed. Links to another thread.]

ziggywombat: he doesn't claim to be "ignoring" you. and let's face it, you are a bit of a dickhead.

twister: Stu, your tiresome insistence of accusing me of things that you know can't possibly be true is never going to end, is it?

If you actually feel you have a genuine grievance with the votes that were discounted, go have a look over the previous round's votes and come back with an actual argument instead of your groundless accusations, alright?

As it stands, my best friend came second in her round - and my favourite poster came third in his. Of course I'm sure facts like this don't interest you.

And finally, would you care to actually break out a list of which of the fifty contestants you consider "pals" of mine? I'm sure you're hedging your bets ever so slightly with such a vague statement.

schizophrenic:

In reply to:

I am ignoring him.


No you're not. Talking ABOUT him still counts.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

someone needs a dictionary



You could use one yourself, then perhaps you could spell humane.

king_dice: this thread is immensely entertaining!

you and twisty bicker like an old married couple

twister is right, of course

JonnyManic:

In reply to:

You could use one yourself, then perhaps you could spell humane.


And you're how old, again?

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

he thinks nothing of replying to me with his usual charm


But don't take my word for it - his "usual charm" isn't just reserved for me. He regularly targets other people in his typically obnoxious manner. But all you Twister puppies jump to his defence if anyone has the temerity to point out what a slimeball he really is. Good puppies.

ziggywombat: hmm, so you're going to ignore any point i made and just pick on my speilling in another thread no less. why stu, i didn't know you cared.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

hmm, so you're going to ignore any point i made


What, like "you are a bit of a dickhead"? Oh yes, excellent point - just about up to the calibre of your master. Good puppy.

ziggywombat: well dude, stop being one and i'll stop calling you one. but it's true, who but a dickhead would bother picking fights with 17 year olds on the internet when he has a wife and children and, one would hope, a life?

and of course, it couldn't be that any of us actually like twister, he must have us whipped into submission. that's plausible.

king_dice: takes a lot to raise the ire of one ziggywombat!

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

who but a dickhead would bother picking fights with 17 year olds on the internet when he has a wife and children


My age and or marital/family status is irrelevant. I'd be quite happy to leave Twister well alone if he were to stop behaving like the obnoxious little twat that he can't seem to help behaving like. But when he attacks me, or my friends or even people whom I don't know and who have done no wrong (except to offend his bizarre sensibilities) I'm not, as an active member of this community, just going to leave it alone and be cowed by him and his coterie of puppies.

I suggest to people that they ignore Twister because I know, from experience, that trying to argue with him is completely pointless since he is totally unwilling to recognise that he can ever be wrong. I haven't replied to any of his unpleasant barbs in a long time (since I started suggesting the ignoring approach). When other people (like you Twister puppies) get on my back about it, I respond to them. If you don't like it, why don't you ignore me? Or bozo me - then maybe the number of people who have bozoed me will get a bit closer to the much higher number who have chosen never to see one of your posts again. Good puppy.

ziggywombat: well, if he's such a wicked little goblin, maybe you should take it up with adam about having him banned. or is adam a puppy too?

and no, i will not bozo you so you can "ignore" me as well to everyone who'll listen while i'm blissfully unaware.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

well, if he's such a wicked little goblin, maybe you should take it up with adam about having him banned.


Good idea! Unfortunately I altreay suggested that once, but to no avail. The thing is that Adam understands the meaning of "general discussion forum" (anathema to Twister - who thinks that "general discussion" means "only discussion which Twister approves and sanctions").

In reply to:

or is adam a puppy too?


Not that I've seen. He's never exhibited any of your "sit up and beg" behaviour. Good puppy.

BTW, I see he's started round 6 and published the results of this "poll". What a surprise - he won! Roll over and have your belly tickled. Good puppy.

Sylvanelf: [This is getting ridiculous]: No, really, it is. Granted, the little spouts between 96dbfreak and Twister are sometimes fun to watch unfold, but this is just too much. I am almost inclined to think that this is all some elaborate joke by 96dbfreak, his constant feud with Twister, just to amuse us. In that case, 96dbfreak would be one hell of a guy! Unfortunately, he is dog poop.

So this all has to stop. It goes the same everytime. Twister says something mean/innocent/etc, and 96dbfreak starts foaming at the mouth, and declaring Twister to be Satan (when we all know that Satan is actually Carson Daly), and then also claiming that he is ignoring Twister, while simultaneously talking about him in an obsessive manner, while Ziggywombat defends every little insult against Twister.

96dbfreak, don't make me send you anthrax in the mail (cuz I will).

ziggywombat: actually, adam quite likes twister i belive, though i don't want to put words in his mouth. why don't you ask him? and one meight draw the conclusion that, if the moderator (and a damn good one too, if you dig into adam you'll lose any shred of credibily you meight still have) doesn't have a problem with a poster's actions, there is perhaps nothing fundamentally wrong with the posters actions?

as for being a puppy, well, twister is a wonderful, sweet, supportive friend and he has never ever anything but respectful and lovely to me. if that is being a puppy than i am a proud puppy.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

Twister says something mean/innocent/etc


No, just mean, not innocent or etc.

In reply to:

96dbfreak, don't make me send you anthrax in the mail (cuz I will).


Good puppy. Gimme your paw. Good puppy.

Sylvanelf: I like puppies.

king_dice: yes, it's easy to think initially "man, this freak guy is so far over the top it's gotta be fake". sadly, i do not think this is the case

so who's worse, freak: twister or kirk?

96dbfreak: Well, obviously, since Kirk has virtually (and thankfully) fucked off altogether (and was clearly half insane), and since Twister continues to stick around (and is clearly a cold, calculating, egomaniac), it’s Twister who is worse.

It amuses me that you lot take this shit so seriously, although Sylvanelf almost hit the nail on the head in thinking that I do it to amuse you. I take the piss out of Twister for several reasons:
- it amuses the hell out of me
- it entertains a lot of other people (though not you puppies, obviously)
- he deserves it.

But today has been a most useful exercise. Being geriatric my memory is not great, so I can never remember which of you is a Twister puppy and which is not (and therefore which ones to be wary of in future). However, with your master under attack, all you puppies have leapt, tongues lolling, panting, to his defence, allowing me to identify which ones you are. Forewarned is forearmed, so now I have a better idea of who comprise the coterie (and therefore which ones one needs to use a rolled-up newspaper on). Bad puppies!

Dentarthurdent: [A Song For You]: I want to see seven in a row.

96dbfreak: I don't think I know that one, how does it go?

sky_kisser: Oh Stu. Oh Stu Stu Stu.

I've read this thread from top to bottom ((luckily this has been a rather insomniac-ish night so I feel this is time well wasted)), and the only cold, cruel meanie I can see on it would be...well, you. So far you have... attacked Twister's integrity, have dredged up old posts to prove weak points and have attacked his friends for coming to his most deserving side.

Twister can be... difficult. But most TWers are aware of that. I'm wondering, why do you, dear Stu, feel the need to attack instead of mournfully shaking your head at his difficult ways and going about your business like the rest of them.

Did you know that when mammals of the male gender are competing against each other their testicles swell? I heard this recently, and when I considered this in context of this current TW squabble, things became clear.

And I've concluded, you dear dear old Stu, that the reason for this little squabble is: You are ashamed of your shriveled, geriatric gentials and crave the testosterone induced swelling you get from fighting with another male in this little group.

So really. Let's not take offense from this sad, shrunken old man and his caustic ways. Let's pity him. Him, and his poor, shrunken testicles. Heaven knows I do.

SoulLoveChild: Sorry folks, but I'll go against the trend here (cos I'm never one to jump on bandwagons just to impress new friends) and support Stu here.

I can't believe you all think it's ok to say to someone's face: " I wish you'd suck your own cock and choke and die ".
I don't believe you'd all sit around at a dinner party and allow an 18 year old kid tell one of the parents at the table to "Shut the fuck up dickhead" without batting an eyelid.

It is NOT ok to sit at a computer and talk to people in this way, y' know? I dont need to come to this board and read this shit on every single thread I open, no matter who the thread is started by or what the topic is.

Sure, Stu's going on and on about it. He's made his point a while back. But twister is showing some pretty unacceptable behaviour and you're all to scared to stand up for it cos you know what's in store for you.

This whole board is a shambles. It's almost at the point of being as bad as the old MB which got shut down in early 2000. Sorry Adam, but I really don't think Evan would allow all this shit to stink so much.

anisette:

In reply to:

You are ashamed of your shriveled, geriatric gentials and crave the testosterone induced swelling you get from fighting with another male in this little group.


mmmm, mmm, girl, i know you did not just say that. deeaaaaaaaam!

did y'all hear that? that little girl just came outta nowhere and tore his ass up!!!!!

This is better than Ricky, y'all. Not quite as good as Jerry, yet, but we gettin there.

sky_kisser: You're damn right this board is in shambles. That post was no where near entertaining. Why interrupt a perfectly good spat with... with...scruples! ((And poorly worded scruples too, "cos" she says... "y'know" she says.))
I shouldn't have to read this shit on every single thread I open. The real world is for morals and politeness. This thread is for some good healthy verbal sparring, without any such social repercussions. Now go away. Your poor vocabulary is an affront to the very delicacy of my nature.

Dr Johnson (Anonymous):

In reply to:

That post was no where near entertaining....Your poor vocabulary is an affront to the very delicacy of my nature.


That's rich coming from someone who doesn't know how to spell "nowhere"

sky_kisser: Are you a man or a mouse? Log in and be proud of your crappy interjections.

SoulLoveChild:

In reply to:

Now go away. Your poor vocabulary is an affront to the very delicacy of my nature.


spoken like a true newbie. and a grade 12 one at that.

Diamond_Dave: Souly, I have to say that if my son, nephew or such told an adult at the dinner table to go and suck cock and die or whatever, he'd be off to bed with a good clip over the ear. Actually he'd be brought up to RESPECT adults so i guess that would never happen.

It's interesting to note that most of the punters here who abuse and take wild swipes are well, teenagers. Perhaps if they had someone walk up to them in the street and abuse them, they may think twice about giving it to someone in the future?

I still don't get why anyone here needs to have a go at fellow members, though when you down and out give a gob full to another member 'cause they have a name that is well, too long?

I still say if you don't like what someone here says or posts, then don't read it. Is that too hard? So why do all these silly young teens have to abuse other members is beyond me?

For those of you who support Twisty and his pure rude habbits, would you feel the same way if he abused you? Particularly when u have not really even met him? Or if i abused you 'cause your name was not right or you posted about something i didn't agree with, would you like that ?

Mesage boards are not here for ppl to sit behind a keyboard and give it to other ppl are they?

I have to say that some of these abusive posts should be looked at more closely by Adam. And Twister is smart enough to know if he gave it to Adam, his sad and sorry ass would be looong gone from these boards.

This sort of behaivour is closing in on some of the worst m/b's i have ever seen :(

We should stop bickering between each other and just leave things we don't like alone. Is that too hard for some of us?

eraserhead: Why are twister's enemies (three in number at most; check out all the popularity contests - twister's winning them all) talking about his age? The guy's 18. That's old, in my book. French poet Rimbaud wrote all his classics while he was in his teens. You can be number one on the Billboard chart when you're 18. Not too long ago, you could be the ruler of a country at age 18. So I don't really know why you're talking his age. This "show respect for the elderly" talk sounds kind of corny. To show respect for the youth is as important.

I do think twister's age is the key here though. The problem, or your problem rather, is that, although twister's young enough to be your grandson, he's twice as smart. Or, you feel he's twice as smart. I'm not talking about my personal opinion here. We often attack and criticize the people who are what we want to be ourselves.

I'm not in anyone's fan club. I think I've had as many fights with twister as I've had with WW, which says a lot. ;) The thing with twister's insults is that they're more like stand up comedy. Comedy writing. You know comedy? :)

Also, I'd say twister is the last person to be banned or censored. And please stop sucking up to Evan and Adam. I don’t want to put words in their mouths, but, from what I can tell, they're on twister's side. Or, they couldn't care less about these fights.

Sylvanelf: [Thread has exceeded the allowed amount of stupid]: Yeah, you ruined it Dave. Of course, your prescence will do that to just about any thread, I'm afraid. And SoulLoveChild, why don't you go have sex with your parents and elders if you love them so much, Jesus Christ. This is not real life. Do you think Twister walks around kicking old people and making fun of them in real life? Probably not. And Sky_Kisser is not a newbie, and she has always been a better poster than you in my opinion.

You know, people tend to get mad when someone proves that they're wrong......I wonder if 96dbFreak, Diamond_Dave, and SoulLoveChild know this? But then, Diamond_Dave just showed up here not because he agrees with 96 (at least I didn't call you freak), but because he is constantly being made fun of by Twister.

anisette:

In reply to:

you're all to scared to stand up for it cos you know what's in store for you.


what? what's in store for us?

Is Twister going to come to my house and slap me silly with his leather glove? Is Twister going to come after his opponents with a knife in a back alley somewhere? Will he come careening down the street in a semi-truck while we cross at the crosswalk?

Or maybe you're talking about all those little puppies? They will start nipping at my heels, biting my fingers, chewing up my couch, licking my face incessantly. Oooo nooo!!!!

Tell me now so I can prepare myself for the worst! I won't make any sudden moves...maybe if I keep very still and quiet, Twister and his puppies won't even know I'm here. Yeah...

sky_kisser: Newbie? Oh no baby, no. Honeychild, I've been here for years. Longer than you, in fact. I just post very little. I simply don't feel the need to talk my fool head off on everything that strikes my fancy. *pointed look*

I'm flattered that you took the time to read my information, SLC, though I'm currently on the recieving end of four years of post-secondary rather than high school and simply haven't updated.

Now I'm wondering something. I'll reply to Diamond Dave here also, because I couldn't be bothered to go back and quote his drivel. Why should I respect anyone based simply on age? Really, that seems to be taking a step backwards, for this culture of ours that is so fond of equality, like respecting a man simply because he's male. Ridiculous notion, when you stop and think.

I'll freely and generously give my respect to those who deserve it. Just because you've been on the earth longer than I, doesn't mean I should have to fawn and flatter. We should all know by now that age doesn't equate wisdom. Nor does it equal worth.

Twister is an excellent example. Yeah, he's 18. But whether he has me fuming ((which he often does))or laughing my head off, he's an intelligent fellow who'll say what he thinks. And loudly. I don't stick up for him because of some blind puppy devotion. The boy quite often drives me crazy. But I think he's entitled to a little respect from those who aren't quite up to his level so they feel like trying to take him down a couple notches instead of pulling themselves up. Should he really tell people to go choke on their own genitals? No, probably not. But such is his way. He should be taken with a grain of salt, rather than have half-wits try and rip apart his character.

Now do you have any more weak points to toss out, or can I slip back into hiding?

WildWind: Why do you consider twister's remarks so dreadfully offensive and inappropriate, yet Stu's equally offensive and vitriolic comments toward twister are perfectly acceptable?

Why must you assume that anyone coming to twister's defense is a "trained puppy" that is frightened of consequences if they don't support him (a completely baffling assertion IMO, but I digress), rather than someone who just happens to like him?

I have defended twister more than once on this board. Am I a "trained puppy"?

In response to your question, Dave, if twister made a pithy comment toward me, I'd laugh it off and either ignore it or zing right back, all in the spirit of humor, because it really isn't a big deal. People who have tried to abuse me in the past have failed miserably, because I don't react. Y'all ought to try it sometime.

I've said before that I don't like to get in the middle of this because it involves a lot of people that I like, but, jeez! The absurdity!

Cisite: As amusing as it may be at times I am getting sick of this debate, 96dbFreak has taken this whole thing way into overdrive and should really calm down a little bit.

Bandit: I've been on the receiving end of twister before in this thread. We did manage to have a reasonably civilised discussion at the time However there's no need to insult people and swear at them, I don't care if he's 18 or 38!

I haven't bozoed him because he does sometimes have interesting things to say. If he stuck to that instead of throwing insults around when he's had a bad day.....

king_dice: i'm tempted to say that age in and of itself is irrelevant on the internet, that once you step into a messageboard or chatroom you relinquish any claim to respect simply by virtue of your biology

and even if age IS still of some importance, respect still must be earned to a degree

hell, if some old man insulted me on the street, i'd throw a little something back in his face. any self-respecting individual would

i didn't know freak was an old man until i checked his bio

Remade/Remodeled: [Remember, you can't spell 'stupid' without Stu]: I feel I should reply to this as I was the reason this whole fracas began and becuase I have been called a 'puppy'.

Stu, while you've proven at every point possible that you're not a smart man, I'm going to talk to you like you are... how likely do you think it is that 15 - 20 people hate me enough to vote soley against me in every poll and not for anyone else?

It was clearly the work of a pathetic, vindictive and, most of all, stupid person who thought that such a laughable attempt to write off 'The People's Chapion' would go unnoticed.

I don't even credit you with that much stupidity, Stu.


I think your cronies are far more like puppies than anyone who has supported Twister, Stu...

You make your usual wankery, then Diamond_Dave shows up sounding like a hysterical 5 year old that twister kicked out of a sandpit. Then along comes SLC with a post that was absolutely pathetic.

You can't belittle someone who is twice as intelligent as you are, kids... it just doesn't work.

Dave, you were bitching about 'teenagers' this and Teenagers' that.

You are the 'man' who wrote one long, poorly worded love letter to your girlfriend on the boards and gave us up to the minute threads (not posts, bloody threads!) about the gain and loss of your Bowie tickets...

Who acts more like a stereotypical teenager?

If either of your incoherent babblings about elders and kids and whatnot made any sense (which it didn't), it should be pointed out to you that an 18 year old is offically an adult, not a child.

Soulie's claim that she doesn't jump on bandwagons is possibly 'the champion lie of all time', to quote Spinal Tap, as I can't remember an anti-Twister bandwagon that she hasn't jumped on.


The fact of the matter is, this MB needs people who isn't afraid to call a spade a spade, or an idiot an idiot... otherwise we'd turn into Bnet (something that Diamond_Dave has explicitly expressed a desire to do), and the idea of being part of a mutual blowjob society such as that one is enough to send any poster with half a brain running for the hills.

If you two would like a place where idiocy, hypocrisy and personal posts that should be PMs are welcomed, then Bnet is right over there... I think we'd all appreciate it if you went.


I think you failed to find the right word for those who like twister when you came upon 'puppies', Stu... 'intelligent' is a far more apt one, but clearly it's not a concept that you're too familiar with.

king_dice: [re. Remade/Remodeled]: whew!

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

[king_dice] respect still must be earned to a degree


So are you saying that you respect Twister’s cheating and obnoxious insults? Good puppy!

In reply to:

[anisette] did y'all hear that? that little girl just came outta nowhere and tore his ass up!!!!!


Oh yes, definitely. I’m absolutely crushed by some Hoser slapper Twister puppy telling me that I have small gonads. Since she lives in the frozen north, she probably knows all about them (as they bang on her chin). What a blow! I shall of course mend my ways and never again point out the inescapable fact that Twister is a rude, bullying, cheating asshole after that piece of startling rhetoric. Oh yes, thoroughly chastened am I. Look! a flying pig!

In reply to:

[eraserhead] Comedy writing. You know comedy?


Yes, we know comedy. The problem with most of the Twister puppies is that they wouldn’t know comedy if it rose up and bit them on their bollocks (shrivelled or swollen). Let’s face it, Sven, the puppies do not possess anything resembling a sense of humour. They’re too busy taking themselves (and absolutely everything else) much too seriously.

In reply to:

[eraserhead] And please stop sucking up to Evan and Adam


Hmmm, except if you go back and have a look, it wasn’t the good guys who were doing that, it was the Twister puppies. But then, as a good Twister puppy, the truth doesn’t matter to you does it? Just twist it round to suit your viewpoint. Well trained.

Also, if you go back and have a closer look, you’ll see that all I did when this whole thing in this thread started, was to point out that Twister had openly fiddled the results of a previous poll, making any future result invalid because, if he doesn’t like the result, he’ll just change it to suit himself. I then got attacked by all you loyal little puppies with your witty retorts (“you are a bit of a dickhead” etc). So I defend myself and what happens? I get covered in puppy slaver. Nice. He’s trained you well. Good puppies.

In reply to:

[Sylvanelf] Diamond_Dave just showed up here not because he agrees with 96 (at least I didn't call you freak), but because he is constantly being made fun of by Twister.


Oh yes, “I wish you'd suck your own cock and choke and die” and “you self-obsessed cock-sucker”. Great fun. Very witty indeed. Worthy of Wilde, I’d say. Good puppy, your master will be pleased.

In reply to:

[sky_kisser] Now do you have any more weak points to toss out, or can I slip back into hiding?


Go. Mush!

Dentarthurdent: [To paraphrase the Simpsons priest]: Oh, go and have sex with your wife.

Rather than words comes the thought of high windows


 
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*TW posters fighting head to head—RD5 (08/02—09/02)  Auntie Prism02/16/11 08:25 AM
.*Re: TW posters fighting head to head—RD5 (08/02—09/02)  Cisite02/22/11 09:12 AM
.*TWers: Where are they now?  Auntie Prism02/22/11 02:46 PM
.*Re: TW posters fighting head to head—RD5 (08/02—09/02)  KAdministrator02/18/11 01:18 PM
.*I might actually do worse this time than last  Auntie Prism02/19/11 11:23 AM
.*TW posters fighting head to head—RD5 pt.2  Auntie Prism02/16/11 08:26 AM
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