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Sure, lots of people think they're human, but if only they knew just how often their great great grandmother had been impregnated by dogs, then they wouldn't be so sure. Not just dogs. Horses, elephants, French people, all kinds of disgusting creatures.
I am seriously laughing my ass off! I've never read fanfic before, and this is highly amusing me. Now I can sleep soundly, or have dirty Jareth dreams, either/or.
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart