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he justified lying on the grounds that it's okay to lie if sex is involved, which comes on page one of the rule book on how to be a man. if women ever read men's entire rulebook they'd be sickened and never touch a man again.
for the benifit of the female members (and in order to help control the worlds population) i would like to add, for further reference, excerpts from the aforementioned rulebook's dictionary section:
when boys say... # "your eyes are so beautiful", it means: "i would like to bag you, so i'm giving you a compliment you'll believe".
# "i would really like to get to know you better", it means: "i would like to fuck you more than once".
# "there's noone as beautiful as you", it means: "there's noone i'll have a better chance at getting laid with than you".
# "no, you don't look fat in those pants", it means: "i know i'll get in trouble if i tell you your arse looks pretty chubby".
# "of course - you're right", i means: "shut up - soccer is on".
# "do you think infidelity is wrong?", it means: "would you get mad if i told you, i'd been with someone else?"
# "i'm a bit of a gourmet", it means: "i heat my baked beans before i eat them from the tin".
# "i'm not one or long relationships", it means: "i'll leave right after sex".
# "you're just too good for me", it means: "i'm just too good for you".
# "i dont think love can be expressed through material things", it means: "i'm cheap on gifts, but i make it sound like philosophy".
btw - twister: excellent fanfic.
Vir prudens non contra orage mingit
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