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PHOENIX
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03/09/02 07:45 PM
Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it [re: PHOENIX]  

CHAPTER 72

David Bowie was dead.

It had all started with him attempting to write a new song in bed, as Blaather continued reading his book. He had penned a few lines already;

the clouds in the sky are white; the sun is really bright; the trees in the ground are green; the critics are really mean...

when the realisation came to him, "This is really crap! Where did my creativity go!?"

Blaather, in a bit of a panic, decided to distract him with more lovemaking.

"David honey, they said our kind of love was no fun, but our love comes from above...lets make love....{boooiiiing}"

This time, with his new found creativity sucked directly from David's tongue, the love-making was cosmic. So cosmic in fact that when it was over David lay still and quite, no breath coming from his clenched lips. We can skip the portion where Blaather shook him and screamed at him to wake up, it's in every second movie out there so readers are just encouraged to pop one into the VCR and picture David Bowie and a transvestite midget in the place of Jeremy Irons and Sigourney Weaver.

"uh-oh" Blaather whispered. "I don't think Iggy will be pleased with this".

No he wouldn't. When you kill the god of all universes there's bound to be someone a little upset with you however, so after a few tears Blaather found he was quite cheerful again. No point in letting these small things get you down. He went to the phone to call Nyartholep.

Nyar seemed distracted on the other end of the line, and he mentioned to Blaather that there was a thunder storm happening over on his end, then Blaather heard a powerful ZAPPPPP!!!!! noise and a scream of agony. He hung up, convinced that fate wanted him to keep Bowie's death a secret.

Perhaps....he could live out his dream....and BE Bowie.

CHAPTER 73

Mick and Hermoine were making love. (Yes, it's the really sexy part of the story isn't it). To anyone who finds this hot, please remember that both of them are near 60, their moans were more to do with arthritis than pleasure.

"Ohhhhh David!" Hermoine shouted, reminding Mick of something important he'd temporarily forgotten. The concert in the Bahamas.

He knew that David would have become a little distracted by the events surrounding him, as he often did, and that it was up to Mick to get this guy out of the mess he was in and on a plane to his concert in the Bahamas, which was very important. In fact, the fate of all the universes depended apon it.

Of course, Mick had gotten a little distracted himself. There is just no justifying the death of every living being ever created, even when the attempted justification is casual sex. Hermoine, after tasting the fruits of Micks tongue would have disagreed however.

"Herm, can you fly a plane? More specifically a Harrier Jet?"

"No Mick, but how long can it take to learn really?"

"You have just a small amount of time really. Look, in the basement you'll find the laundry, there in the corner there is a Harrier Jet simulator, it takes three quarters. Learn how to fly this baby and take mine which is parked on top of the building. You see, I expect that by now Alex has learned about her ability to fly, and that means the air force will have scrambled some jets to intercept her. Herm, you have to destroy these jets!"

"What are you going to do?"

"I have to get David to his concert in the Bahamas, something wonderful is about to happen"

CHAPTER 74

The police car hurtled down the highway at high speed, reletively speaking. If you compared the speed of the car with the speed of light, then - The police car hurtled down the highway at a dramatically low speed, hardly seeming to move at all.

On the top was strapped a water tank. A few people still tried to crawl out of it, and met with a rather unfortunate fate.

Inside were Reale and Father McKenzie. They were on their way to Bowie's mansion, but had decided to take a detour when they heard over the radio what was happening at the nearest Seven-Eleven. Apparently some kind of rally. A guitar burning.

"Oh no....." the Father shakily breathed, "Please don't let it be bass guitars as well as all the others.

"There seems to be especially a lot of bass guitars in the burning pile." The crackly voice over the radio observed.

"We're doomed, doooooomed I tell you" McKenzie cried out. With no bass guitars on this planet, how could anyone become enlightened?

Reale had something other than bass guitars on his mind. To nab UNCLE ARTHUR. It was something that was the ultimate in law enforcement. The equivalent of a film winning 20 academy awards, the equivalent of a soccer team winning 123-0, the equivalent of Michael Jackson bringing out a No 1 single ever again.

He stepped a little more on the gas, people flew out of the smokestack like appendage on top of the car one after the other.

On their way they passed a nude guy crawling out of a rubbish bin filled with water. Not an uncommon sight, but this one was Evil Pop, and he saw the significance of the smokestack like appendage. And saw where the police car was headed.

It looked like he'd be taking a small detour on his way to the Bahamas.

TO BE CONTINUED...

"Another misconception is that flying brains will get tangled in your hair."


 
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*Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it (kept)  PHOENIX06/29/01 02:17 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  Cisite12/21/01 04:03 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX01/01/02 07:46 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX01/27/02 08:24 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX03/05/02 04:07 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX03/08/02 03:39 AM
..Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX03/09/02 07:45 PM
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.*Paperback writer  White Prism08/29/04 12:28 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/23/04 06:13 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX11/01/04 10:53 PM
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.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX11/02/04 03:23 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX11/08/04 01:45 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/23/04 06:19 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/23/04 06:23 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX08/27/04 02:56 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX08/27/04 03:11 AM
.*My brain just died of happiness  SugarPlumFairy08/03/04 05:43 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  glitter033006/30/01 02:55 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/01/01 05:20 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/02/01 11:02 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  SugarPlumFairy07/03/01 04:46 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/04/01 10:36 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/09/01 09:35 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  SugarPlumFairy07/10/01 02:14 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/16/01 05:30 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/18/01 04:28 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX07/20/01 04:43 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX08/08/01 10:11 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  Tristan08/09/01 01:00 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX08/09/01 08:49 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX08/13/01 03:39 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  Echoes Of A Fairy08/14/01 05:39 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX08/23/01 10:31 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX08/28/01 02:57 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX10/04/01 04:46 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  Lady_Rowena10/13/01 10:00 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX11/23/01 10:55 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX12/07/01 11:43 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX12/09/01 04:08 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  Starlight69612/16/01 04:30 AM
.*Very Much Appreciated  PHOENIX12/17/01 00:00 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX12/13/01 10:42 PM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX12/17/01 00:07 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  PHOENIX12/20/01 10:10 PM
.*Jetsetter.  Tristan08/14/01 08:24 PM
.*lol  Sylvanelf07/03/01 01:28 AM
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.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  glitter033006/29/01 07:33 AM
.*Re: Pop Goes The God - A story with Bowie in it  SugarPlumFairy06/29/01 08:02 AM
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