I couldn't think of how to parody you, Greg...maybe you're simply unparodiable.

But here is a picture of you as a Bond villain. I have never seen a Bond movie, so I don't know if I got it right. But you do have an evil eyebrow-cat. And the Head is assisting you in your evil schemes.


And you have pretty pink legs.



It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.