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elvenlass
(stardust savant)
10/01/04 07:36 PM
EVIL CAVE!!! [re: schizophrenic]  

Feeling a little squished in schizo's car, Elvenlass adjusts herself between RealThing and Pablo.

Elvenlass: Uh, Schizo, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to pick up soooo many people. I mean, do you REALLY need your laywer here?

Schizo: Yes.

Elvenlass: I see. Ummm...do you know where you're going, little freak?

Schizo: No.

Elvenlass: Would you like to know where to go?

Schizo: Yes.

Elvenlass: Make a right turn towards that small little street over there. Keep going on that street for a while.

*after 30 minutes on that street, the carload of TWers approach a sign pointing them to the right direction, or the wrong one, it all depends*

Schizo: The sign reads, "Mansion on the hill, turn left. Dark, Deadly, and Evil Cave, turn right." That's weird. There's a dark cave to our LEFT, and I see a mansion on a hill to our RIGHT. Maybe the person who made the sign screwed up.

RealThing: Uh, I don't know about that. You're right, the places are in the opposite directions the sign says, but I don't know if...

Elvenlass: Maybe you should just follow what the sign says.

Schizo: Are you crazy? Look! To the left is a scary cave. To the right is the mansion on top of a hill. I may be a silly random dude, but I'm not blind!

Omar: Calm down, Schizo.

Schizo: No YOU calm down!!! I'm going to the right, where I see the mansion. Screw this sign!

As then drove past the sign, the scenery began to change drastically. Schizo thought he was driving towards the hill and away from the cave, but in fact, he drove straight into it. The air suddenly felt and smelled hot, damp, and fetid, like steaming carcasses have been decomposing here for ages. Yet it was so incredibly dark that no one could see anything past their noses.

Elvenlass: Uh, question: Doesn't this place look an awful lot like the cave the sign was pointing to?

Schizo: Answer: Shut up.

Elvenlass: You should have trusted the sign, my friend. Put your headlights on.

Schizo: Uh, they don't work.

Pablo: Try to back up, maybe we could just get out of it.

*Schizo backed up and up and up and up, but he didn't seem to be getting anywhere.*

RealThing: Are you even pressing the gas?

Schizo: *mimicking obnoxiously* Are you even pressing the gas? Of course I'm pressing the gas! We're just not going anywhere!

After Schizo uttered that last word, everyone in the car heard a strange sound. A sick, spine-tingling, breathy whisper that seemed pass into each of their ears. All the TWers suddenly felt the hairs on their body stand up as they searched around in the darkness for a sense of what violated them with that eerie noise...





"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref



 
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*Round Robin - TW Halloween (kept)  JarethsGirl09/28/04 01:49 AM
.*Edit...  Strawman10/01/04 03:27 PM
.*Are you pondering what I'm pondering?  SugarPlumFairy09/28/04 06:56 PM
.*antici.............  JarethsGirl09/29/04 03:29 AM
.*Re: antici.............  elvenlass09/29/04 11:41 PM
.*Re: antici.............  schizophrenic09/30/04 03:36 PM
.*Re: antici.............  RealThing10/01/04 12:06 PM
.*Meanwhile...  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 12:50 PM
.*Sys, I love you.  SugarPlumFairy10/01/04 04:22 PM
.*I know.  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 04:31 PM
.*I want in .. can I?  ChesireCat10/01/04 04:55 PM
.*Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SysiyoModerator10/02/04 05:49 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SugarPlumFairy10/02/04 08:35 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  elvenlass10/02/04 01:00 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:51 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  pablopicasso10/02/04 02:05 PM
.*...and as they got to the top of the hill...  ChesireCat10/02/04 09:34 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  JarethsGirl10/02/04 10:58 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  blacktropic8410/03/04 02:26 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  pablopicasso10/03/04 04:06 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  elvenlass10/03/04 01:25 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  SysiyoModerator10/03/04 01:38 PM
.*With a screech the door opened to reveal...  SugarPlumFairy10/03/04 03:27 PM
.*Re: With a screech the door opened to reveal...  pablopicasso10/03/04 03:51 PM
.*He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  TalentedChild10/03/04 06:23 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  RealThing10/03/04 06:41 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  elvenlass10/03/04 08:55 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  schizophrenic10/03/04 09:26 PM
.*Bend over, Buddy.  elvenlass10/03/04 09:47 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  blacktropic8410/03/04 09:52 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  OleanderWhoosh10/03/04 10:09 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  Kristin Machina10/03/04 10:35 PM
.*Lube your Jiffys!  JarethsGirl10/03/04 11:13 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  elvenlass10/03/04 11:29 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 03:46 AM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  JollyGood10/04/04 11:33 AM
.*I'm horny, sorry.  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 12:16 PM
.*I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  ChesireCat10/04/04 02:44 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/04/04 03:28 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  blacktropic8410/04/04 10:34 PM
.*They call them the Diamond Dogs   JollyGood10/08/04 09:50 AM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 02:34 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   Dan Dare10/08/04 03:11 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 03:20 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   RealThing10/11/04 02:48 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/14/04 02:08 PM
.*I'm back..  JarethsGirl10/18/04 00:01 AM
.*Re: I'm back..  elvenlass10/18/04 10:47 PM
.*Re: I'm back..  RealThing10/19/04 10:57 AM
.*This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  JarethsGirl10/26/04 02:42 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  blacktropic8410/28/04 02:48 AM
.*Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  JarethsGirl10/29/04 01:12 AM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  elvenlass10/30/04 12:12 PM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  blacktropic8411/02/04 01:22 AM
.*Even more fruitless efforts to revive this story..  ChesireCat11/02/04 08:39 AM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  SysiyoModerator11/02/04 01:05 PM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  elvenlass11/02/04 10:27 PM
.*...drastic times call for...  ChesireCat11/03/04 09:55 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Week  schizophrenic10/28/04 03:43 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   th0mas10/16/04 08:41 AM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   OleanderWhoosh10/17/04 09:16 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   blacktropic8410/17/04 09:21 PM
.*This thread = dead.  schizophrenic10/17/04 10:31 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   TalentedChild10/11/04 06:43 PM
.*"I'm glad that you're older than me"  TalentedChild10/11/04 07:15 PM
.*Re: "I'm glad that you're older than me"  SysiyoModerator10/13/04 10:40 AM
.*Weebl and Bob reference!  SysiyoModerator10/05/04 07:12 AM
.*Orgy edit (that's OK) ... and more  ChesireCat10/05/04 09:27 AM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  elvenlass10/04/04 11:50 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/05/04 12:45 PM
.*TC finds Oleander  TalentedChild10/06/04 03:30 PM
.*Re: TC finds Oleander  OleanderWhoosh10/06/04 10:14 PM
.*Merging two threads together  Kristin Machina10/08/04 01:44 AM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  OleanderWhoosh10/04/04 10:27 PM
.*Still somewhere else on this planet  th0mas10/02/04 07:09 AM
.*A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:22 PM
.*Re: A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:30 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  pablopicasso10/01/04 01:48 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  schizophrenic10/01/04 03:13 PM
..EVIL CAVE!!!  elvenlass10/01/04 07:36 PM
.*Re: EVIL CAVE!!!  blacktropic8410/01/04 08:44 PM
.*Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JarethsGirl10/01/04 11:50 PM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  elvenlass10/02/04 01:08 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JollyGood10/02/04 07:25 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:33 AM
.*Re: Round Robin - TW Halloween  SysiyoModerator09/28/04 03:11 AM
.*EEEEEEE!  schizophrenic09/28/04 05:43 PM
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