Blacktropic84 stood against a wall, sliding himself between two rocks rapidly. As he did this, he moaned, starting with a whisper but then as the intensity grew, he moaned even louder.

Elvenlass: Hello?! Is somebody there?
Blacktropic84: Dammit! How do i keep getting caught !?!?!
Schizo: I hope you dont mean what i think you mean
Blacktropic84: me too
Elvenlass: Who are you?
Blacktropic84: Why, it's me, Blacktropic from TW, i can recognise your sexy voice Elvenlass
Schizo: Come again? Who are you!
Blacktropic84: Blacktropic84 from TeenageWildlife!
Pablo: I dont think i know you
RealThing: Didn't you eat a puppy dog?
Blacktropic84: No ..... im the bisexual pervert who writes crappy songs
Schizo: OOOH! Blacktropic84!!!
Elvenlass: I remember you now!
Pablo: So what are you doing in this cave?
Blacktropic84: Uhh .... making an art project for class
RealThing: You got supplies?
Blacktropic84: I have some glue
Elvenlass: Well, we are lost, we are trying to go to a TW party
Blacktropic84: TW party! Why wasnt I invited?
Schizo: B'cos noone likes you

At that, a creepy old voice from deeper in the cave began speaking . . . . .

Andy! Can I have a cup of coffee? ..... And a drummer?

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