Meanwhile..

Jarethsgirl hustled to the study, an overnight bag in hand with her homemade costume packed inside. She went over her mental checklist, "Coffee machine - off, Garage door - closed, Mapquest directions to the mansion at the top of the hill - check, Fed-Ex package filled with explosives on route to Strawman's house - check.... I'll give him Kaboom, AHAHAHAHAHA! ....::clears throat::..... Ha..... and I left enough food in the fishtank to last Hootie a week.. ::hums "Taking Care of Business" for a few minutes::

She stepped to the bookcase and searched for the spine labelled, "Pull This To Get To Top Secret Laby-Lair." She tilted the book and was twirled into a darkened cave.
"To the Labyrinth-Mobile!"
The decked out silver VW came bolting from the shadows, "Scary Monsters" blasting from inside. She jumped in and flew from the cave like a bat outta hell and soon was coasting through the streets of Pittsburgh.

After a short time, she faced the same fork in the road Schizo's troup had come to. "Well.. the sign SAYS... No, no, that's ridiculous. Why would I drive into a scary ass cave all by my lonesome just because the sign SAYS it's the mansion. I can clearly see that it isn't... but still, why would anyone want to mislead the partygoers? This is a doozy... OOO! A butterfly!"

She sped up the hill towards the mansion, hanging out the window with a net in hand. But the butterfly was gone. And soon, everything around her became dark and ominous. "Onstar! Where am I!?" she called out. Her dashboard replied, "Run bitch, ruunnnnn!"

JG abandoned the Labyrinth-Mobile and started running through the cave.. then after several paces decided a brisk walk would be just as good. She pierced through the shadows, guided by one of those pumpkin lights trick-or-treaters carry around. "Helloooo? Anyone there? ...Please somebody, answer me!!!!!"

PMs make my pulse quicken.