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elvenlass
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10/02/04 01:08 AM
Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend! [re: JarethsGirl]  

JarethsGirl listened for a while and heard something from not so far off in the black distance.

Elvenlass: Hello?! Who are you?

JarethsGirl: Uhh...this is JarethsGirl. Are you a ghost?

Elvenlass: Ghost my ass, JarethsGirl, this is Elvenlass!

JarethsGirl: Oh my god!

*by this time JarethsGirl had found the car with Pablo, Schizo, Omar, RealThing, BlackTropic, and Elvenlass*

Elvenlass: What the hell is going on?

JarethsGirl: I have no idea, but I think it has to do with those three tests that seafoam suit guy was talking about.

BlackTropic: Wait, you know that seafoam suit guy? What exactly did he tell you?

JarethsGirl: To tell you the truth he freaked me out with all the nonsense he told me. He said there would be three tests upon entrance to the mansion, and that the house had a mind of it's own, and something about the owers of the house from 1806 or something being corpsy.

RealThing: Do you think they had beer in the early 1800's?

Schizo: Dude, I know random, and that was pretty random. Why are you even thinking about beer right now? We're stuck in a nauseatingly evil cave with no hopes of getting out.

Pablo: Do you think this was our first test? We failed, obviously. I think we should have trusted the directions.

Schizo: Oh sure, a whole test devoted to our trust in a street sign. Please.

Elvenlass: No, he's right. This has got to be the first test. All we've got to do now is get out and move onto the next one. Follow me you guys!

*and with that, everyone reluctantly got out of the car and started walking slowly around the cave*

All of a sudden, Omar cries out in pain and shock, there's a THUD to the ground, and then everything is silent...

"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref



 
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*Round Robin - TW Halloween (kept)  JarethsGirl09/28/04 01:49 AM
.*Edit...  Strawman10/01/04 03:27 PM
.*Are you pondering what I'm pondering?  SugarPlumFairy09/28/04 06:56 PM
.*antici.............  JarethsGirl09/29/04 03:29 AM
.*Re: antici.............  elvenlass09/29/04 11:41 PM
.*Re: antici.............  schizophrenic09/30/04 03:36 PM
.*Re: antici.............  RealThing10/01/04 12:06 PM
.*Meanwhile...  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 12:50 PM
.*Sys, I love you.  SugarPlumFairy10/01/04 04:22 PM
.*I know.  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 04:31 PM
.*I want in .. can I?  ChesireCat10/01/04 04:55 PM
.*Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SysiyoModerator10/02/04 05:49 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SugarPlumFairy10/02/04 08:35 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  elvenlass10/02/04 01:00 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:51 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  pablopicasso10/02/04 02:05 PM
.*...and as they got to the top of the hill...  ChesireCat10/02/04 09:34 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  JarethsGirl10/02/04 10:58 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  blacktropic8410/03/04 02:26 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  pablopicasso10/03/04 04:06 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  elvenlass10/03/04 01:25 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  SysiyoModerator10/03/04 01:38 PM
.*With a screech the door opened to reveal...  SugarPlumFairy10/03/04 03:27 PM
.*Re: With a screech the door opened to reveal...  pablopicasso10/03/04 03:51 PM
.*He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  TalentedChild10/03/04 06:23 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  RealThing10/03/04 06:41 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  elvenlass10/03/04 08:55 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  schizophrenic10/03/04 09:26 PM
.*Bend over, Buddy.  elvenlass10/03/04 09:47 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  blacktropic8410/03/04 09:52 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  OleanderWhoosh10/03/04 10:09 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  Kristin Machina10/03/04 10:35 PM
.*Lube your Jiffys!  JarethsGirl10/03/04 11:13 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  elvenlass10/03/04 11:29 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 03:46 AM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  JollyGood10/04/04 11:33 AM
.*I'm horny, sorry.  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 12:16 PM
.*I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  ChesireCat10/04/04 02:44 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/04/04 03:28 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  blacktropic8410/04/04 10:34 PM
.*They call them the Diamond Dogs   JollyGood10/08/04 09:50 AM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 02:34 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   Dan Dare10/08/04 03:11 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 03:20 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   RealThing10/11/04 02:48 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/14/04 02:08 PM
.*I'm back..  JarethsGirl10/18/04 00:01 AM
.*Re: I'm back..  elvenlass10/18/04 10:47 PM
.*Re: I'm back..  RealThing10/19/04 10:57 AM
.*This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  JarethsGirl10/26/04 02:42 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  blacktropic8410/28/04 02:48 AM
.*Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  JarethsGirl10/29/04 01:12 AM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  elvenlass10/30/04 12:12 PM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  blacktropic8411/02/04 01:22 AM
.*Even more fruitless efforts to revive this story..  ChesireCat11/02/04 08:39 AM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  SysiyoModerator11/02/04 01:05 PM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  elvenlass11/02/04 10:27 PM
.*...drastic times call for...  ChesireCat11/03/04 09:55 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Week  schizophrenic10/28/04 03:43 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   th0mas10/16/04 08:41 AM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   OleanderWhoosh10/17/04 09:16 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   blacktropic8410/17/04 09:21 PM
.*This thread = dead.  schizophrenic10/17/04 10:31 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   TalentedChild10/11/04 06:43 PM
.*"I'm glad that you're older than me"  TalentedChild10/11/04 07:15 PM
.*Re: "I'm glad that you're older than me"  SysiyoModerator10/13/04 10:40 AM
.*Weebl and Bob reference!  SysiyoModerator10/05/04 07:12 AM
.*Orgy edit (that's OK) ... and more  ChesireCat10/05/04 09:27 AM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  elvenlass10/04/04 11:50 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/05/04 12:45 PM
.*TC finds Oleander  TalentedChild10/06/04 03:30 PM
.*Re: TC finds Oleander  OleanderWhoosh10/06/04 10:14 PM
.*Merging two threads together  Kristin Machina10/08/04 01:44 AM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  OleanderWhoosh10/04/04 10:27 PM
.*Still somewhere else on this planet  th0mas10/02/04 07:09 AM
.*A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:22 PM
.*Re: A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:30 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  pablopicasso10/01/04 01:48 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  schizophrenic10/01/04 03:13 PM
.*EVIL CAVE!!!  elvenlass10/01/04 07:36 PM
.*Re: EVIL CAVE!!!  blacktropic8410/01/04 08:44 PM
.*Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JarethsGirl10/01/04 11:50 PM
..Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  elvenlass10/02/04 01:08 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JollyGood10/02/04 07:25 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:33 AM
.*Re: Round Robin - TW Halloween  SysiyoModerator09/28/04 03:11 AM
.*EEEEEEE!  schizophrenic09/28/04 05:43 PM
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