JarethsGirl listened for a while and heard something from not so far off in the black distance.
Elvenlass: Hello?! Who are you?
JarethsGirl: Uhh...this is JarethsGirl. Are you a ghost?
Elvenlass: Ghost my ass, JarethsGirl, this is Elvenlass!
JarethsGirl: Oh my god!
*by this time JarethsGirl had found the car with Pablo, Schizo, Omar, RealThing, BlackTropic, and Elvenlass*
Elvenlass: What the hell is going on?
JarethsGirl: I have no idea, but I think it has to do with those three tests that seafoam suit guy was talking about.
BlackTropic: Wait, you know that seafoam suit guy? What exactly did he tell you?
JarethsGirl: To tell you the truth he freaked me out with all the nonsense he told me. He said there would be three tests upon entrance to the mansion, and that the house had a mind of it's own, and something about the owers of the house from 1806 or something being corpsy.
RealThing: Do you think they had beer in the early 1800's?
Schizo: Dude, I know random, and that was pretty random. Why are you even thinking about beer right now? We're stuck in a nauseatingly evil cave with no hopes of getting out.
Pablo: Do you think this was our first test? We failed, obviously. I think we should have trusted the directions.
Schizo: Oh sure, a whole test devoted to our trust in a street sign. Please.
Elvenlass: No, he's right. This has got to be the first test. All we've got to do now is get out and move onto the next one. Follow me you guys!
*and with that, everyone reluctantly got out of the car and started walking slowly around the cave*
All of a sudden, Omar cries out in pain and shock, there's a THUD to the ground, and then everything is silent...
"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref