*when Sys, Sugar, Bowie and the handpuppets reached everyone else*
Elvenlass: Holy crap! What happened?!
Bowie: I don't know exactly, but when we crashed, I think I landed hard on my rump or something, because it's really sore.
*Suger glares at Sys who is laughing to himself*
Sugar: It's a long story, but we're here now.
JollyGood: So what now?
Schizo: Well my car is gone now, you bastards. It seems like the only way to proceed is to climb up this muddy hill on foot.
JarethsGirl: Fine, let's go.
All the TWers, Bowie, and the handpuppets (though technically they have no feet) started walking up the muddy, slippery hill. After about an hour, they realized that again, they weren't going ANYWHERE! The mud was so slippery that they kept sliding right back down to where they started.
JollyGood: If this doesn't work, we at least have some good mud for mudwrestling!
Pablo: What a positive suggestion. No.
As Bowie tried to descend the hill, Sys got on the ground right behind him so that his face was close enough to his behind so he could examine his ass.
Sugar: Sys! Stop that. That's enough!
Schizo: No wait! That's brilliant! We learned this teambuilding exercise at Boyscouts a few years ago.
Elvenlass: You're a boyscout?
Schizo: Our scoutmaster fondled me...
Elvenlass: I'm sorry.
Schizo: Anyway! There was this teambuilding exercise where we had to climb a muddy hill like this one, and we kind of had to make a snake up the hill and connect our bodies so that there would be a bunch of people lying flat up the hill, and then other people could walk on top of them!
JarethsGirl: The hill is several hundred feet high. We only have like...a dozen of us at the most.
Jedi Bowie: Step aside.
And with that, Bowie started concentrating upside down with the Cheshire Cat standing on his feet. Then all of a sudden, things started moving! The mud was forming and reforming, and rocks and boulders were flying in from far away. When bowie was done, he had created a highly elaborate step system that made it so much easier to climb up the hill.
Jarethsgirl: Thank god!
Schizo: You piece of shit! You knew how to do something like that and you let us stumble around in the mud for hours!!!
Jedi Bowie: Sorry, it was sexy.
Schizo:...Omar, sue him.
Elvenlass: Calm down you guys. Let's just get up to the house...
But before they started climbing, a car SCREECHED down the road towards them, and out comes Th0mas!
Th0mas: Hey, I made it just in time!
Elvenlass: Wait, where did you come from? You made it out of the cave with your car?
Th0mas: You're not saying that you guys didn't follow the street sign, are you? *chuckling to himself* You really need to have more faith in signs, and be more aware of the concept of illusion.
Th0mas: So what now?
They all pointed up the stairs and towards the mansion...
"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref