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schizophrenic
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10/03/04 09:26 PM
Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!! [re: elvenlass]  

Just then, a shot rang out through the air and the werewolf fell to the floor. All the TWers turned to Schizo, who had a smoking gun in his hands. By now, he had shed his Batman costume to reveal an elegant white suit topped by a ridiculous red dickie bow.

Elvenlass: Lemme guess. Bruce Wayne?
Schizo: Actually, Gary Numan from the cover of 'The Fury'. Close enough, though.
Sysiyo: Gee, sorry about your lawyer.
Schizo: That's fine. I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of him...
RealThing: What are you talking about? He's dead!
Schizo: Oh, right. Shit.

Suddenly, hideous laughter echoed through the air.

Hideous echoey voice: Fools! This is all part of the plan!
JarethsGirl: What the hell are you -

But before she could finish, the walls began to melt away to reveal densely intertwined sheets of metal. Suddenly, the TWers realized they weren't in a mansion at all...but a cage!

Dun dun dun DUUUUUN!

Pablo: What the - hey, does anyone -
Elvenlass: Look!

And all the TWers turned to look at what once was David Bowie, but now revealed itself as something so hideously evil, that to gaze upon it induced horrific waves of pure puking terror!

Schizo: BLEEEEEAAAAUUUUGH! It's Richard Simmons!
SugarPlumFairy: BLOOOOORF! Then that means -
Sysiyo: BlAAAAARF! I was assraping Richard Simmons! FLAAAAAAAALKGHUDFLBKJNMF;GNL!CVRRAAAALKBNXCY0O98U6-P!
Schizo: I've got to say that has to rank as one of the oddest vomits I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of strange vomiting.
PHOENIX: Did someone say "Vomit"?
th0mas: How the hell did you get here?
PHOENIX:...I don't know...
Hideous echoey voice: SILENCE! You have all taken the bait and fallen for my diabolical scheme! Everything after you left the cave has been nothing but a jedi mind trick!
Schizo: Does that mean Omar's still alive?
Voice: No. No it doesn't.
Schizo: Damn.
TalentedChild: So why did you do this?
Voice: The explanation is simple, my dear. You see...


Nyeeeeeeaaaagh.


 
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*Round Robin - TW Halloween (kept)  JarethsGirl09/28/04 01:49 AM
.*Edit...  Strawman10/01/04 03:27 PM
.*Are you pondering what I'm pondering?  SugarPlumFairy09/28/04 06:56 PM
.*antici.............  JarethsGirl09/29/04 03:29 AM
.*Re: antici.............  elvenlass09/29/04 11:41 PM
.*Re: antici.............  schizophrenic09/30/04 03:36 PM
.*Re: antici.............  RealThing10/01/04 12:06 PM
.*Meanwhile...  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 12:50 PM
.*Sys, I love you.  SugarPlumFairy10/01/04 04:22 PM
.*I know.  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 04:31 PM
.*I want in .. can I?  ChesireCat10/01/04 04:55 PM
.*Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SysiyoModerator10/02/04 05:49 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SugarPlumFairy10/02/04 08:35 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  elvenlass10/02/04 01:00 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:51 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  pablopicasso10/02/04 02:05 PM
.*...and as they got to the top of the hill...  ChesireCat10/02/04 09:34 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  JarethsGirl10/02/04 10:58 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  blacktropic8410/03/04 02:26 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  pablopicasso10/03/04 04:06 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  elvenlass10/03/04 01:25 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  SysiyoModerator10/03/04 01:38 PM
.*With a screech the door opened to reveal...  SugarPlumFairy10/03/04 03:27 PM
.*Re: With a screech the door opened to reveal...  pablopicasso10/03/04 03:51 PM
.*He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  TalentedChild10/03/04 06:23 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  RealThing10/03/04 06:41 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  elvenlass10/03/04 08:55 PM
..Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  schizophrenic10/03/04 09:26 PM
.*Bend over, Buddy.  elvenlass10/03/04 09:47 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  blacktropic8410/03/04 09:52 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  OleanderWhoosh10/03/04 10:09 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  Kristin Machina10/03/04 10:35 PM
.*Lube your Jiffys!  JarethsGirl10/03/04 11:13 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  elvenlass10/03/04 11:29 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 03:46 AM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  JollyGood10/04/04 11:33 AM
.*I'm horny, sorry.  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 12:16 PM
.*I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  ChesireCat10/04/04 02:44 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/04/04 03:28 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  blacktropic8410/04/04 10:34 PM
.*They call them the Diamond Dogs   JollyGood10/08/04 09:50 AM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 02:34 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   Dan Dare10/08/04 03:11 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 03:20 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   RealThing10/11/04 02:48 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/14/04 02:08 PM
.*I'm back..  JarethsGirl10/18/04 00:01 AM
.*Re: I'm back..  elvenlass10/18/04 10:47 PM
.*Re: I'm back..  RealThing10/19/04 10:57 AM
.*This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  JarethsGirl10/26/04 02:42 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  blacktropic8410/28/04 02:48 AM
.*Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  JarethsGirl10/29/04 01:12 AM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  elvenlass10/30/04 12:12 PM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  blacktropic8411/02/04 01:22 AM
.*Even more fruitless efforts to revive this story..  ChesireCat11/02/04 08:39 AM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  SysiyoModerator11/02/04 01:05 PM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  elvenlass11/02/04 10:27 PM
.*...drastic times call for...  ChesireCat11/03/04 09:55 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Week  schizophrenic10/28/04 03:43 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   th0mas10/16/04 08:41 AM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   OleanderWhoosh10/17/04 09:16 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   blacktropic8410/17/04 09:21 PM
.*This thread = dead.  schizophrenic10/17/04 10:31 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   TalentedChild10/11/04 06:43 PM
.*"I'm glad that you're older than me"  TalentedChild10/11/04 07:15 PM
.*Re: "I'm glad that you're older than me"  SysiyoModerator10/13/04 10:40 AM
.*Weebl and Bob reference!  SysiyoModerator10/05/04 07:12 AM
.*Orgy edit (that's OK) ... and more  ChesireCat10/05/04 09:27 AM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  elvenlass10/04/04 11:50 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/05/04 12:45 PM
.*TC finds Oleander  TalentedChild10/06/04 03:30 PM
.*Re: TC finds Oleander  OleanderWhoosh10/06/04 10:14 PM
.*Merging two threads together  Kristin Machina10/08/04 01:44 AM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  OleanderWhoosh10/04/04 10:27 PM
.*Still somewhere else on this planet  th0mas10/02/04 07:09 AM
.*A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:22 PM
.*Re: A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:30 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  pablopicasso10/01/04 01:48 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  schizophrenic10/01/04 03:13 PM
.*EVIL CAVE!!!  elvenlass10/01/04 07:36 PM
.*Re: EVIL CAVE!!!  blacktropic8410/01/04 08:44 PM
.*Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JarethsGirl10/01/04 11:50 PM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  elvenlass10/02/04 01:08 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JollyGood10/02/04 07:25 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:33 AM
.*Re: Round Robin - TW Halloween  SysiyoModerator09/28/04 03:11 AM
.*EEEEEEE!  schizophrenic09/28/04 05:43 PM
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