Just then, a shot rang out through the air and the werewolf fell to the floor. All the TWers turned to Schizo, who had a smoking gun in his hands. By now, he had shed his Batman costume to reveal an elegant white suit topped by a ridiculous red dickie bow.

Elvenlass: Lemme guess. Bruce Wayne?
Schizo: Actually, Gary Numan from the cover of 'The Fury'. Close enough, though.
Sysiyo: Gee, sorry about your lawyer.
Schizo: That's fine. I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of him...
RealThing: What are you talking about? He's dead!
Schizo: Oh, right. Shit.

Suddenly, hideous laughter echoed through the air.

Hideous echoey voice: Fools! This is all part of the plan!
JarethsGirl: What the hell are you -

But before she could finish, the walls began to melt away to reveal densely intertwined sheets of metal. Suddenly, the TWers realized they weren't in a mansion at all...but a cage!

Dun dun dun DUUUUUN!

Pablo: What the - hey, does anyone -
Elvenlass: Look!

And all the TWers turned to look at what once was David Bowie, but now revealed itself as something so hideously evil, that to gaze upon it induced horrific waves of pure puking terror!

Schizo: BLEEEEEAAAAUUUUGH! It's Richard Simmons!
SugarPlumFairy: BLOOOOORF! Then that means -
Sysiyo: BlAAAAARF! I was assraping Richard Simmons! FLAAAAAAAALKGHUDFLBKJNMF;GNL!CVRRAAAALKBNXCY0O98U6-P!
Schizo: I've got to say that has to rank as one of the oddest vomits I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of strange vomiting.
PHOENIX: Did someone say "Vomit"?
th0mas: How the hell did you get here?
PHOENIX:...I don't know...
Hideous echoey voice: SILENCE! You have all taken the bait and fallen for my diabolical scheme! Everything after you left the cave has been nothing but a jedi mind trick!
Schizo: Does that mean Omar's still alive?
Voice: No. No it doesn't.
Schizo: Damn.
TalentedChild: So why did you do this?
Voice: The explanation is simple, my dear. You see...


Nyeeeeeeaaaagh.