Voice: ...Richard Simmons is a very lonely man. He has been pestering me with his gay antics for a decade. He said he wouldn't leave until he's had his fill of P-L-E-A-S-U-R-E. That's where you guys come in. He's already had a taste of you guys when this stud here *everyone looks at Sys* had a brief encounter with him in the airplane restroom. He won't leave until he's finished with you all. And neither will you!!! Mwahahahaha!

Elvenlass: But that means us girls are off the hook, right? I mean, Richard Simmons is gay.

Voice: Thank you for bringing that up.

**********POOF************

Voice: Is that better?

Elvenlass: *with a significantly lower voice* WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm a dude! Holy shit on toast! *looks inside her pants* PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the other females of the group shriek in horror as they look upon themselves. They are all male.

RealThing: Elvenlass, you piece of shit! Please tell me I'm drunk!

Sugar: Please tell me I'm dreaming!

Voice: QUIET!!! For once, I will have peace and quiet, and this obnoxious man won't keep pestering me. *in an eerie voice* Good night... Hahahahaha!!!

Richard Simmons: *bouncing towards Sys and caressing his shoulder* We meet again, you stallion! Heehee!

Sys: *pukes*

Pheonix: Hey, why am I here again?

Schizo: *whispering to the others* We really have to get out of here. Plan A: Sacrifice Sys to Simmons while we try to escape.

Sugar: Hell no! Sys is my friend!

Schizo: Okay, revision to plan A: Sacrifice Sugar AND Sys to Simmons while we get the hell out of here.

Elvenlass: Okay no.

Pablo: Even if we were to sacrifice someone, how the hell do you suppose we escape from this place.

*Screams of horror coming from Sys at the other end of the cage*

Elvenlass: Well, if any of you have a plan, now would be the time...

"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref