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elvenlass
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10/04/04 11:50 PM
Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry. [re: blacktropic84]  

RealThing, Jareth'sBoy, Elvenlad, and Angelina Jolie (who decided to stick around) walked through the Glass Spider door. On the other side was...glass. No, not glass, but spiders. Wait, not spiders made out of glass, but glass made entirely of spiders!!! And the ceiling, walls, stairs, etc. were all make of this spidery glass. And everytime you touched it, the spiders squirmed and crawled up your legs.

Angelina Jolie: Whoa!

JarethsBoy: You said it. Ah! I hate these spiders!

RealThing: Holy shit, they're in my pants! They're in my pants!!!

Angelina Jolie: Here! *Angelina rips RealThings pants off, revealing some sexy and tight boxer briefs.*

JarethsBoy and Elvenlad: Oh my god! They're in my pants too!!!

Angelina Jolie: *ripping off their pants as well* That's better, isn't it?

RealThing: Eek! *swatting spiders off his/her leg with her/his pants*

Elvenlad: *to Angelina* Hey, why aren't the spiders crawling up your legs? They're not even entering within a 2 foot radius of you! What's going on here?


"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref



 
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*Round Robin - TW Halloween (kept)  JarethsGirl09/28/04 01:49 AM
.*Edit...  Strawman10/01/04 03:27 PM
.*Are you pondering what I'm pondering?  SugarPlumFairy09/28/04 06:56 PM
.*antici.............  JarethsGirl09/29/04 03:29 AM
.*Re: antici.............  elvenlass09/29/04 11:41 PM
.*Re: antici.............  schizophrenic09/30/04 03:36 PM
.*Re: antici.............  RealThing10/01/04 12:06 PM
.*Meanwhile...  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 12:50 PM
.*Sys, I love you.  SugarPlumFairy10/01/04 04:22 PM
.*I know.  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 04:31 PM
.*I want in .. can I?  ChesireCat10/01/04 04:55 PM
.*Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SysiyoModerator10/02/04 05:49 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SugarPlumFairy10/02/04 08:35 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  elvenlass10/02/04 01:00 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:51 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  pablopicasso10/02/04 02:05 PM
.*...and as they got to the top of the hill...  ChesireCat10/02/04 09:34 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  JarethsGirl10/02/04 10:58 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  blacktropic8410/03/04 02:26 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  pablopicasso10/03/04 04:06 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  elvenlass10/03/04 01:25 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  SysiyoModerator10/03/04 01:38 PM
.*With a screech the door opened to reveal...  SugarPlumFairy10/03/04 03:27 PM
.*Re: With a screech the door opened to reveal...  pablopicasso10/03/04 03:51 PM
.*He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  TalentedChild10/03/04 06:23 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  RealThing10/03/04 06:41 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  elvenlass10/03/04 08:55 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  schizophrenic10/03/04 09:26 PM
.*Bend over, Buddy.  elvenlass10/03/04 09:47 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  blacktropic8410/03/04 09:52 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  OleanderWhoosh10/03/04 10:09 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  Kristin Machina10/03/04 10:35 PM
.*Lube your Jiffys!  JarethsGirl10/03/04 11:13 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  elvenlass10/03/04 11:29 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 03:46 AM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  JollyGood10/04/04 11:33 AM
.*I'm horny, sorry.  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 12:16 PM
.*I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  ChesireCat10/04/04 02:44 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/04/04 03:28 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  blacktropic8410/04/04 10:34 PM
.*They call them the Diamond Dogs   JollyGood10/08/04 09:50 AM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 02:34 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   Dan Dare10/08/04 03:11 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 03:20 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   RealThing10/11/04 02:48 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/14/04 02:08 PM
.*I'm back..  JarethsGirl10/18/04 00:01 AM
.*Re: I'm back..  elvenlass10/18/04 10:47 PM
.*Re: I'm back..  RealThing10/19/04 10:57 AM
.*This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  JarethsGirl10/26/04 02:42 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  blacktropic8410/28/04 02:48 AM
.*Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  JarethsGirl10/29/04 01:12 AM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  elvenlass10/30/04 12:12 PM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  blacktropic8411/02/04 01:22 AM
.*Even more fruitless efforts to revive this story..  ChesireCat11/02/04 08:39 AM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  SysiyoModerator11/02/04 01:05 PM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  elvenlass11/02/04 10:27 PM
.*...drastic times call for...  ChesireCat11/03/04 09:55 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Week  schizophrenic10/28/04 03:43 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   th0mas10/16/04 08:41 AM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   OleanderWhoosh10/17/04 09:16 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   blacktropic8410/17/04 09:21 PM
.*This thread = dead.  schizophrenic10/17/04 10:31 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   TalentedChild10/11/04 06:43 PM
.*"I'm glad that you're older than me"  TalentedChild10/11/04 07:15 PM
.*Re: "I'm glad that you're older than me"  SysiyoModerator10/13/04 10:40 AM
.*Weebl and Bob reference!  SysiyoModerator10/05/04 07:12 AM
.*Orgy edit (that's OK) ... and more  ChesireCat10/05/04 09:27 AM
..Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  elvenlass10/04/04 11:50 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/05/04 12:45 PM
.*TC finds Oleander  TalentedChild10/06/04 03:30 PM
.*Re: TC finds Oleander  OleanderWhoosh10/06/04 10:14 PM
.*Merging two threads together  Kristin Machina10/08/04 01:44 AM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  OleanderWhoosh10/04/04 10:27 PM
.*Still somewhere else on this planet  th0mas10/02/04 07:09 AM
.*A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:22 PM
.*Re: A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:30 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  pablopicasso10/01/04 01:48 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  schizophrenic10/01/04 03:13 PM
.*EVIL CAVE!!!  elvenlass10/01/04 07:36 PM
.*Re: EVIL CAVE!!!  blacktropic8410/01/04 08:44 PM
.*Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JarethsGirl10/01/04 11:50 PM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  elvenlass10/02/04 01:08 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JollyGood10/02/04 07:25 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:33 AM
.*Re: Round Robin - TW Halloween  SysiyoModerator09/28/04 03:11 AM
.*EEEEEEE!  schizophrenic09/28/04 05:43 PM
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