RealThing, Jareth'sBoy, Elvenlad, and Angelina Jolie (who decided to stick around) walked through the Glass Spider door. On the other side was...glass. No, not glass, but spiders. Wait, not spiders made out of glass, but glass made entirely of spiders!!! And the ceiling, walls, stairs, etc. were all make of this spidery glass. And everytime you touched it, the spiders squirmed and crawled up your legs.

Angelina Jolie: Whoa!

JarethsBoy: You said it. Ah! I hate these spiders!

RealThing: Holy shit, they're in my pants! They're in my pants!!!

Angelina Jolie: Here! *Angelina rips RealThings pants off, revealing some sexy and tight boxer briefs.*

JarethsBoy and Elvenlad: Oh my god! They're in my pants too!!!

Angelina Jolie: *ripping off their pants as well* That's better, isn't it?

RealThing: Eek! *swatting spiders off his/her leg with her/his pants*

Elvenlad: *to Angelina* Hey, why aren't the spiders crawling up your legs? They're not even entering within a 2 foot radius of you! What's going on here?


"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref