Wait a moment. Does this leave only Cheshire and me at the orgy? Well, not much of an orgy, that one. And Cheshire, I hope you really were a girl. If not, please rewrite the last sentences.
CheshireCat and Sys lay snuggled on the floor, bedily fluids oozing from different bodily orifices.
Sys: "Was that as good for me as it was for you?" CC: "Better..."
A short pause.
CC: "You want to have another round?" Sys: "Yeah, baby! I'll just put the schoolgirl uniform back on."
Sys gets up and starts dressing.
CC: "You look really good... but do you know what happends to people who dress like that in pervy round robins?" Sys: "No, what?"
Before CheshireCat can reply, a slimy green tentacle appears out of nowhere, grabs Sys' leg and pulls him through a hole in the wall. Before Cheshire can lunge after Sys, the slab of granite closes behind Sys, leaving Cheshire alone in the orgy chamber. Pushing his ear on the wall, cheshire hears faint screams from the other side. But alas, there is no way for him to reach Sys and save him.
Then CC realises he's still a he.
CC: "Hey mr. Voice! I had gay sex, why aren't I back to normal?" Voice: "Well, I hoped you could give me more material before I change you back..." CC: "How can I get you more material when you had that tentacle thing snatch Sys away?" Voice: "You just need to- Wait, did you say tentacle thing?" CC: "Yeah. What about it?" Voice: "Oh no, has he escaped the holding cell? I must make preparations..." CC: "What?" Voice: "Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it."
Silence.
CC: "Voice?"
The silence remains, broken only by Sys' distant screams.
CC: "Bollocks! I guess I have no choice but to go after the others, then..."
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