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Before CheshireCat can reply, a slimy green tentacle appears out of nowhere, grabs Sys' leg and pulls him through a hole in the wall. Before Cheshire can lunge after Sys, the slab of granite closes behind Sys, leaving Cheshire alone in the orgy chamber. Pushing his ear on the wall, cheshire hears faint screams from the other side. But alas, there is no way for him to reach Sys and save him.

Then CC realises something and shouts.

CC: "Hey mr. Voice! We had gay sex, why isn't Sys back to normal?"
Voice: " What do you mean, back to normal? Sys is a boy!"
CC: "Oh ... ok, so then ... why aren't I back to normal???"
Voice: "Because you're also a boy!!"
CC: "Hey, so why didn't you stop us?"
Voice: "Well, I hoped you could give me more material than that..."
CC: "How can I get you more material when you had that tentacle thing snatch Sys away?"
Voice: "You just need to- Wait, did you say tentacle thing?"
CC: "Yeah. What about it?"
Voice: "Oh no, has he escaped the holding cell? I must make preparations..."
CC: "What?"
Voice: "Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it."

Silence.

CC: "Voice?"

The silence remains, broken only by Sys' distant screams.

CC: "Bollocks, and just when I was going to get real kinky! I guess I have no choice but to go after the others, then..."

CC runs down the corridor and sees the three doors in front of him.

CC: "Eeny, meeny, meiny .... Oh fuck it, I'll take the middle one!"

As CC opens the middle door, he starts hearing eery music, prompting him to walk ever forward. The door opend to a maze like corridor, with stone walls and cobblestones on the floor. BANG! As CC turns around to see the door slam shut behind him, he hears moans coming from someplace in front of him. As he runs down the corridor, he reaches a wooden door, which he opens slowly. As he peeks inside, he sees Pablo, Schizo and Sugar tied with chains to the wall and in front of them a large minotaur figure with a leash round his neck and on the other end of the leash, a tall woman strap in leather.

Ramona: Here, here my small eggmen...
Sugar: Egggirl!
Ramona: not from what I can see ... now I'll show you who the small friends are....

`Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
`That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
`I don't much care where --' said Alice.
`Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.