Elvenlad, RealThing, JarethsBoy, and Angelina walked through the dark corridor where the glass spiders were. Everywhere RealThing pissed, the spiders avoided, which was awesome. They finally approached another door. A very plain door, with nothing written on it. Since they really didn't want to go back, they opened it and walked in.
Elvenlad: Uh, RealThing, you can stop peeing now.
RealThing: *disappointed* Aw man! *stuffs penis back into pants* I was having fu...
Just as she was saying that, the three TWers and Angelina noticed the back of a hunched figure in front of them, and around the hunched figure were dozens of bottles of rum. They were silent and didn't want to provoke it, whatever it was.
JarethsBoy: *politely* Um, excuse me. Could you help us?
Hunched figure: Not at this point, love. *hunched figure takes a swig from a bottle of rum next to him*
RealThing: Well, could you at least tell us where we are?
Hunched figure: A long way from Tortuga, mate.
Elvenlad: You know, your voice sounds so familiar.
*the hunched man turns his face around to face the TWers*
Elvenlad: Holy shit! Jack Sparrow?!!!
Sparrow: The one and only, love. And that's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
Sparrow: I'm not awesome anymore. They took it.
*RealThing takes one of Sparrow's rum bottles and drinks some*
Elvenlad: Wait, who took what?
Sparrow: The Black Pearl, they took it. As far as who "they" are, I don't exactly know. You see, I was in Tortuga at the time, enjoying myself, and several women, when all of a sudden everything went black, and I was put here. My ship is gone, and there's no way out of this place, I can tell you that.
Elvenlad: Man! What kind of a mess did we get into here!
JarethsBoy: We could still try to find a way to get out. Captain Jack, did you search this place hi and low?
Sparrow: Search it? Of course not. They left me with all these bottles of rum. Do you have any idea what would have happened to them if I left to go search around the place? What if you three strapping men and one disappearing lady came in here and stole them, huh? What then, aye?
*Elvenlad looked at Angelina who was, in fact, disappearing!*
Elvenlad: Whoa! No no no! You can't go yet! We need to have a sexual thing with we you that we can get turned back into our normal genders! No!!!!!
Angelina: *disappeared* *echoing* Sorry guys....
Sparrow: Normal genders! You're lasses? Hmmm...
JarethsBoy: Okay, forget Angelina right now! Sparrow, you said you didn't leave your rum bottles. How the hell would you know that there is no way out of here?
Sparrow: Educated guess.
Elvenlad: *grabbing Jack Sparrow's arm* Get up, and let's get out of here.
Sparrow: The rum! What about the rum!
RealThing: *having drunk ALL the rum* BUUURRRPPP!!!!!
Elvenlad: The rum is gone.
Sparrow: What?! Why's the rum gone?
JarethsBoy: Because, you obviously are not getting how seriously in trouble we all are. We have got to find a way out of here, and all you've done was drink rum!
Sparrow: Yes, but why's the rum gone?
All the TWers drag Sparrow away from his empty rum bottles and start walking forward, trying to figure out where they were, and how the hell they could get out.
"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref