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elvenlass
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10/08/04 02:34 PM
Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs [re: JollyGood]  

Elvenlad, RealThing, JarethsBoy, and Angelina walked through the dark corridor where the glass spiders were. Everywhere RealThing pissed, the spiders avoided, which was awesome. They finally approached another door. A very plain door, with nothing written on it. Since they really didn't want to go back, they opened it and walked in.

Elvenlad: Uh, RealThing, you can stop peeing now.

RealThing: *disappointed* Aw man! *stuffs penis back into pants* I was having fu...

Just as she was saying that, the three TWers and Angelina noticed the back of a hunched figure in front of them, and around the hunched figure were dozens of bottles of rum. They were silent and didn't want to provoke it, whatever it was.

JarethsBoy: *politely* Um, excuse me. Could you help us?

Hunched figure: Not at this point, love. *hunched figure takes a swig from a bottle of rum next to him*

RealThing: Well, could you at least tell us where we are?

Hunched figure: A long way from Tortuga, mate.

Elvenlad: You know, your voice sounds so familiar.

*the hunched man turns his face around to face the TWers*

Elvenlad: Holy shit! Jack Sparrow?!!!

Sparrow: The one and only, love. And that's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

JarethsBoy: Awesome!

Sparrow: I'm not awesome anymore. They took it.

*RealThing takes one of Sparrow's rum bottles and drinks some*

Elvenlad: Wait, who took what?

Sparrow: The Black Pearl, they took it. As far as who "they" are, I don't exactly know. You see, I was in Tortuga at the time, enjoying myself, and several women, when all of a sudden everything went black, and I was put here. My ship is gone, and there's no way out of this place, I can tell you that.

Elvenlad: Man! What kind of a mess did we get into here!

JarethsBoy: We could still try to find a way to get out. Captain Jack, did you search this place hi and low?

Sparrow: Search it? Of course not. They left me with all these bottles of rum. Do you have any idea what would have happened to them if I left to go search around the place? What if you three strapping men and one disappearing lady came in here and stole them, huh? What then, aye?

*Elvenlad looked at Angelina who was, in fact, disappearing!*

Elvenlad: Whoa! No no no! You can't go yet! We need to have a sexual thing with we you that we can get turned back into our normal genders! No!!!!!

Angelina: *disappeared* *echoing* Sorry guys....

Elvenlad: Shit!

Sparrow: Normal genders! You're lasses? Hmmm...

JarethsBoy: Okay, forget Angelina right now! Sparrow, you said you didn't leave your rum bottles. How the hell would you know that there is no way out of here?

Sparrow: Educated guess.

Elvenlad: *grabbing Jack Sparrow's arm* Get up, and let's get out of here.

Sparrow: The rum! What about the rum!

RealThing: *having drunk ALL the rum* BUUURRRPPP!!!!!

Elvenlad: The rum is gone.

Sparrow: What?! Why's the rum gone?

JarethsBoy: Because, you obviously are not getting how seriously in trouble we all are. We have got to find a way out of here, and all you've done was drink rum!

Sparrow: Yes, but why's the rum gone?

All the TWers drag Sparrow away from his empty rum bottles and start walking forward, trying to figure out where they were, and how the hell they could get out.

"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref



 
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*Round Robin - TW Halloween (kept)  JarethsGirl09/28/04 01:49 AM
.*Edit...  Strawman10/01/04 03:27 PM
.*Are you pondering what I'm pondering?  SugarPlumFairy09/28/04 06:56 PM
.*antici.............  JarethsGirl09/29/04 03:29 AM
.*Re: antici.............  elvenlass09/29/04 11:41 PM
.*Re: antici.............  schizophrenic09/30/04 03:36 PM
.*Re: antici.............  RealThing10/01/04 12:06 PM
.*Meanwhile...  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 12:50 PM
.*Sys, I love you.  SugarPlumFairy10/01/04 04:22 PM
.*I know.  SysiyoModerator10/01/04 04:31 PM
.*I want in .. can I?  ChesireCat10/01/04 04:55 PM
.*Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SysiyoModerator10/02/04 05:49 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  SugarPlumFairy10/02/04 08:35 AM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  elvenlass10/02/04 01:00 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:51 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile... actually some time ago, in the plane.  pablopicasso10/02/04 02:05 PM
.*...and as they got to the top of the hill...  ChesireCat10/02/04 09:34 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  JarethsGirl10/02/04 10:58 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  blacktropic8410/03/04 02:26 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  pablopicasso10/03/04 04:06 AM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  elvenlass10/03/04 01:25 PM
.*Re: ...and as they got to the top of the hill...  SysiyoModerator10/03/04 01:38 PM
.*With a screech the door opened to reveal...  SugarPlumFairy10/03/04 03:27 PM
.*Re: With a screech the door opened to reveal...  pablopicasso10/03/04 03:51 PM
.*He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  TalentedChild10/03/04 06:23 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  RealThing10/03/04 06:41 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  elvenlass10/03/04 08:55 PM
.*Re: He's playing a Jedi mind trick!!  schizophrenic10/03/04 09:26 PM
.*Bend over, Buddy.  elvenlass10/03/04 09:47 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  blacktropic8410/03/04 09:52 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  OleanderWhoosh10/03/04 10:09 PM
.*Re: Bend over, Buddy.  Kristin Machina10/03/04 10:35 PM
.*Lube your Jiffys!  JarethsGirl10/03/04 11:13 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  elvenlass10/03/04 11:29 PM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 03:46 AM
.*Re: Lube your Jiffys!  JollyGood10/04/04 11:33 AM
.*I'm horny, sorry.  SysiyoModerator10/04/04 12:16 PM
.*I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  ChesireCat10/04/04 02:44 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/04/04 03:28 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  blacktropic8410/04/04 10:34 PM
.*They call them the Diamond Dogs   JollyGood10/08/04 09:50 AM
..Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 02:34 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   Dan Dare10/08/04 03:11 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/08/04 03:20 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   RealThing10/11/04 02:48 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   elvenlass10/14/04 02:08 PM
.*I'm back..  JarethsGirl10/18/04 00:01 AM
.*Re: I'm back..  elvenlass10/18/04 10:47 PM
.*Re: I'm back..  RealThing10/19/04 10:57 AM
.*This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  JarethsGirl10/26/04 02:42 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Weekly  blacktropic8410/28/04 02:48 AM
.*Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  JarethsGirl10/29/04 01:12 AM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  elvenlass10/30/04 12:12 PM
.*Re: Fruitless efforts to revive this story..  blacktropic8411/02/04 01:22 AM
.*Even more fruitless efforts to revive this story..  ChesireCat11/02/04 08:39 AM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  SysiyoModerator11/02/04 01:05 PM
.*Re: Even more fruitless efforts to revive this sto  elvenlass11/02/04 10:27 PM
.*...drastic times call for...  ChesireCat11/03/04 09:55 AM
.*Re: This post has been brought to you by Ent. Week  schizophrenic10/28/04 03:43 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   th0mas10/16/04 08:41 AM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   OleanderWhoosh10/17/04 09:16 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   blacktropic8410/17/04 09:21 PM
.*This thread = dead.  schizophrenic10/17/04 10:31 PM
.*Re: They call them the Diamond Dogs   TalentedChild10/11/04 06:43 PM
.*"I'm glad that you're older than me"  TalentedChild10/11/04 07:15 PM
.*Re: "I'm glad that you're older than me"  SysiyoModerator10/13/04 10:40 AM
.*Weebl and Bob reference!  SysiyoModerator10/05/04 07:12 AM
.*Orgy edit (that's OK) ... and more  ChesireCat10/05/04 09:27 AM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  elvenlass10/04/04 11:50 PM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  RealThing10/05/04 12:45 PM
.*TC finds Oleander  TalentedChild10/06/04 03:30 PM
.*Re: TC finds Oleander  OleanderWhoosh10/06/04 10:14 PM
.*Merging two threads together  Kristin Machina10/08/04 01:44 AM
.*Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry.  OleanderWhoosh10/04/04 10:27 PM
.*Still somewhere else on this planet  th0mas10/02/04 07:09 AM
.*A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:22 PM
.*Re: A mysterious phone call  TalentedChild10/01/04 06:30 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  pablopicasso10/01/04 01:48 PM
.*Re: Meanwhile...  schizophrenic10/01/04 03:13 PM
.*EVIL CAVE!!!  elvenlass10/01/04 07:36 PM
.*Re: EVIL CAVE!!!  blacktropic8410/01/04 08:44 PM
.*Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JarethsGirl10/01/04 11:50 PM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  elvenlass10/02/04 01:08 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  JollyGood10/02/04 07:25 AM
.*Re: Trick or treat, my straw-filled friend!  blacktropic8410/02/04 01:33 AM
.*Re: Round Robin - TW Halloween  SysiyoModerator09/28/04 03:11 AM
.*EEEEEEE!  schizophrenic09/28/04 05:43 PM
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