Elvenlass: Maybe we should try to find the others.
RealThing: Oh yeah, I forgot about them.. wonder how they're doing.
Elvenlass: I get the feeling they are doing just as bad as us.
JarethsGirl: There is no way to WIN here! It's not fair!! ...Ooo, Laby moment. ::giggles::
Elvenlass: There's gotta be a way!
Sparrow: Are you forgetting something, loves? ...You have an experienced navigator on your hands.
JarethsGirl: Experienced Navigator... I'll bet you like.. Emerald Nuts, Hahahaha!
RealThing: Mmm, I could actually go for some of those.
JarethsGirl: Well you're in luck, I happen to have some!
Elvenlass: Wait a minute, you've been hiding nuts all this time?
JarethsGirl: Well not since the Ben Franklin thing...
RealThing: Gimmee those!! I'm starving!
Elvenlass: Stop, stop! I have an idea.. Why don't we leave a trail of nuts so that the others can find us!
JarethsGirl: Haven't you ever SEEN Labyrinth? That whole "leave a trail" thing isn't gonna work here..
Sparrow: It's worth a shot..
RealThing: ...Damnit...

Elvenlass motions everyone to follow her as she occasionally drops a nut on the ground. The only way forward is through a dark, grimy tunnel. The girls and Sparrow pace tentatively down the corridor. Suddenly, they hear an eery sound like nails on a chalkboard. Then some echoey synth music kicks in.

RealThing: Oh, I don't like this.
Elvenlass: I'm scared, Glen..
JarethsGirl: What did you just say?
::The girls look back at Captain Jack, who is now wearing a pair of tight acid wash jeans and a sweat shirt, his face magically more youthful::
JarethsGirl: Hooooooly shit.

Three little girls in flowy white dresses appear, jumping rope in slow motion, singing, "One, two.."

RealThing: You guys? We just had premarital sex, didn't we..... ::now sobbing:: And I'm drunk.......
Elvenlass: Oh dear God.

Just then, a dark and evil voice eminates from the shadows, accompanied by the sound of squeaking metal... "This... is God."

PMs make my pulse quicken.