Elvenlass: Great! JUST GREAT!
JarethsGirl: You guys are so irresponsible! ...Dammit!!!! ....Gimme a nut.
Elvenlass: No, don't!
JG: What's the use of saving them now.. ::JG eats a nut::
Elvenlass: I guess you're right.. ::Elvenlass nibbles on a nut, as well::
JG: Now what are we gonna do? I suppose we could..ahhh. Ahaha... AHAHAHAHAAA!!!
RealThing: Heeheeee!!
Sparrow: I feel so happy!
Elvenlass: Pull it together, guys! We gotta get outta heeerr...haa. Hahaha. No, stop it! ..Oh I can't fight that good feeling!

Just then, Sugar comes bounding in from behind them!

Sugar: We've been looking all over for you guys! ...We found the party!!
Elvenlass: ...What party... Hehe..
::Sugar looks over Elvenlass' shoulder at Sparrow, RealThing and JarethsGirl who are all prancing around in circles singing The Laughing Gnome::
Sugar: Stop that! What are you all hopped up on? ::snatches the empty bag:: E.N. - Ecstacy Nuggets?!
JG: .....Woops.
Sugar: Whatever... We gotta get to the party!

Suddenly, they were joined by TC, Oleander, Pablo, Sugar, CC, JollyGood, Sysiyo, BlackTropic, KM, Schizo's ghost, and whoever the hell was in this story.

RealThing: You guys! I love you all!!! ::RealThing begins humping Pablo's leg. He grimaces, then grins lecherously::
Sugar: Listen up! You notice how all along we've been bombarded with celebrities? Or at least people who would like to call themselves celebrities?
Elvenlass: Yeah, so?
Sugar: Well I found the answer to this big fat riddle! It's so simple!! All ya gotta do.. is subscribe to a year's worth of Entertainment Weekly magazines!! This whole thing.... It was just a marketing scheme to scare us into subscribing to Entertainment Weekly! I still don't know who threw the party.. but apparently it was funded by EW!!
Elvenlass: You mean to tell me.. the whole bloody purpose of all of this was to sell more magazines?!
RealThing: ....That's it? .......We went through all of this crazy shit to find THAT out?
JG: Yeah... I wanted something paranormal...
Sugar: I get the feeling we'll find plenty a paranormal activity at the party, we always do! ...So what the hell are you all waiting for?! ..Subscribe!

All the TWers pull out their cell phones and subscribe to EW magazine. After BlackTropic hangs up, him being the last due to several advances to the operator, a huge golden door materializes before them.

Oleander: I can't believe it. We are finally about to enter and meet our host.
JollyGood: Okay, sounded a little cult-ish. Might wanna tone that dowwwn.
RealThing: Think there's an open bar?
Sparrow: There had better be... I doubt they'd accept gold deblumes...

My dearest friend, if you don't mind.. I'd like to join you by your side.