"(Otter skins and auto lube,
Stick this in your I.V. tubes!)" Hahahahaha! The Santa Claus lyric was hilarious, as well.
I wish I could hear the songs.
Anyway, the muffin lyric from an earlier song reminded me of this little film..
I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol. - Steven Seagal