I like funny guys, because they make me feel normal.
I like red-heads, because they glitter in the sun, like golden strands of slug trail.
I like tall men, because being looked down on is a turn on for me.
I fancy Brits and guys who grew up poor.
I like crooked smiles.

French guys, I like, for their cool.
Spaniards, I like, for their hot.
Italians, I like, for they're open.
Prussians, I don't, for they're not.
Aussies, I like, for they're bad.
Germans I like for their brat.

But, I like Irish men more than anything, as they tend to value the very same things I hold in such high regard:
Women, wit, and liquor.

And lanky, bizarre men with art on their bodies...
They're all fucking rock stars who don't care if they do it for me.

I even like dorks who like comics and Star Wars.
I do not like dweebs. They take it too far...

I like any guy who digs girls wearing glasses.
I like guys with mop tops and hair to their asses.
I like tribal men;
Make themselves understood.
I do not like cave men, but I like when more advanced creatures play at it and laugh.

I really like gay men, because they don't like me back.

I like a good challenge.
I like trouble in doses.
I like classic cars. I like aquiline noses.

I like getting gifts; don't care what they are.
I like weathered men, with such callous and scar and scary look in their eye
When I ask lots of questions.
I like playing daughter.
I like being trusted.
I'd like me a Sensei.
Like angular faces. Men of all races.
To be stronger or weaker. I can not stand for stasis.

Like conflict and drama and broodiness, too.

I like to be liked;
Worship me and I'm through
Liking you.

But, love is much more complicated...

"What I learned from the future is Sharpie markers will replace facial hair and all men are impotent except Sean Connery. The future looks bright." - T.P. on Zardoz