What's the one thing Bowie could say to you that would make you punch the man in the face? Like really hard?

Me, I've narrowed it down to several:

"I've been bald for the last twenty years."
"I had an affair with Elton John."
"I'm your real biological mother."
"I was asked to appear on 'The Simpsons,' but I told them to piss off."
"You know that 'Barbie Girl' song by Aqua? I wrote that one!"
"I'm going to re-form Tin Machine."

Anyone else...?