Re: A Question About Bowie We Must All Ask Ourselves!!
"I admire Jennifer Lopez...In fact, I'm going to change my name to D-Bo." "You know, the only song I ever really wrote was The Laughing Gnome..." "Teenage Wildlife? What, is that a porn site?" "When we filmed Labyrinth, I wore an extra pair of socks, if you know what I mean..." "What did you think of that duet I did with Tina Turner?" "I'm giving up music so I can live out my days chasing my daughter around the tomato plants." "Mark Chapman? Ha ha, that's what they all think..." "I took Carlos Alomar's name off the Quickdial list on my phone...why would I ever need to contact him?"
extended version of original entry: "I had an affair with Elton John...but he ended it because he said I wasn't good enough for him."