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"I've had your dog"

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Right before I saw that I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING! How freaky! lol..

"From now on P.Diddy will produce all my records and he will also be writing my songs."

First I would kick him in his balls, then I would drag him down by his hair then sit on top of him sobbing "Why David... Why?"

"P.Diddy gives awfully good blow jobs."

I'd hack off his wanker. That's all there is to it.




If you don't like my Bowie then I don't like you!