"Jennifer Connoly is such a great actress... one would almost forget she was...14."
"Ziggy Stardust was actually a robot-spider-alien from mars that wrote all the songs on the album while I was in Berlin with Iggy. Cheap suckers."
"I'm giving P. Diddy all the rights to my music for free so he can use more of my bass lines and guitar riffs to make millions off of."
"Brian Eno does not exist. I made him up."
"Ive considered cutting my hair into a Jareth-inspired mullet. But this time, it will be silver and ice-blue: the color of the new millenium."
"Radiohead has absolutely nothing going for them. I prefer the 'plastic soul' that inspired my work in the mid-70s"


Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a daddy.