JarethsGirl's qualities:

Reproductive capabilities - I'm willing to attempt reproduction at a near constant rate until I am impregnated. And a side note: STD Free Since '93.

Entertainment value - They don't call me "Anything For A Life Kaitlin" for no reason. If earth blows up, no more TV, movies, books, theatre, etc. That's where I come in. I have the memory skills to recreate dozens of movies. I have also comitted several episodes of Friends to memory. Not only this, but I am apt to create original productions, such as musicals about cheese and ninjas and Corey Haim. I can also write, draw, sing, act; to be frank, I could hold up the Fine Arts department of the new generation. And I know lots of dirty jokes.

I am a good mediator. When people start freaking out, I'll be there to calm them down with my soothing voice and ample bosom to rest upon. I'm like a human pillow.

I'm a team player. When shit needs done, give me my task and I'll do it. At the same time, when I need to be a leader, I am also well equipt to do so.

Granted, I am still young. I have a lot to learn. But this also means I have plenty of time to make lotsa babies. Little future Student Council Presidents and leads of the school musical ( once we get a school up and running) and dorks. And every society needs a dork, right?

In addition, if things get really bad, I'd feed many people..
Hey, I'd just be glad for making it that long. But at least be civil folks, don't eat me alive. Club me first.



Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.