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Monkeyboy
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02/19/04 11:48 PM
As if I need to remind you [re: ohramona]  

Okay we all know that I am invaluable to any future society and we all know why but I'll give you the rundown anyways:

- I can make a drinking game out of anything. This will, of course, come in handy on those long boring nights when we're all sick of hearing about who's a vegetarian and why.

- I do funny celebity impersonations. You don't know this about me because this board doesn't have an audio component (yet). You haven't lived until you've heard my routine of Charlton Heston teaching Woody Allen to speak Spanish. Not a dry pair of pants in the house, ladies and gentlemen.

- I'm a good shoulder to cry on. This is, of course, apparent in my posts here. I don't think that there is a single lonely, misunderstood teenager here that hasn't recieved the love and care that only I can give.

- I can fart the alphabet. 'Nuff said.

- We will need a strong leader, who better to do this than a person who has two presidential races under his belt.

- I've got a bunch of dead baby jokes just waiting for an audience.

- I can arrange things in fun and interesting ways - especially when the inevitable dead body is involved.

- Show me a couch and I'll make you a fort.

- I'm a really horny bastard. This will come in handy when the repopulation part comes in. I'm also quite the pervert so the sex wouldn't get boring for a while.

- [edit]As one of Teenage Wildlife's few (perhaps only?) bona-fide gym rats I can do the heavy lifting. Lets see you cross-dressing, chain-smoking sissies haul around loads of crap. I crush you like insect. [/edit]

- If not picked, my lawyer has documents ready to sue your sorry ass.

To summarize, I would essentially be like a drunken, unwashed cruise director that is always ready with a bad joke or a good roll in the hay. Sometimes vice-versa. Besides, these genes I gots are fucking gold!

Monkeyboy for America
Dedicated to making pay and play politics work for once.

Edited by Monkeyboy on 02/20/04 00:20 AM (server time).




 
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*Spaceship TW  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:12 PM
.*Not like I'll get on but...  Kristin Machina02/28/04 03:23 AM
.*. . . 5 . . . .   ohramonaModerator02/28/04 09:16 AM
.*Re: . . . 5 . . . .   Kristin Machina02/29/04 05:15 AM
.* . . . 4 . . . .   ohramonaModerator02/29/04 04:06 PM
.*Re: . . . 4 . . . .   Strawman12/05/07 06:09 PM
.*.  ohramonaModerator02/18/08 04:43 PM
.*The Final Straw  EJSundayModerator03/01/04 04:27 AM
.* . . . 3 . . .   ohramonaModerator03/01/04 06:59 AM
.*Re: The Final Straw  Starlite03/01/04 06:10 AM
.*Re: The Final Straw  EJSundayModerator03/01/04 07:00 AM
.*The Love Shack  white rabbit03/01/04 10:25 AM
.* . . . 2 . ..   ohramonaModerator03/01/04 04:35 PM
.*hey, i can dig the appeal of tweedy's thighs...  beatled12/05/07 08:09 PM
.*Re: . . . 2 . ..   Strawman06/24/05 09:41 AM
.*Re: The Love Shack  HotJareth03/01/04 10:42 AM
.*Update  pablopicasso03/01/04 02:15 PM
.*Re: . . . 5 . . . .   AnnLanders02/28/04 05:42 PM
.*cuyahoga   white rabbit02/27/04 12:14 PM
.* . . . 6 . . .  ohramonaModerator02/27/04 05:37 PM
.*Naked  poorsoul02/28/04 03:03 AM
.*For the good of the world...  JonnyManic02/22/04 07:44 PM
.*Re: For the good of the world...  Coldfyr02/22/04 07:55 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Halloween Jill02/22/04 07:22 PM
.*My last card...  Strawman02/22/04 02:50 PM
.* . 9 . . .   ohramonaModerator02/23/04 08:52 PM
.*Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  Tin02/24/04 07:01 PM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  RabbitFighter02/25/04 09:39 AM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  Tin02/25/04 01:03 PM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  RabbitFighter02/26/04 09:45 AM
.*"You Know What You Are"  Tin02/26/04 02:24 PM
.*Seven words...  Strawman02/24/04 07:16 PM
.* ... 8 ...  ohramonaModerator02/25/04 04:16 PM
.*Earthlings  EJSundayModerator02/25/04 04:38 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  Strawman02/25/04 05:44 PM
.* . . . 7 . . .   ohramonaModerator02/25/04 08:49 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  pablopicasso02/25/04 05:04 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  Earthling702/25/04 05:10 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  pablopicasso02/25/04 05:18 PM
.*Wrong words.  Tin02/24/04 10:45 PM
.*Tasteless heat...  Strawman02/24/04 11:55 AM
.*spicy muck  JonnyManic02/23/04 09:03 PM
.*Re: spicy muck  diamondogz7402/24/04 06:25 AM
.*Re: spicy muck  guiltpuppy02/23/04 09:11 PM
.*Mexican "cuisine" : spice to hide the rancid meat  JonnyManic02/24/04 07:43 PM
.*Re: My last card...  RabbitFighter02/23/04 09:16 AM
.*Re: My last card...  diamondogz7402/22/04 03:37 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Tristan02/22/04 11:37 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  diamondogz7402/22/04 03:41 PM
.*I'm younger than Bowie.  Tristan02/22/04 07:03 PM
.*I'm younger than Bowie, too!  bulletprooffaces02/23/04 11:45 AM
.*diamond dog babies.  Tristan02/24/04 09:29 AM
.*Re: diamond dog babies.  diamondogz7402/25/04 07:53 AM
.*DiamondDunce74  Tristan02/25/04 12:15 PM
.*Re: DiamondDunce74  diamondogz7402/28/04 08:10 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  diamondogz7402/23/04 02:44 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  SysiyoModerator02/23/04 04:10 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  diamondogz7402/24/04 06:20 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  SysiyoModerator02/24/04 06:22 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  bulletprooffaces02/23/04 06:09 PM
.*Sour Grapes...  Strawman02/23/04 06:19 PM
.*he he he   pablopicasso02/23/04 06:31 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie.  diamondogz7402/23/04 07:21 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  diamondogz7402/22/04 02:12 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Beltene02/21/04 07:30 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Earthling702/21/04 02:58 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  CAwesome02/21/04 03:24 PM
.*Obligations  ohyeah02/21/04 02:31 PM
.*pratt promise  beatled02/21/04 01:15 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 09:14 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Atonalexpress02/21/04 00:08 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Starlite02/20/04 05:31 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  RabbitFighter02/21/04 10:18 AM
.*Golden boys and golden girls  eraserhead02/21/04 03:16 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Lacrimans02/20/04 01:58 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Beltene02/20/04 12:26 PM
.*The Only Survivor Of The TW People's Gang  EJSundayModerator02/20/04 11:28 AM
.*You would look great in a Stooges cap  eraserhead02/20/04 09:20 AM
.*our commander still, space dog  White Prism02/21/04 07:33 AM
.*raising turtles, the grapefruit is winning  eraserhead02/21/04 08:59 AM
.*Interstellar Overdrive  White Prism02/21/04 05:16 PM
.*Jesus & Space  eraserhead02/22/04 05:44 AM
.*Re: our commander still, space dog  guiltpuppy02/21/04 07:45 AM
.*blast off  JonnyManic02/20/04 09:02 AM
.*Re: blast off  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:12 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Strawman02/20/04 08:08 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Myriada02/20/04 07:34 AM
.*Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 07:54 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  Myriada02/22/04 02:40 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  Atonalexpress02/22/04 03:10 AM
.*Jesus loves me, why can't you?  Starlite02/22/04 01:23 AM
.*You've really made the grade!  ohramonaModerator02/22/04 11:12 AM
.*EuropeanCanon - the thinking woman's viagra!  EuropeanCanon02/23/04 05:32 PM
.*Too bad his glamour shot is probably archived  WildWind02/23/04 06:34 PM
.*Re: EuropeanCanon - the thinking woman's viagra!  Strawman02/23/04 06:07 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Grey_Nihilist02/22/04 04:07 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Earthling702/22/04 02:15 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  RealThing02/22/04 12:43 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Monkeyboy02/23/04 08:51 PM
.*10 ...  ohramonaModerator02/23/04 08:29 PM
.*Re: 10 ...  RealThing02/23/04 10:33 PM
.*Re: 10 ...  Monkeyboy02/25/04 08:34 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  SugarPlumFairy02/22/04 11:38 AM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  RabbitFighter02/22/04 11:23 AM
.*Xenon  poorsoul02/21/04 10:59 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume so  elvenlass02/21/04 09:52 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  karmastarman02/20/04 07:17 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  th0mas02/20/04 06:39 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  RabbitFighter02/20/04 06:04 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Nature_Boy02/20/04 04:56 AM
.*Put your helmet on  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 05:26 PM
.*There's something wrong!  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 06:47 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  diamondogz7402/22/04 09:34 AM
.*Retrial  EJSundayModerator02/22/04 07:35 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  Ville02/22/04 05:49 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  Lacrimans02/21/04 08:02 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  SysiyoModerator02/21/04 06:53 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  RabbitFighter02/21/04 06:57 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  SysiyoModerator02/22/04 06:47 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  RabbitFighter02/22/04 10:51 AM
.*but i'm afraid to die!  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 06:04 PM
.*Soporific...  Strawman02/21/04 06:58 PM
.*didn't want a ride on yr damned ship anyway...  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 07:05 PM
.*Re: Put your helmet on  RealThing02/21/04 05:53 PM
.*Talentless, but  strangeDivine02/20/04 02:22 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:19 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 02:26 PM
.*Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  strangeDivine02/20/04 04:36 PM
.*Repetition  poorsoul02/20/04 11:39 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 04:46 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  strangeDivine02/20/04 05:05 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 05:07 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 04:11 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Ville02/20/04 03:09 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  guiltpuppy02/20/04 02:27 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Tin02/20/04 00:59 AM
.*Tin is in, like Flynn  ohramonaModerator02/20/04 07:37 PM
.*Re: Tin is in, like Flynn  Tin02/24/04 06:21 PM
.*Re: Tin is in, like Flynn  mudley02/20/04 08:19 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Lacrimans02/19/04 11:58 PM
..As if I need to remind you  Monkeyboy02/19/04 11:48 PM
.*Re: As if I need to remind you  diamondogz7402/20/04 06:55 AM
.*Re: As if I need to remind you  Monkeyboy02/20/04 12:11 PM
.*leave the capsule if you dare  ohramonaModerator02/20/04 00:30 AM
.*Cruise  poorsoul02/20/04 11:19 PM
.*He said there'd be plenty  WildWind02/20/04 00:45 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy02/20/04 01:37 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy12/06/07 05:50 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy02/01/10 01:23 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  ohramonaModerator02/10/10 10:34 PM
.*i'm glad he's dead  Glitterbot02/20/04 01:51 AM
.*Awesome!  Monkeyboy02/20/04 00:35 AM
.*The important things, y'know  WildWind02/19/04 11:33 PM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 06:51 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  SugarPlumFairy02/20/04 06:55 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 08:17 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  krettis02/20/04 08:21 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:08 PM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  krettis02/21/04 09:47 AM
.*... sitting in a tin can ...  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 11:46 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  JarethsGirl02/19/04 10:57 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  dukewhite02/19/04 11:02 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  elvenlass02/19/04 10:23 PM
.*Commencing countdown, engine's on ...  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:59 PM
.*Re: Commencing countdown, engine's on ...  elvenlass02/20/04 08:55 PM
.*Oh the horror  SugarPlumFairy02/19/04 10:20 PM
.*Jump  poorsoul02/20/04 00:07 AM
.*For the good of all  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:24 PM
.*Re: For the good of all  SugarPlumFairy02/19/04 10:30 PM
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